>Day The Gay 2.0 in Equestria.
>You are Collar, and this morning it seems your bed is a bit...colder than you'd like.
>Reaching out blindly around the bed, you grope for your life partner (damn these Equestrian court systems), Theseus.
>But, you can't feel his bulging biceps or glutes anywhere!
>Your eyes fly open, and you  frantically look around the room. Your larger than life lover is nowhere to be seen!
>You cant hear the sizzling of bacon downstairs, or the shower on, or weights being lifted, so where was he?
>You get up, get in the shower, get your teeth brushed, get the shit out of you, get dressed, and get downstairs.
>You're a bit nervous as you descend the stairs. He doesn't often leave without telling you, and he would've woken you for a morning jog. Where on earth could he have gotten too?
>You see a note on the door, and pick it up with the sigh of relief.
>He must've just stepped out this morning. You knew he could take care of himself, but lately a mare by the name of Fluttershy had become interested in him, and could not grasp the fact that all he needed was you!
>"Dear Mr. Human Stealer," the note began, and you know this cant be good.
>"I've taken Theseus away so that you can't ruin his beautiful body any more, and I plan to give him something you could never give. Foals. I know he'll love me once we're a happy family, and then you wont have to be in the picture. Please don't try to steal him away from me AGAIN."
>"Sincerely, Fluttershy."
>Your heart races. He was kidnapped? Why wouldn't this mare just leave you two alone?!
>You grab a protein shake, and throw on a wife beater.
>It was time to save your man from certain heterosexual sex.
[spoiler]The worst kind of course[/spoiler]
>You jog to Fluttershy's house, and kick the door in.
>Fluttershy is standing in front of Theseus, who is hanging from the cieling by his hands in full bondage gear, a latex suit covering his entire body, a ball gag in his mouth.
>His bulging muscles strain against the black material, outlining his body which you fell in love with the first time you saw him.
>She turns in shock, and drops the whip from her mouth. "Darnit you meanie head! Can't you see we're in love!?"
>You let out a hearty laugh.
"If he loves you, explain how small Mr. Wuzzleteats is!"
>She looks sadly at Theseus's small member, a plain give away that this mare was not for him.
>Not for anyone actually.
>"T-t-that doesn't mean anything! I'm happy how he is!" She lunges forward, hooves outstretched, and tackles you.
>At least, she tries to. You don't move an inch, and she is knocked out cold as she makes contact with your hard pecs.
>You walk over to Theseus, and pull off the ball gag.
>"Oh thank god," he says, smiling. "I was afraid she'd actually try to fuck me!"
>You caress his cheek.
"That wonderful fun is reserved for just me."
>You take a swig of the protein shake, and passionately make out with Theseus, swishing the drink between the two of you.
>You finish, wipe both your mouths, and put the ball gag back on.
>Picking up the whip, you grin a bit.
>Today was going to get even gayer.