>Be Rox's owner. 6ft in hight, average weight and build with short brown hair. >Last night Rox tried humping his spaghetti....stupid thing, but you love him anyway. >As punishment you decide to give him 3 whacks with the sorry stick. It's not even enough to leave a mark on a toddler, but it gets the job done. >You are taking him to the vets to get him checked out and to make sure there is no damage. >while there you realize you forgot about his cat-flap that lets him in the garden being open. >You push it to the back of your mind and stroke Rox behind his ears. Being here always makes him scared, ever since you first got him his first inoculations. >He seems calmer while you do this and then the vet comes in. >"Nuuu!! No wet ba munstah take fwuffy wiff huwty stick" >You reassure him that he isnt getting another jab and his just getting looked at. >"N.....n..no huwty stick?" He says with teary  eyes. >"No, no hurty stick today" This gets him to settle down and go willingly. >The whole check up takes around 20 minutes and £10. >You arrive home with a happy fluffy sucking on a lollipop the vet gave him who instantly darts to his safe room to blow with his blocks. >As Rox is occupied you decide to look around to house to make sure no strays got into your house. Luckily, there is no sign of them. >Later that day whilst Rox is still in his safe room you hear a repeating "eenf" "eenf" noise. >You think to yourself "this cant be good. And I dont want any more fluffies in the house of some fluffy get pregnant" >You barge into your door only to be knocked back in shock at what you see......a male fluffy pony that has dark blue fluffy all around is mounting yours. >A rage builds up inside you. You would normally never hurt a fluffy but this one.....this one is befouling your precious Rox. >You rip the pony from Rox and start shaking him while shouting at him..."WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!".......... >The dark blue fluff ball starts crying and choking on his tears. You can tell it was a he was a male from his erect penis between his legs. >"Why huwt fwu...fwuff...fwuffeheheheeeee......?" >"Nuuu! Dadee... pwease put boyfwen' down" >"Boyfriend" you think to yourself >Now you are starting to regret letting Rox watch the discovery channel. >You put the crying ball of fluff on the floor where Rox goes to his aid saying "huggies make betah" over and over again. >Eventually the crying stops and the blue fluffy looks at you with sad eyes and hugging Rox like there was no tomorrow. >You sit down on the floor next to them. As soon as you touch the floor, he runs behind Rox shouting about the bad "munstah" going to get him. >Rox calmly says "this no munstah, this my daddy" to which the blue fluffy replies "wish fwuffy had daddy. can yoo be daddy?" >You ponder this for a while, wondering if you can afford him and does Rox really love him. >You decide to talk to Rox about it. >"Rox" you say. "why do you want a boyfriend and not a girlfriend?" and "How did he get here?" >You are stuck for words due to Rox's response..."I found him in here when got home"....."Boyfwen wa' hungy so I gave nummies" >You turn to the now calmer fluffy and ask "why did you come here?" in a calm voice >"Fwuffy was hungy and smewwed foodies, so fwuffy come hewe." >You moll over what they say and come to a conclusion.................     To be continued