Lil one shot for ya
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>Day Hokey Pokey in Equestria.
>You are Anon, and you are currently strolling through the back alleys of P0nyville.
>It wouldn't seem like it, but there's a surprising amount of stores and houses here.
>Enough that when you needed to get off the street and hide from Fluttershy, you could make it across town on the back roads.
>So here you are, dancing around in the alleys, making your way towards The Gay Bath House.
>It was quite the bar.
>You're trekking along, when suddenly you hear a tune you thought you'd never hear again.
>"You put your right hoof in..." says a chorus of voices.
>You jog towards the song, hoping to discover the origin.
>"You put your right hoof out..."
>You round the corner, and see a door hanging open, the voices coming from inside.
>Jumping in, you shout out in a joyous voice
"You put your right hand in, and shake it all about!"
>You begin to dance a little jig, staring around.
>A group of miscellaneous p0nies stare on, wide eyed in shock at the local hot monkey intruding upon their class.
"What?"
>You turn and stare towards the front of the room, and see Fluttershy, hoof in mid air.
>On the chalk board behind her is scrawled "Fluttershy's Hoofing Class".
>She coughs a little, and stutters out "I d-didn't know y-you were i-into this sort of t-thing."
>You sigh, slump your shoulders and walk out, muttering obscenities.
>As your need for a hearty drink is highly increased, you hear Fluttershy say "Alright class, let's run through the instructions one more time!"
"Fucking Fluttershy..."