sup guize, i suddenlt feel like telling errpone bout the 4 day long sanity-crushing tahoe trip that made me gay for trap cocaine pon3 horse c0ck
you'll laugh, you'll cry ( with luls at my expense) but i hope you enjoy my story
>greentext style
 
also requesting shots of that glorious cursed thread since all i have is phone screenshots
[spoiler]to remind myself that i'm now a faggot[/spoiler]
 
 
 
>be 21
>straight and normal
>minus being horsefucker mlp bronie fag
>muh waifu is vinyl scratch
>taking the entire week off for christmas
>family decides to have big get-together with entire family
>ENTIRE FAMILY
>theres 40+ fucking people coming
>all staying in one rented cabin type thing
>decide i wont be that one 20something moody kid like in the movies
>i'm gonna be nice as fuck
>pump myself up for this shit
>maybe go snowboarding or some shit
>yeah, ill have fun!
>before we lose phone connection we stop at a chipoltle in some town i dont remember
>we got a convoy of like 15 cars and trucks
>we take over the resturant
>check on my chanexplorer app
>might as well get some reading material for nophonezone
>open up a few recent popular threads on /k/ and /b/
>not really reading, just flipping through
>check /mlp/
>vinyl thread
>fuck yeah i love vinyl
"i'm just not really used to anypony treating me like a gentleman"
>treating me like a gentleman
>like a gentleman
>gentleman
>mysides
>start reading the thread
>suddenly a wild writefag appears
>sweet jesus
>this guys good
>multiple writefags battling for sexy glory
 
 
>fucking epic mlp thread
>intensly reading
>enjoying the fuck outta this
>trap pon3 is best pon3
>just got to the "so what now"
"umm anon?"
>shit
"weren't you listening?"
>i realize i havent touched my burrito
>also people were talking to me
>completely zoned out there
"sorry, i was texting"
"well put it down for a while! im speaking now and real conversations are more stimulating than that silly screen blalala"
>fuck you aunt kim
>nobody wants to talk to you so you bother me
>listen to kim and her boring ass gameplan of going to pick up scrapbook supplies
>for 20 minutes
>everybody's wrapping up and getting ready to go
>you bitch i wanted to read this
>go to use the bathroom before the convoy departs
>not looking forward to car trip resumed
>im driving my little cute cuzzos, nephew and other assorted small children
>this kid tho
>my nephew
>holy shit ive never found anyone so annoying
>hes a COD specialist
>MLG GAMER HACKER VETERAN
>knowitall fuck
>hes 13
>spends every breath talking about vidya guns and this anime with dragons
>DRAGUNS DRAGUNS FUCKINGDRAGUNS POWERDRAGUNS
>i just reply two sentences every time
"spike is best dragon"
"WHO THE EFF IS THAT ERGOPAN IS THE STRONGEST BECAUSE HE OBTAINED THE BLABLABLALLLALALL"
"it's ok kid, its a grown-up show that you wouldn't know about"
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>im stuck driving the little fuckheads
>in my new-2-me lexus
>i will murder all if they fuck up my seats
>anyway, inside bathroom
>check in on vinyl thread
>resume reading whilst freshening up a bit
>get to kiss
>bet it tastes like redbull
>whoa fuck
>muh dick
>this godly writefag is making me vibrate with exitement
>fap to just that part
>i'm finding this idea way to hot
>cum like crazy
>ok im definatly saving this for later
>make sure i keep the app open
>head back to the cars
>cant get that thread out of my head
>getting mental images of a long passionate kiss with trap vinyl
>already getting hard again
>never been attracted to traps
>im super attracted to this
>NO BONER
>anyway some annoying boring shit happens
>skipping over car trip
>we get to the place
>the little fucks get out and run off
>i get happy again
 
 
>this place is actually fucking awesome
>snow and cold is fun?
>shit i didnt know that
>first time in the sierras
>only live 2 hours away too
>in the back of my head the white snow reminds me of that badass DJ pone
>weird feelings
>ehh whatev
>enjoy the day relaxing and getting settled
>don't enjoy the fact that im splitting my room with the kids
>god damn it dragunboy
>shut up or i'll
>wait
>i remember i've got that vinyl thread
>get weird feelings again
>exited slash happy slash anxious slash worried
>dafuq
"ANOONN"
"KIIIIIIDSSSSSS"
"WERE GONNA WATCH A MOOVIEEE"
>FUCK
 
 
>national lampoons christmas vacaction
>its a family tradition
>ive seen this every year
>for 20 years
>mandatory attendance
>find a corner spot
>after everyones settled i whip out my phone
>yess its still saved
>too bad i cant refresh the page or anything
>start from the top to catch up
>oh fuck
>these feels
>speaking of feel
>feel a twinge in my pants
>its the part of the story where canon anon and cocania pone get to his house
"you can drink as much as you want from THIS white stallion!"
>tail flick
>dat ass
>hnnnnngggg
"whatcha readinn"
 
 
>ABORT ABORT
>little cuzzo behind me
>dont know how long
>little ashley from alabama is cute
>my favorite of all of them
>shes quiet
>supercute accent
>good thing theres not many pics or anything
"just a story"
>im blushed and breating heavier than i should have
>thank sunbutt shes not an adult and cant read people for shit
"oohh can i read too??"
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"i uh, dont think you'd like it"
"why??"
>holy shit she sounded like applebloom
>so fucking adorable
>snap back to the convo
"it's just a boring old gun thread"
"O MUTHA EFFER DID SOMEBODY SAY GUNSS?"
>dragunboy just caught wind of this clusterfuck
"IVE GOT A AIRSOFT AK AND ITS FULLAUTO AND I PAINTED IT OC CAMO L33T CUZ THATS WAT THE SNIPERS USE IN RUSSIA AND STUFF"
>somebody tells him to stfu
>ok this ain't so bad
>everybody watching the movie
>back to thread
 
 
>reading with the intensity of 9000 lazerbeams
>wanting to blow that white trap so bad
>maybe even give sloppy seconds to god tier writefag that is creating this
>did i just think that
>theres those weird feelings again
>i'm not gay though!
>right?
>further into the story
>things are escalating for anon and that pon3
>massive boner again
>vinyls on top
>cock on cock action
>I'M NOT GAY THOUGH
>right?
>i'm having more realistic feels reading this thread on my phone in a rental cabin with chevy chase in the background than when i first got laid
>tail pulling slippery sexy action
>i cant take it anymore
>make a break for the bathroom
>someone said something
>don't care
>gotta release all this buildup
>i'm hard as fuck
>its most likely obvious
>too fuckin bad
>god dammit MLP
>dont make me gay
>start to fap
 
 
>one of those SUPER EXITED shaky sessions
>no material needed for this one
>realize im so fucking enthralled with the idea that i dont need pics or anything
>perfect mental image
>vinyl's on top
>were getting close
>i cum first, vinyls close after though
>shooting both loads on my messy stomach
>we both collapse
>damn i wish i could just feel th-
>wait
>did i just
>gay?
>finish and clean up
>cum back out
>everyone is looking
>instablush
>what did i d-
>no
>my phone
 
 
>i left it
>right there
>on the fucking chair
>screen unlocked
>with the thread open
>scan the room
>mixed faces
>closer relatives shocked and concerned
>more distant family trying to not laugh
>parents dissapoint
>mom sad
>dad wtf
>dragunboy has a shit eating grin on
>wtf did everybody see this shit or what
>my fave lil cuzzo looks like she is scared
>i realize shes the one who saw it first
>i cant react
>i
"i w-was tryin' to tell you that you dropped your phone"
>ashley noooo
"next time try to leave the adult stuff at least locked on your phone anon"
>everybody tries break the tension and return to the movie
>i can feel the talk with my parents inbound after the movie
>wat 2 say
>fuck idk
>how much did they read
>shit i was on the orgasam scene
>decide to get some fresh air
>need a cig
>digging through car to find the emergency pack
>this is an emergency
>and i thought i had quit
 
 
"cigarettes arent cheap up here i bet"
>lol not now brain
>hear the door open
>yep its my dad
>hes a good father and a great friend
>but he sucks at being sensitive
"son u gay now?"
"no!"
>that weird feeling is back again
>is my body telling me otherwise?
>am i?
"why u got gay horse stories"
>told ya
>realize they had the time to read a good chunk
>and the pics
>hopefully nothing too hardcore
"not sure myself, opened it earlier and just kept reading it heh"
"as a joke then?"
>not sure what he meant at the time
"yea lol"
>he seems to lighten up
"oh haha i gotcha"
>he thinks i was reading it like a comedy?
"just make sure the kids dont see your phone ok?"
"ok dad"
>smoke a cig
>wow its fucking beautiful up here at night
>smoke a cig
>take a little walk
>the worst is over
>the worst is over?
>i think
>but why do i still feel weird?
 
 
>can one thread turn your entire sexuality around
>wow
>much feelings
>many emotion
>that night nobody said a word to me
>even dragunboy
>how the fuck did he manage that?
>nxt day
>still feel more eyes on me than usual
>brush it off
>today we are going to bear valley
>this is what i was looking forward to so much
>start feeling my usual happy self
>still theres something in the back of my head
>try to block out
>keep getting these images of getting ridden by trap vinyl
>why brain
>once we get to the board rental place i forget about it
>try my hand at it without lessions
>i used to skate so this shouldnt be any different right?
>its different
>get pretty bruised up
>everybody had good time
>sweet
>maybe this wont be so bad after all
 
and so the rest of the week went pretty well (YES THIS IS AN EPILOGUE SINCE I RAN OUT OF GREENTEXT)
and everybody moved on without causing a scene, to my surprise
but i still feel different about myself. [spoiler]i would jump on that black horse dick and ride trapvinyl anyday[/spoiler]
 
so there ya go. thats all ive got
 
 
that's as close to writefagging as i'll ever get