>Day keep the ball rolling in Equestria
>You are Anon, gentle soul
>And boy is it starting to get chilly out!
>But here in Equestria it seems that nopony can get your size right for winter gear
>So for the first time ever, you’re knitting yourself a winter sweater
Fuck you it's manly
>You’ve gotten the neck and shoulders, and are currently working on the arms, and goddamn this is gonna be soft
>You were making out of Alpaca fur, thankfully The Dude down at the bowling alley let you borrow some
>Why there’s an Alpaca names “The Dude” down at the bowling alley selling his hair you’ll never know, but hey, free soft sweater stuff
>Whilst starting on the left elbow, a soft knock comes to the door
>Sighing, you stand up and put the ball of alpaca string into your baby holder front pack thingy you bought a few days ago for knitting on the go
>Opening the door to see Fluttershy sitting on your doorstep rubbing her horse parts quite vigorously
>”Hi Anon, is voyeur your fet-wait.”
>She immediately stops, stands up, and stares intensely at your ball
>”Is that..a ball of yarn?”
>Her eyes grow to the size of dinner plates
“Technically it's alpaca, but yeah. Why?”
>She reaches forward and bats it out of its pouch, where it rolls onto the floor.
>Giggling she scampers after it into your house, smacking it left and right
“What the fuck?”
>She races around your living room after the ball before finally catching it next to the coffee table
>”Heeheehee!” She rolls on her back and begins tossing the yarn up in the air, playing with it
>You walk over and smack it out of the air, sending it into the kitchen
“Would you quit fucking with my yarn and get the fuck out?”
>She of course ignores you and races after the ball of ya-alpaca fur, doing that stupid thing where she raises her ass up as she tries to catch it
>Twisting and grabbing, she eventually ends up tangles in the soft alpaca string
>”Uh Anon? A little help?”
>Fucking Fluttershy