Day 2: http://pastebin.com/YJExkJwN
 
>"Anon, what are you doing in my apartment?"
"you invited me, Sunset"
>"Shit, I almost forgot about that!"
>you pull your laptop out of your bag
>this lan party was going to be sick
>you had seen Sunset play before, once
>who knew the she-devil was so good at CS:GO?
>you hoped to god you were on her team
>sunset sits beside you on her couch
>"So what did you bring to the party?"
>you continue pulling your gear out
>expensive, but good quality
>Razer Tarturus Gamepad?
>Check
>Razer Tiamat headset?
>Check
>your custom tower sits proudly next to you
>the laptop was just for school and small time stuff
>it only had 6 GB RAM, after all
>but your tower...
>32 GB RAM
>TWO GTX 780 Ti Graphics Cards
>i7 4960X CPU
>Silver Arrow fan because you couldn't carry around water cooled stuff
>Rampage IV motherboard
>2 TERRABITES of HDD storage
>1 TB of SSD storage on top of that
>CORSAIR AX1200i battery
>all contained in the jet black Silverstone Tj11 case
>you had saved since you first had an interest in computers for an "Ultimate PC" that could handle anything the gaming world threw at you
>at least, for the next decade or so, then you would have to sell this thing and build a new one from scratch
>but damn, if it wasn't a bitch to carry up the stairs to Sunset's apartment
>she looks over your gear with mild interest
>"I think you'll do just fine gear wise, but how's your skill?"
"Are you sure you want to find out?"
>you had been playing Counter Strike for years
>over 3000 hours in it all told
>"Let's have a battle, just you and me, while we wait for the rest of the gang"
>you're reminded of the recent talent show
>that was one huge clusterfuck
"I'm in"
>"alright, I have the game room back here"
>you follow her down the hall
>she blocks the door with her body for a moment, turning to look back at you
>"Are you ready for this?"
"Am I ever, show me what you have"
>she turns into the room
>mother of god
>she has EVERYTHING
>you thought you were a gamer
>HAH
>she's got three monitors
>the new TV that curves
>Xbone
>PS4
>Wii U
>and everything before them
>you take a look to your left
>shelves and shelves of games
>she might just have every game for every console in existence
>this is just too much
"No fucking way..."
>she grins
>"you're cleaning up any drool you leave"
>you notice you've been staring slack jawed at her collection
>shutting your trap, you look closer at her computer
>she's got glowing liquid in her water coolant pipes
>how the fuck does that even work?
>her pick up her headset
>light as a feather
>she's even got that new KOR-fx chestset for her bass
>her mouse is weighted for her
>her keyboard is mechanical
>she's got a Tarturus, so you weren't completely outclassed, at least
"Wow, Sunset, I had no idea you were this dedicated to gaming"
>"you should see what I can do with this gear..."
>she takes off her jacket and hangs it on a peg you didn't notice
>she logs on to her computer
>"Geoffrey, lights"
>the lights dim themselves
>holy balls
>she gestures to a wall that has nothing but desks lining it
>"You and the rest of the party can set up over there"
>you waste no time getting set up
>she's got plenty of wall sockets
>"Here"
>she passes you a few zipties
>"I hate the mess wires make, keep it to a minimum, alright?"
>you nod and start plugging your appliances into the tower
>a few moments later, it's ready to go
>you boot it up
>the chairs sunset brought out seem to absorb you as you relax into the familiar glow of the screen
>you load up steam and handle the bullshit "new I.P need to test if you're really you" stuff
>annoying as hell, but it keeps the "l337 hax0rs" off your ass when you piss them off in game, so you don't mind it as much
>you pull up the razer synapse and prepare your keybinds
>it's time to roll
>sunset looks at you
>"Ready to die?"
"As if"
>you add each other on steam so you'll actually be able to play
>just a one on one bomb scenario game to start
>best of 30 rounds
>Dust II
>you're the terrorist
>this was going to be based on luck most of the time, she can't be in two places at once, and when it's your turn to be the counter terrorist, neither will you
>you decide to go A Cat first, since it's the fastest
>run with the knife, and some kevlar
>you don't see her anywhere, and you haven't been shot, so you assume she's not there
>you quickly plant and hide your ass in the corner, waiting for her
>there she is
>coming down A long
>she tried to be a sneaky bitch and get behind you
>too late
>you pop a shot into her skull before she sees you
>Terrorists win
>you pump your fist into the air
>"Damnit, should have come through mid..."
"What was that about being ready to die?"
>"Just you wait until I get an AWP..."
"HA, and you call yourself a pro, having to get an AWP to win"
>"Shut up and die"
"How about no?"
>the next round starts
>buy a SG 553 for the scope
>helmet
>Decoy Grenade
>Flashes
>good to go
>round start
>you decide to go B through mid
>you see her running to B from her spawn
>oh this will be fun
>you stealth walk behind her as she runs to B
>you lose sight when she goes through the doors though
>you climb up through the hole in the wall, rifle at the ready and scoped in
>you spot her hiding in the corner behind the car
"HA, get wrecked!"
>you unleash the hailstorm of bullets down upon her as she tries to take you out with a silenced pistol
>"Damnit!"
>Terrorists win
>you chuckle
"Not so cocky now are we?"
>"fuck off"
>you hear the doorbell ring
"Looks like the others are finally here"
>"good, it's about time"
>Sunset opens the door
>everyone else arrived on time together it seems
>derpy
>Trixie
>maud
>from seeing her game room, you know she has room for all five of you
>but it will get crowded in there
>and probably hot
"You've got air conditioning cranked up in the game room, right?"
>"I actually prefer it to be hot, I hate being cold"
>derpy speaks up
>"Me too, being cold is horrible"
>you had spent too long in Alaska before you got here to give to shits about the cold any more
>you were worried about the stench of five bodies sweating in a crowded room
>"well, come on in, check out the game room and watch me kick anon's ass"
>Trixie: "Do you have any soda?"
>S:"in the mini fridge on your left when you walk into the game room"
>D: "HOLY SHIT"
>looks like Derpy found the B-E-A-utiful room of games
>you follow Sunset and Maud and sit back down in your chair
>S: "did you guys bring your rigs with?"
>M: "Yes."
>T: "Mine is actually really heavy, could you guys help?"
>D: Mine too! I could barely get it out of the house to Maud's car!"
>fuck
>your back was going to kill you for this
"I'll help, no problem"
>All: "Thanks Anon!"
>you walk down to maud's car and open the trunk
>three full rigs
>why did you agree to help
>fuck, you made your bed, now lay in it
>you pick up the first case
>it's light
>D: "that's mine, thanks!"
>this is 'heavy'
>wow
>Derpy must not be that strong
>you heft the thing onto your shoulder and bring it in
>you set it down next to your setup
>you go back down the stairs and pick up the next rig
>jesus fuck this is heavy
>M: "that's mine"
"What the hell is it made of?"
>M: "Rocks"
"are you serious?"
>M: "no"
>jesus H christ this thing is heavy
>you slowly haul the monstrosity up the steps to Sunsets flat
>you set it down to the right of Derpy
>one more
>you pull Trixie's out of the car
>not as light as derpy's
>nowhere NEAR as heavy as Maud's
>you carry it up and set it down
>All: "Can you get our extra gear too?"
>fuuck
>more trips
>apparently it's a man's job to set up computers
>you haul their bags of gear up and help them get ready to play
>eight years later you're all ready to go
>mountain dew cans in the minifridge
>headsets on
>chairs comfortable
>T: "Jeez derpy, do you even need padding on the chair?"
>you look over at derpy's seat
>her ass is huge
>you never really noticed
>dem hips...
>you refocus on your screen
"So what game are we playing?"
>S: "well... I have a few options"
>M: "What options."
>S: "you can help me kick Anon's ass at Counter Strike, or we can play WoW, or we could even be a bunch of idiots screwing around on Minecraft, hell, just look at my library!"
>Derpy looks through her libary
>D: "Hey! we all have War Thunder, let's play that!"
>T: "I don't play that much... I'm only Tier one"
>murmurers of agreement
>D: Alright, one round of War Thunder then
>you load up the game for the first time in a while
>you only got it because it was free to play and seemed fun
>then you got crushed by anything German because you went all american
>you find you're still stuck with your starter plane
"Anyone else a complete noob at this thing?"
>All: "Yep!"
>well fuck
>this wasn't going to end well
>you take a sip of your dew and get ready
>you start up a custom game
>free for all
>five players
>you invite the rest of the group
>TheGreatAndPowerfulTrixie has joined the lobby
>MegaDerps has joined the lobby
>Maud has joined the lobby
>Shimmerin has joined the lobby
>you chuckle at the names
>to each their own, you suppose
>you take a glance at your own name
>anonymous
>having your real name as your online name had always seemed like a bad idea
>but your name was so strange no one thought it was real
>you crack your knuckles and start the game
"Ready to fail miserably everyone?"
>the group laughs
>this was going to be fun in an embarrassing way
>you pick your plane
>the only one you have
>the P-26A-33
>you start off above the clouds on a random map you didn't bother to look at
>this game was for fun, so who cared?
>you divebomb to see if you can find anyone else
>flying is easier than you thought, fortunately
>you see a German plane to your right
>oh fuck
>you fly as far away from it as you can
>fuck nazi engineering in this game
>you are then knocked out of the sky by a cackling Derpy
"what's so funny! you died too!"
>she continues to laugh at what just happened
>D: "I didn't even mean to hit you, I just started going down and I landed on you!"
>pfft
>that's actually pretty funny
>you start cracking up a bit as you load your next life
>you go to the right this time
>and are promptly gunned down by sunset
>fuck
>S: "that was for taking me out in counter strike, asshole"
"I was just playing the game Sunset, there is no need to be upset"
>you load your final life
>the german plane comes flying at you, spinning and shooting
>oh no not again
>you dive straight down
>at the last moment, you pull up
>M: "I appear to have crashed"
>well, now you know who's flying German
>you see Derpy's plane in the distance
>ram that throttle
>you make good time and line up behind her
>she doesn't even notice
>you take out her left wing
>D: "shit not again!"
>she goes into a tailspin
>right into Sunset
>you start laughing your ass off
"That was too perfect"
>S,D: "Shut up, it's not that funny"
>they glance at each other in mild shock
>D: "Jinx!"
>S: "no one does 'jinx' anymore"
>D: "you still owe me a soda"
>S: "Go get one out of the fridge! it's right next to you!"
>she leans back and pulls one out
>don'tstareathertitsdon'tstareathertits
>fuck you started staring
>you hear gunshots and a crash in your ears
>fuck
>T: "don't get distracted by our forms anon, I know you don't get to play with woman often, but keep your eyes on the real prize or you'll end up like that in every game!"
>looks like you're out of planes
>you stand up
>stretch
>sit back down
>watch the fireworks
>you spectate Derpy's last life
>she gets destroyed by Maud
>next is Maud herself
>she loses her second life to Trixie
>then kills Trixie and gets shot in the ass by Sunset
>Trixie and Sunset face off
>neither start shooting until their almost on top of each other
>Trixie loses a wing first
>T: "DAMNIT!"
>S: "Suck it bitch!"
>you grin
"Catfight!"
>Both: "It's a dogfight you idiot!"
"uh-huh, keep telling yourselves that"
>you've drained your first can already
>you stand up to grab another from the fridge
>your head collides neatly with Derpy's knockers
>in your shock, you stumble forwards
>further into Derpy
>you both fall down
>she lands on top
>your face is surrounded by Derpy's breasts
>well, this is awkward
>you can hear Trixie and Sunset laughing their asses off
>you just lay there
>wishing for death
>this is too much
>you weren't a complete weakling
>but Derpy seemed to have become deadweight on you when you fell
>after what feels like forever, but was probably only a few seconds, Derpy gets off of you
>you suck in a deep breath
>she was giggling too hard to move
>so you had lay there
>suffocating in her tits
>hardly the worst way to die
>but hardly the least embarrassing
>you get up on your own
>no need to pile more insult on to that injury
"you realize that what just happened can never leave this room, right?"
>M: "no, I didn't"
"well it can't, in fact, let's just pretend it didn't happen"
>D: "what happened?"
"Thank you, let's get back to our game, I think we're all done with War Thunder, so what's next?"
>T: "let's play TF2?"
>you have five players
>you could do MvM
"Sure, why not!"
>agreements and giggles all around
>you're never going to live this one down
>ever
>you close out War Thunder and open TF2
"alright, before we start, does everyone have tickets?"
>M: "Yes"
>T: "Why of course Trixie has tickets!"
>D: "yeppers!"
>S: "Yeah, I have a few"
>you check your loadouts
"who's playing as what?"
>M: "I will play Demoman"
>T: "Pyro!"
>S: "I have Heavy"
>D: "Medic!"
"guess I'll play Engineer then"
>you bring up your Engi loadout
>Strange Wrench
>Strange Pomson
>Strange Pistol
>Strange PDF
>you spent far too long looking for that last one on random trade servers
>but you're good go weapon wise
>you bring up a queue and invite everyone once more
>searching for game...
>five minutes later...
>finally found one
>the last person your group needed to be full is already in the game when you join
>a scout named CryoStat
>C: "*sniff*hey guize, wanna play transformice after this?*sniff*"
>well that explains why he was the only one left
>there are looks of disgust around the room
>S: "don't activate your microphones, just... don't, tell him to use text chat only"
>you all agree and mute him
>you hate nasally voices like that
>and the sniffing was horrible
>fuck it, just play
>it's the start of the first round
>you buy one rank in building health
>two in wrench speed
>and three doses of upgrade buildings
>it's the new medic map, so you put your sentry on a rock
>M: "I like this map, it features rocks"
>you will never understand that girl
>you throw your teleporters down, and your dispenser
>"dispenser going up!"
>T: "just like anon's blood went up a few minutes ago..."
>giggling intensifies
>women, man
>women
>Derpy gives maud crits with her share canteen upgrade while she places stickies
>Sunset stands by your Dispenser and revs up her brass beast
>Trixie stands in wait with her Degreaser at the ready
>Cryo starts running circles with the 'fish of justice'
>he's using a festive fish
>really?
"Switch to a Fan of War"
>C: "no, this is better, trust me"
>three
>two
>one
>the attack has started!
>the horde of scouts begins
>Trixie lays waste to most of them as they come out of the gate
>your sentry, Sunset's Beast, and Maud's loose cannon take care of the rest
>Giant solider has the bomb
>had
>several crit stickies fix that problem right up
>round over
"Nice work guys"
>you go to buy upgrades
>you don't have a single dollar
>what
>the
>fuck
"Cryo, why don't we have any money?"
>C: "because money is for plebs"
>nope
>this scout doesn't know what the FUCK he's doing
"kick him, if he can't be competent why are we playing with him?"
>D: "give him a chance, he might not realize that you can buy upgrades still"
>pfft
>yeah right
>you start a vote
>vote kick user: CryoStat
>one vote in on each side
>2 to kick
>3 to kick
>3 to stay
>fuck
>C: Ha, maybe next time faggot
>you start the next round
>a resounding success
>except you have no money again
>seriously, what is this scout even doing?
>ugh, maybe next round
>the others are starting to get a little disgruntled
>you start round three of six
>it's getting harder
>you can't even buy canteens you're so poor
>and this scout
>is DELIBERATELY avoiding picking up ANY cash
>he just sits behind you guys
>shooting
>a BACK SCATTER
>jesus fuck, this guy is trolling hard
>you win, barely
"Trixie, go scout, the next round is largely pyros, you won't be so effective as a pyro yourself, and this idiot is worthless, so we need a replacement"
>she nods
>it sets her tits bouncing
>now is not the time for the dick to rise, anon
>NOW IS NOT THE TIME
"Is it getting hot in here?"
>they all stare at you
>S: "nope, that's just you and the tent in your pants"
>moregiggling.exe
>you stand up to get another soda
>you look up to avoid Derpy's tits
>instead, your cock bumps into trixie
>if people could die of shame, you would have
"that's it, I'm not getting up again until this is over"
>T: "what was that? oh, you're aroused by us!"
>the giggling has escalated
>you grab your next dew, your face flushed red
>you sit back down and vote to start the next round
>you sentry still hasn't died
>you know how to avoid the bullshit sentry busters
>but this round it's going to be a lot worse
>you have too many kills on it for the busters to ignore
>so you blow it up and throw down a new one
>that should help
>Cryo is still sitting behind you all with a back scatter
>fuckwad is definitely trolling
>there is no way someone could naturally be this stupid
>right?
>your sentry is still working and you haven't seen a buster in a while
>here comes the horde of giant heavies and giant medics
>medics get blasted to bits by Maud
>heavies are taken out by yours truly
>with some help from Derpy and Sunset of course
>with Trixie as your replacement scout you actually have quite a bit of cash
>you max your building health and wrench speed at the end of the round
>two more rounds
>this game was actually the last one you needed to get your killstreak kits and hopefully an austriliam weapon
>Cryo has done nothing but use backscatter for four rounds
>everyone agrees he's useless at this point
>it's time to start another vote
>vote kick player: Cryostat
>5 votes to kick
>6 to stay
>what?
>how the fuck is that even possible?
>C: Ha Ha you thought you could get rid of me, I'm here to stay fagets
>nope
>nope
>nope
>you report him right then and there
>good luck asshole
>CryoStat has left the game (banned by server)
>you sigh with relief
>CryoStat has joined the game
>what
>the
>fuck
>he's not muted anymore either
>C: "*sniff* hay guize, I'm back, you bet you thought you could ban me like that huh!*sniff*"
>this shouldn't be possible
>THIS SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE
"I think we're done playing this"
>S: "agreed"
>T: "I'm done with this creep"
>D: "yep, done!"
>M: "I believed I was autistic, but if that is autism I don't have it."
>you all leave the game
"So what do we play next?"
>you look back at your monitor
>the mouse is moving by itself
>no
>no
>no
>fucking bullshit man
>it's launching TF2 again
>fuck that
>you yank the plug out of the socket
>the monitor is still on
>no fucking way
>C: "NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN!!"
>you wake up
>gasping for breath
>fuck
>you hear the storm of laughter from the girls
>did you really just experience that as a dream?
>derpy is looking at you strangely
"What's wrong? what happened?"
>D: "well, you kinda passed out from lack of oxygen... I think my boobs are too big"
>oh jesus christ
"How long was I out?"
>S: "a few sec-pffft- a few -pffft- A FEW SECONDS AHHAHAHAHAHA"
>the storm of laughter escalates
>this was going to be a long night
>you sit up
>look at the clock
>6:41 PM
"So what are we doing for dinner Sunset?"
>S: "Hot pockets in the fridge, microwave in the kitchen"
>you walk out
>it's a lot colder outside that room
>you didn't even notice
>jeez
>you find the hot pockets and a paper plate
>throw it in the microwave
>you suddenly feel a hand glide past your crotch
>you whirl around
>It's Trixie
>T: "I must say I'm rather jealous of Derpy back there..."
>she licks her lips
>your boner is going to break your fucking pants if this keeps up
>sunset walks in
>S: "What's going on here?"
"Oh nothing, Trixie's just trying to break my pants"
>T: "your pants tried to break when derpy fell on you, I'm just helping them out"
>Sunset gives a weird look to you both
>S: "how about we eat some food and play games together like we were supposed to?"
>T: "Fine... grab your hot pockets and eat quick, I found a game we can play"
>you pull them out
>true to the name, they're roasting hot
>and steaming
>you walk back with a plate full
>everyone nabs one off of your plate
>just as planned
>you devour yours and get back to the topic at hand
"So Trixie, you said you have a game we should play?"
>T: "M! *gulp* yes, I took the liberty of looking through our computers, we all have Vanilla WoW installed and I know of a private server!"
>cool
>you know exactly what to play
>paladin
>named Leroy Jenkins
>wait...
"You looked through our computers!"
>T: "Just a search for one file, I didn't find your porn collection anon, don't worry"
"ok, good"
>all the girls start laughing
>you realize what you just said
"DAMNIT! I fell right into that one didn't I.."
>S: "you sure did Anon, so let's hear it, what do you have on that thing that you want to hide?"
"You really think I'm going to tell you guys?"
>you actually had several things to hide
>the big thing you kept closeted was the fact that...
>well..
>you had a collection of fanmade erotica for the Twilight Saga
>you hated the original books and movies
>but the guys who wrote this stuff knew what was up
>neck biting
>who knew it could be so sexy?
>granted, what you really wanted to hide from them was the pantieshots you had taken at school
>but if they found that collection
>maybe it was time to get a new fetish
>one that wasn't so autistic
"I'm not saying a goddamn word to you people"
>you toss that folder in the trash
>empty the trash?
>yes
>please
>for the love of god get rid of it now
>they stare at your screen as you go
>D: "was it really that bad?"
"yes, I'm not going to talk about it any more, can we get back to the games?"
>T: "oh sure, but before we get to WoW, I have a better Idea..."
>she pulls out a bottle of Coke
>drains it
>goes to the kitchen
>you hear the sound of chairs moving
>T: come on out everyone!
>she's rearranged the kitchen
>the bottle is on it's side in the middle
>oh no...
>why did you think being the only guy at an all girls LAN party was a good idea?
>T: "have a seat, we're playing spin the bottle!"
>damnit
>fears confirmed
>you made your bed, now lay in it
>you could have prevented this
>oh well
>you have a seat in between derpy and sunset
>oh joy
>Trixie closes the blinds
>locks the door
>then an idea pops into her head
>T: "Sunset, do you have a flashlight?"
>S: "Yeah, on the shelf by the door"
>she swaps the bottle for a flashlight
>oh no...
>you played this variation of Spin the bottle once before
>you swore never again
>now you don't have a choice
>trixie turns out the lights
>and turns on the flashlight
>panic internally
>PANIC INTERNALLY
>T: "Alright, you all know the rules for normal spin the bottle, but since there are so many girls and only one guy, if you don't kiss the person you land on, you have to take off a piece of clothing!"
>PANIC MORE
>S: "Sounds like fun! who goes first!"
>D: "I'll spin first!"
>don't land on you don't land on you
>it lands on Maud
>you breathe a sigh of relief
>M: "No"
>Trixie Turns off the light
>T: "if you won't kiss, take off a piece of clothing"
>M: "Ok"
>you hear a rustle of cloth
>Fwop
"gah, why did you have to throw it at me!?"
>it's her shirt
>you toss it behind you
>T: "Alright, Anon's next!"
>there is no way you're taking any of your clothing off
>you reach out and spin
>it lands on maud
>damn, she actually has a pretty nice rack under those baggy shirts
>you look back up to her face
"looks like it has to happen sometime"
>she sighs
>M: "fine"
>you lean over the table and give her a peck on the lips
>T: "aww come on, that wasn't a real kiss!"
>fine, damnit
>you lean into it, giving her a 'real' kiss
>your lips lock
>it's kinda nice, but nothing special
>you part after a few seconds
>Derpy wolf whistles
"there, it's done, NEXT"
>Sunset reaches out
>it lands on Derpy
>the spotlight is on them now
>they reach across for each other
>right in front of you
>that's actually really hot
>shaddup boner
>now is not the time
>actually, you guess now would be an OK time to pop a boner
>it's dark, and you're going to kiss whoever you land on, or whoever lands on you
>this is actually rather perfect for you
>Trixie speaks up
>T: "OK, I'm going to make a teensy change in the rules: from now on, if it lands on you, even if you kiss, you have to take a piece of clothing off
>DAMNIT TRIXIE
>YOU HAD IT MADE
>you just have to hope it never lands on you then
>you can do all the spinning you want
>but it can't land on you
>it's Trixie's turn
>spin
>it lands on you
>fuck
>you jinxed it jackass
>now pay the price
>you slip off your shirt
>you weren't the most athletic guy
>but you didn't look half bad
>stares from all around
>you look down
>nothing out of the ordinary
"what?"
>S: "now that's what I call a bad tan"
>you look at your arms
>toned as fuck
>your chest
>pasty as fuck
>well
>shit
"nothing I can do about that, it's not like I get to go to the beach often"
>T: "well come on now, show Trixie what you got!"
>you lean over to her
>lips lock
>her tongue invades your mouth without warning
>jeez, she's really into this
>you fight back a little
>she lets go with a *pop*
>T: "That... was good"
>Maud's turn to spin
>she gives it a sharp twist
>too sharp
>it spins out of control and falls off the table
>you hear a distinct *crack*
>welp
>so much for that
>Trixie turns the lights back on
>M: "I will clean it up"
>T: "New game!"
>she pulls the bottle back out
>T: "Truth or dare! if you don't do the dare or tell the truth you take off a piece of clothing!"
>this is almost worse
>you could understand a normal spin the bottle with that extra rule
>but this is going to get nasty just so people can see each other naked
>might as well roll with it
"I'll spin first"
>you have a perfect idea for your first dare
>it lands on Derpy
>and that idea just went out the window
"Truth or dare?"
>D: "Dare"
>fuck
"I dare you to give Sunset a lapdance"
>Trixie falls out of her chair laughing
>If derpy's face gets any redder, she would look like a full tomato
>Sunset scoots back to give her room
>D: "I-I-I can't do that!"
>Trixie finally gets back in her seat
>T: "take off a piece of clothing then!"
>and there's the tomato
>she gently takes off her shirt
>when it passes her tits, you realize she wasn't wearing a bra
>you blink
>guess they don't have many that are big enough for her
>poor girl
>she shoots you an angry glare
>D: "this is your fault"
>she gives the bottle a hard spin
>it lands on you
>oh no
>a smile appears
>oh shit
>D: "Truth, or dare?"
"Truth"
>D: "what was in that file?"
>you stand up and yank off a sock
>now you're playing in just one sock
>whatever, totally worth it not to answer that one
>Sunset's next
>spin spin spin
>it lands on Trixie
>S: "Truth or dare?"
>T: "Dare!"
>S: "I dare you... to...
>S: "Give me a lapdance"
>oh how the tables have turned
>Trixie's cheeks look like they're on fire
>Sunset scoots out again
>you grin at the spectacle about to take place
>Trixie spreads her skirt over sunset and starts rocking her hips back and forth
>everyone but maud is grinning like an idiot
>even Trixie herself
>you pull out your phone
>and start recording
>only for it to be yanked away by Trixie
>T: "no recording!"
>she deletes the video and gives it back
>you pocket it for later
>S: "alright, you can stop now, no need to get your panties in a wad"
>Trixie hops off and spins the bottle
>it lands on Derpy again
>T: "Truth or Dare?"
>D: "Truth"
>T: "Do you have a crush on Anon?"
>D: "no comment"
>she takes off her pants
>now she's sitting there in her panties
>that has to be the hottest thing you've seen in real life
>you dick is diamonds at this point
>you're going to have to follow through with whatever dare they pass you now
>Maud spins
>it lands on no one
>T: "that means it's for all of us!"
>no
>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"
>M: "Truth or dare"
>T,S: "Dare"
"Truth"
>you look at derpy
>don't say dare, don't say dare
>D: "Dare"
>she flashes you an evil grin
>M: "I dare you all to have sex with each other"
>you give Derpy a death stare
"this is your fault"
>you take off your other sock
>sunset and Trixie take off their shirts
>S: "that's not happening until hell freezes over"
>T: "oh, if you're completely naked when someone spins you, you have to do it, no exceptions, so maud, please, don't ever suggest that again"
>Derpy seems to realize what this means for her
>her eyes widen
>she slowly takes off her panties, revealing a very finely shaved pussy
>of course, you'd be an asshole if you looked, so you only stare out of the corner of your eye
>it's your turn to spin
>you reach out and give it a twist
>it lands on maud
"Truth or dare?"
>you're getting into this game now
>you have two pieces of clothing left
>if you cheat a little, four
>your pants turn into shorts, you can remove half a leg at a time to get some extra uses out of them
>M: "Dare"
"I dare you to smile"
>M: "ok"
>she smiles
>mother of god
>that's adorable
>she drops it a few seconds later
>Derpy's turn
>spin spin spin
>Trixie
>D: "Truth or dare?"
>T: "Dare"
>D: "I dare you to make out with anon!"
>T: "fine, get over here anon"
>you lean over
>this is much better than with maud
>or last time with trixie for that matter
>you start to get into it, holding her head closer
>you suck her bottom lip into your mouth
>taste her blueberry chapstick
>a few moments later, you release each other
>T: "how was that?"
>she sounds a little out of breath
>heh
>D: "just fine... just fine"
>you get up
"I'm going to get a drink, I'll be right back"
>you pull one out of the minifridge
>when you get back, Sunset is spinning
>you sit down just in time for it to stop on you
>S: "Truth or dare?"
"Let's get risky, Dare"
>S: "I dare you to talk dirty to derpy"
>and off comes the pantleg
>you raise it up to the table, along with your now bare calf
"does this count as a piece of clothing?
>T: "yes... I suppose that does"
>HA
>you toss it behind you
>it's Trixie's turn now though
>spinning spinning..
>Derpy
>oh joy
>T: "Truth or dare?"
>D: "TRUTH!"
>T: "Do you have a crush on Anon?"
>D: "uhh..."
>she looks down
>nothing she can take off any longer
>D: "well..."
>she drops down to a whisper
>D: "yes...I do"
>welp
>maud's turn
>devil bottle spin some more!
>it lands on you
>M: "Truth or dare?"
"Truth"
>M: "how do you feel about what Derpy just said?"
>oh shit
>SPOTLIGHT
>you take another look at derpy
>and now your face is a tomato
"I have a crush on her too, actually... on all of you"
>welp
>activate redface.exe
>they all just... stare at you
>what did you just do to your life?
>crushinghug.png
>D: "YAAAAAY!!!!"
>JESUS CHRIST
>you fall out of your chair
>she's on top of you again
>and this time she's naked
>if your face got any redder, your head would explode from all the blood
"uhh, derpy, maybe you could stop straddling me like this?"
>D: "huh? Oh, sorry!"
>you reclaim your seat
>Your turn
>Spin spin spoon
>Sunset
"I dare you to give Trixie a Lapdance"
>S: "now that we know you have a crush on all of us, you're getting off on this aren't you?"
>you grin
"you can ask that when you spin the bottle, for now, hop to it!"
>she sighs
>S: "fuck that, I'll pass"
>she takes off her jeans
>damn, those panties
>Derpy's turn
>Spin the bottle of hell!
>it lands on Maud
>D: "Truth or Dare?"
>M: "Dare"
>D: "I dare you to sing "City Escape!"
>M: "I don't know that song, pass"
>she yanks off her pants
>and tosses them behind her
>fucks given: none
>Sunset's turn
>she spins
>Derpy
>S: "Truth or Dare?"
>D: "Dare"
>she claps a hand over her mouth
>but the words are already out
>this is gonna be good
>you wish you had popcorn
>S: "I dare you to whisper perverted things that you would do to anon to anon."
>Derpy gulps
>As do you
>you should have known this would happen
>she leans into your ear
>D: I would press my tits against your cock and go to town, then I would let you go to pound town on my ass..
>she licks your ear before leaning back into her chair
>if you didn't have a boner before, you sure as hell do now
>Trixie's Turn
>Sunset
>T: "Truth or dare?"
>S: "Truth"
>T: "Do YOU have a crush on anon?"
>sunset falls out of her chair
>S: "I'll pass on that one!"
>she undoes her bra and tosses it behind her
>Maud's turn
>fucking bottle of chaos this thing is
>Derpy again
>M: "Truth or Dare?"
>D: "Truth"
>M: "What did you say to Anon?"
>Derpy gulps
>now would be a great time for popcorn
>except this was going to be embarrassing to you too
>D: "I... I told him that..."
>T: "go on..."
>D: "I told him that..."
>she drops down to almost a whisper, like when she admitted she had a crush on you
>D: I told him that I would press my tits against his cock and go to town, then I would let him go to pound town on my ass..
>T: "PFFT, so vanilla, no bondage? nothing special? just a titfuck and some anal?"
>your turn again
>spinny spinny winny
>Sunset
"what is your biggest turn on?"
>she doesn't miss a beat
>S: "nerds that don't look like nerds"
>well that was easy
>Derpy's turn
>it lands on you
>you have three retcons left, this can't be too hard
>D: "Truth or dare?"
"Dare"
>D: "I dare you to give me a full body massage while we play"
>retcon is a go
>you pull off your other pantleg
"I don't know how to give a massage, so I'm going to take this off instead"
>you reveal a rather nasty scar on your calf
>D: "ouch, that looks like it hurt!"
>it sure as fuck did
>you had fallen down the stairs when you were ten
>landed VERY wrong
>the bone pierced the skin
>you had to have surgery to get it reset
>that was a bitch
>you tell the tale to the rest of the group
>S: "that sucks for you, but you're better now, so let's get on with the game!"
>she spins the bottle
>you again
>S: "Truth or dare?"
>your a man, step it up and act like it
>no more hiding behind truths, ever
"Dare!"
>S: "Give Derpy a massage"
>and off come the rest of your pants
>your boner finally has some more room to breathe
>so that's one upside to this
"I said I don't know how! jeez, I don't want to accidentally hurt someone here!"
>they all stare at your boxers
>you look down
>nothing stupid
>just plain old boxer shorts
>no designs
"were you expecting something from these?"
>D: "why didn't any of us ask how big anon's Penis was?"
>oh
>they're staring at your dick
>granted, it was larger than average
>nine inches
>you had measured it when you were first really hit with hormones
>and you hadn't really noticed if it grew
"hey hey hey, just because I have a big dick doesn't mean you guys have to just stare at it, can we get back to the game?"
>they all seem to shake off whatever trance they were in at your words
>T: "My turn!"
>you again
>jesus fuck, this is getting stupid
>T: "Truth or Dare!"
"Dare"
>T: "Kiss my great and powerful ass anon!"
>she lifts her skirt, revealing her B-E-A-utiful ass
>framed by the skirt and the panties
"fine, let's get this over with"
>you stand up and kneel before her
"this is a one time thing, don't expect it again!'
>you give both asscheeks a quick peck and retake your seat
>it felt kinda nice
>soft, but with some firmness underneath
>Maud's turn now
>spin to win Garren the bottle!
>you again
>jesus fuck
>why
>M: "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare"
>M: "I dare you to do the caramelldansen"
>no
>please mother of god no
>fuck
>you still have your boxers...
>no
>not worth that quite yet
>fuck it
>you stand up
>pick up your phone
>go to youtube
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
>here comes chaos
>the music starts
>your going to regret this
>Sunset pulls out a phone
>oh that bitch
>Derpy snatches it out of her hands
>thank you Derpy
>you begin the danse
>2 minutes 58 seconds later
"I hate you all"
>you sit back down
>your turn!
>you spin to win
>Sunset
>how to make those panties come off...
"Truth or Dare?"
>S: "Dare!"
"I dare you to take 7 minutes in heaven, with Trixie, in your closet!"
>if looks could kill, you would be dead as a doornail
>she grudgingly takes off her panties
>S: "way better than doing... THAT, with Trixie"
>T: "is it because of who I am or because of the 7 minutes in heaven part?"
>S: "wait your damned turn"
>she's got a damn fine pussy herself
>Derpy's turn
>you again
>FUCKING HELL
>D: "Truth or Dare!"
>she's singsonging it
>she must have something up her sleeve
>except she doesn't have sleeves
>so that metaphor is a moot
>but fuck it
"Dare!"
>"7 minutes in heaven, with Maud!"
>you look over at Maud
>she actually has an expression on her face besides bored
>it's shock
>oh shit
"yeah, ok, fine, let's go"
>you both enter her broom closet
>and sit down
>and do nothing
>M: "what do you think they are doing out there?"
"probably dying of laughter"
>M: "quite"
>Sunset's timer goes off
>that seemed to take a while
>you both step out
>you copy her pokerface
>take your seat
>Sunset's turn
>she grins and gives it a spin
>you again
>this bottle has a fetish for landing on you, it seems
>S: "Truth or dare!"
"Dare!"
>S: "I dare you to give Derpy a tit massage!"
>ok
>just
>what?
>get a free grope on Derpy's massive rack
>or take off your underwear
"like I said, I don't know how to do massages, but I'd rather keep my underwear, so at this point, fine!"
>you stand up behind Derpy
>damn your boner for this
"you're OK with this, right?"
>D: "it's not like I have a choice, I don't have any clothes to give up!"
>welp
>here goes something
>you slowly, carefully grasp at Derpy's boobs
>they're sooo soft
>like a fucking pillow
>you squeeze a little harder and begin to knead them
>you're starting to enjoy this
>D: "Mmmmmmm, that feels really good..."
>apparently she is too
>a strange scent starts to permeate the air
>you look around
"what's that smell?"
>Trixie's face goes a deep red for some reason
>wait..
>no fucking way
"you're getting off to this aren't you Trixie?"
>you knead some more
>putty in your fucking hands
>with a slight firmness under it all
>your hands are going to cramp on you soon
>but her breasts
>they feel so nice in your hands
>your dick is diamonds again
>as if it wasn't this entire game
>S: "okay, you can stop now!"
>D: "aww..."
>you retract your hands and take your seat
>Trixie's turn
>you can almost guarantee it's going to be even more sexual than before from this point on
>good job Sunset
>she spins
>Maud
>T: "Truth or Dare?"
>M: "Dare"
>her pokerface
>it still hasn't broken
>even after that display
>jesus christ
>T: "I dare you to give anon a handjob!"
>her poker face doesn't change a bit
>she yanks off her bra and tosses it
>Her turn to spin
>winner winner spinner spinner!
>it lands on Derpy
>M: "Truth or Dare"
>D: "dare? waitnoshit!"
>T: "too late Derpy!"
>M: "I dare you to sit in anon's lap for the rest of the game"
>D: "then how are we going to decide who the bottle lands on?"
>S: "your seat will still count as you for the spins"
>D: "ugh fine..."
>she bounces from her chair into your lap
>your boner slides right up along the edge of her ass crack as she lands
>if you didn't fap so often, that might have thrown you over the edge
>It's your turn
>you spin
>it lands on Sunset
"Truth or Dare?"
>S: "Dare, always Dare!"
>derpy shifts a little on you
>your dick
>why
>why maud WHY
"I dare you to sit in Maud's lap for the rest of the game!"
>S: "ok!"
>she moves her fine ass to Maud's fine thighs
>pokerface is still unbreakable
>It's derpy's turn
>she scoots her ass deeper into your crotch as she reaches for the bottle
>UNF
>your fucking dick is going to kill you if you don't find a way to get it relief
>fuuuck
>she spins
>it lands on Maud
>D: "Truth or Dare Maud?"
>M: "Dare"
>D: "I dare you to sit in Trixie's lap for the rest of the game!"
>Maud gives Derpy a stare
>M: "Sunset, get up"
>Sunset gets off of Maud
>Maud removes her panties and tosses them
>M: "I'm not going to break a chair by creating a tower of people"
>well then
>it's Sunset's turn
>round and round it goes, where it stops, NOBODY KNOWS
>it lands on Derpy's chair
>poor girl
>S: "Truth or dare?"
>D: "Truth!"
>T: "do you like the feeling of Anon's dick?"
>she scooches a little further on to it
>fucking hell, why
>just why does she do this to you?
>D: "well, it does feel kinda nice rubbing there..."
>she scooches some more
>your dick
>it's going to die very soon
>in a violent explosion
>due to too much blood flow
>it's Maud's turn again
>spin the bottle, watch it go!
>it lands on Trixie
>M: "Truth or dare?"
>You and Trixie are the only one who still have clothes at this point
>you hope to be the last one with clothes
>but probably not
>T: "dare!"
>T: "I dare you to motorboat Derpy!"
>oh no
>your dick can't handle vibrations traveling down from derpy's tits into her ass
>it just can't
>but you can't prevent this any more
>you hold Derpy tight to you to mitigate the damage
>and because you've wanted to hug a girl in your lap close for some time
>Maud pushes Sunset off and stands up
>she pushes her face directly into Derpy's massive rack
>M: "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB"
>oh god it's worse than you thought
>Derpy starts laughing
>D: "Oh god it tickles!"
>her ass is jiggling on your dick
>nonono
>you start to feel the signature pressure wave
>NOPE
>you move a hand into your boxers to strangle the thing before it makes a mess
>just in time
>your hand is a vice
>no mess, no mess
>NO MESS
>Maud stops at last
>thank god
>your boner starts to relax slightly as Maud retakes her seat, and Sunset's ass claims Maud's thighs again
>Maud's turn now
>it lands on Trixie
>M: "Truth or dare?"
>T: "Dare!"
>M:" I dare you to smother Derpy's breasts in peanut butter, and then lick it off of her."
>and your dick is rising again at the very idea
>fuuck
>Trixie's eyes brighten
>T: "do you have any peanut butter in this place sunset?!"
>S: "check the pantry"
>Trixie makes a mad dash to the kitchen
>T: "FOUND IT!"
>she's got a singsong voice
>she comes back with a HUGE jar of peanut butter
>granted, given the size of Derpy's rack, they might just need all of that
>the cap comes off
>you hold Derpy even tighter to you
>Trixie whips out a spoon and goes to work
>every inch of Derpy's boobs is covered in moments
>then she sets the spoon and jar aside and goes to work
>D: "Mmmmh, fuck that feels good"
>Trixie is done in a few minutes
>your dick is back at full mast and quivering after THAT display
>Maud just looked on, giving no fucks
>your turn!
>you reach around Derpy and give it a spin
>it lands on Derpy
"truth or dare?"
>D:"Truth!"
>you put on your best Austin powers Impression
"Do I make you horny baby?"
>you see her grin
>D: "well, I'm pretty sure I make you horny, so I guess you could say you do return the favor!"
>and now that that is out of the way, it's Derpy's turn again
>more pressure on your dick
>she's TRYING to do this to you isn't she?
>spinny spinny
>it lands on Trixie again
>D: "Truth or Dare?"
>T: "Dare!"
>D: "I dare you to get on the table and Twerk for us!
>T: "nope, can't twerk, gotta pass for the second to last time"
>she take off her bra at last
>holy shit the nipples on this one
>fucking dinner plates
>Sunset's turn
>spinnyspinnyspinnyspin jesus fuck watching it go gets old
>You
>oh boy, here we go!
>S: "Truth or dare?"
"Dare"
>S: "I dare you to hot dog derpy's ass"
>as if you weren't already
"you ok with this Derpy?"
>she gives you a wink
>D: "Go for it stud"
>ok then
>you shift your dick further into her ass, boxers still intact
>your dick is no longer visible, even to you
>it has been buried inside dat jiggly ass
>she starts to flex it a little to tease you
>nononono
>don't do that
>you can't stop it if you burst now
"Derpy, stop, I REALLY don't want to make a mess now"
>She gives you another wink and an evil grin
>D: "Ok then..."
>Trixie's turn
>she rolls again
>derpy
>T: "Truth or dare?"
>she grins wider
>oh no, she's gone crazy
>D: "Dare!"
>T: "I dare you to spin around so your facing Anon and your tits are on his head!"
>ohgodwhy
>she spins and straddles you
>she brushes her tits against your face as she lifts them up onto your head
>her stomach is pressed against your face
>but you can breathe
>so it's all good
>except you still don't want to burst
>it clicks in your head
>you could take a bathroom break, bust a nut, come back, and you wouldn't be ready to go for at least another minute!
>wait until this next spin though
>it's Maud's turn
>she spins
>Sunset
>M: "Truth or Dare?"
>S: "Dare!"
>M: "I dare you to pull Anon's dick out of his boxers and Derpy's ass, and put it against Derpy's vagina."
"absolutely evil Maud, absolutely evil
>S: "why do I like this idea? I would have to clean that chair! but I like this idea..."
>she hops off of Maud and digs her hand into Derpy's asscrack without a second thought
>out comes your dick, your boxers had a flap for it
>she gets behind the chair and pulls it forward
>it drags through Derpy's perfect ass and comes out with a *pop*
>she lets it rest against her slit
>Grinning, Derpy grinds against you slightly
>that's it
>your dick can't take it anymore
>you groan into Derpy's chest as you blow your load
>damnit
"do I get to clean this up before it drys?"
>S: "yes, but only if you go back to the way you were when you're done!"
>you and derpy both head to the bathroom to clean up
>when you get back, it's Trixie's turn
>it lands on you
>T: "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare"
>T: "I dare you to let Derpy Finger your ass while you have sex with her"
>Fingers
>in your ass
>no thank you
"I'm going to just lose my boxers now, thank you very much!"
you yank them off and toss them
>then get back into position
>Derp's tits on your head
>your dick smashed against her moist slit
>if it weren't for that fingering part, you would have agreed in a heartbeat
>maud's turn now
>she spins
>you again
>please, nothing else in your ass
>please
>M: "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare"
>M: "I dare you to engage in coitus with Derpy"
>well that was professionally said
>can't deny that
"as if I have a choice now"
>D: "oh just shut up and do it already, you know you want to!"
>you look her up and down
>fuck yes you want to
>you let your dick slide in
>like a knife through butter
>she grins
>D: "there we go..."
>you reach your hands up to her tits
>you gently massage her nipples as you push deeper
>fucking hell this feels good
>D: "Ooohh, yes, more!"
>you see the other girls start to reach for their crotches
>except maud
>maud just stares at you with that pokerface
>you look away so you don't lose this moment
>it's too good to be distracted now
>you slide a hand slowly from her right tit to her right asscheek
>and squeeze
>hard
>D: "OOOOhhh, harder!"
>you use dat ass as a grip to lift her up and slide her back down
"ngh"
>D: "ahhh"
>you begin to hear repetitive shlicks from Trixie and Sunset
>as you lower her back down, you reach your head up and begin a battle in her mouth
>D: "MMMH!"
>you begin to slowly roll over so you have the leverage
>she rocks her hips and forces you back down
>she likes being on top, but not quite in control
>good to know
>oh man
>she's getting closer already
>tightening up on you
>you grip her ass harder and move a little faster
>you have a while to go at least
>the fact that you've popped twice is helping
>D: "M-More!"
>do what the lady says anon
>you get a better grip on her tit and use your thumb and forefinger to twist the nipple
>D: "NGH, MORE ANON! MORE!"
>she starts squirming as she slides up and down
>you release her tit and pull your hand away
>let's try this
>SMACK
>her ass is quivering in response to that one
>D: "MMMMMMH!"
>you feel the sopping wetness leak out of her as she orgasms
>you're still good to go for round two though
>so you ride out her orgasm in the best way
>by gripping her ass as hard as possible and going farther
>the moans vibrating into your lips are mimicked by the ones that reach your ears from sunset and Trixie
>Derpy collapses against you as her high fades
>you unlock your lips from hers
"I think I won the dare, Maud"
>you look around
>where is maud?
>you look around
>you don't see her
"did anyone see Maud leave?"
>M: "I'm right here"
>you turn around
>she's got her phone out
>behind you
>oh no
>no no no
"delete that video"
>M: "only if you can make the rest of us feel the way you just made Derpy feel"
>your boner agrees with this madwomen
"damnit boner, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
>Sunset and the others shake off their orgasm afterglows
>S: "if we're having an orgy right now, my bed is king size..."
>T: "oh, goood, we'll all fit on that!"
>D: "holy shit anon, that was incredible! do it again!"
>looks like your brain is the only one not agreeing with this
>but who the hell cares what your common sense thinks?
>you follow the group of hormonal girls to Sunset's room
>that bed
>is ridiculous
>this monster of a bed
>it was normally for one person
>why
>why waste this much money on one person's bed?
>whatever, it's being used by five now
>Derpy falls into it, still dripping from her last blast
>Sunset and Trixie follow, and begin to tease her nipples
>Maud comes in from behind and gently begins to rub Derpy's slit
>might as well join the party
>which one first?
>you sneak up to Maud
>she wanted it?
>she's got it
>you prepare your dick for rapid entry
>you spread her nether lips with your fingers
>looks tight in there
>you let them slap shut and put your hands on her hips
>you lean forward into her ear
"Ready for a wild ride?"
>before she can reply, you swing back up and use the momentum to add some force to your first entry
>it knocks her forward
>face first into Derpy's glistening pussy
>Derpy springs up in surprise
>D: "ohhh, yeah, that feels good"
>her rack is bouncing
>it's
>so
>perky
>your dick couldn't be any harder
>at least, you don't think it can
>then you see what the other two have started doing
>69 on each other
>damn that's hot
>you use all this bonerfuel as propulsion for your thrusts deep into Maud
>she's kept her composure this long
>but there's no way she can last a full ride without cracking at some point, right?
>you reach forward and pull her up to your chest, leaving derpy alone
>for now
>you roughly fondle Maud's tits as Derpy gazes on with hunger
>Maud slowly shuts her eyes and rolls with it
>she lifts her knees off the bed, making you do all the work
>you grab her by the wrists an set her at a 90 against you
>hands behind her back
>all the pressure on your dick changing constantly is causing some stamina problems
>but at this point, you don't even care how long you last
>you're going to make this emotionless girl pop if it kills you
>you go faster still
>you can feel her start to tighten
>here we go!
>you let go of her arms and begin to knead her ass and thighs
>hard
>M: "M-MOOOORE!
>finally cracking
>you get even rougher with her
>Derpy just stares at you with one eye, her other tracking Sunset and Trixie
>you glance over at them
>Sunset is starting a tickle match with Trixie's nipples or something
>you refocus on your target
>the destruction of this girls pussy, and her composure
>you lift her up by the ass cheeks and your cock alone
>off the bed
>you stand up on it
>here she comes!
>M: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>you find your waist and thighs suddenly plastered with her cum
>you still haven't blown your load though
>you kneel down and let her off the ride
>next target?
>targets
>they've found you
>you find yourself tackled by Derpy and Sunset in tandem
>Sunset takes out your legs
>and Derpy crashes into your chest
>with her chest
>you fall over
>S: "you know how I said my turn on was nerds who don't look like nerds? you meet that qualification in spades at this point"
>she's panting rather hard
>where's Trixie?
>Maud has her
>ok then
>Sunset sits on your dick
>her pussy is quivering
>and very
>very moist
>perfect for another rough one
>then Derpy sits on your face
>there goes any control you had over the situation
>her pussy is so close you can taste it
>and you should
>you reach your arms up to squeeze her ass and push her into your mouth
>your tongue reaches out and goes to work
>you find her sweet spot rather quickly
>she relaxes more and more of her weight onto you
>her jiggly ass has completely covered your face
>you can't breathe
>you're on a timer now
>do or die
>you work your tounge as fast as possible inside her
>you slip out to ring her slit
>and back in to her clit
>you feel her moaning above you
>your so focused on getting her ass off of your face you barely notice Sunset riding your cock like there's no tomorrow
>you're still hard enough to cut diamond even after all this
>astounding, really
>you finally feel her relax off of you as you nearly drown in her sweet juices
>tastes kinda like pineapple
>as Derpy goes into a pleasure coma, you refocus on Sunset
>she looks like she could use a little help
>as she draws back for another thrust onto you, you pull back as well
>you're lined up for a hard shot
>SMACK
>the impact of that one set's sunset's titties shimmying
>you decide to put a stop to that
>you reach out and give them both a hard squeeze
>they feel harder than derpy's, softer than mauds
>doughtits
>you knead them softly at first to gauge her reaction
>S: "ohhh fuck anon, more, MORE!"
>as you wish, m'lady
>you get a little rougher with her, moving a hand down to her ass
>her ass man
>it''s fucking great
>soft but firm, just like her tits
>you get a good grip on it and SQUEEZE
>nothing
>not even a groan
>well fuck
>you move your hand back up to her tits
>they aren't as big as derpy's, but just as enjoyable for the both of you
>you continue to knead them as you spin her around and go doggy style
>better leverage for you
>less work for her
>and the spin itself was pleasant in a whole new way
>now her own weight is putting more pressure on her tits
>forcing them further into your hands
>Sunset's ass is slowly turning red as you pound it like you're trying to tenderize a steak
>not quite as nice as Derpy's, but hot damn
>you start twisting her nipples harder, grinding her breasts together
>you suddenly realize you're slowing down
>oh shit
>the rest of your body is falling behind your dick
>that's impressive
>but it doesn't help get sunset off
>well shit
>you pull out, grab her by the hips, and slam her ass on the bed
>her glistening pussy looks like it's ready for whatever you have in store
>and you have quite a bit
>leaving your body's stamina out of the equation is probably for the best
>so you let your hands do the work
>years of playing PC games and piano for school have made your fingers quite nimble
>let's see how they work when truly put to the test
>gotta pop em all, right?
>this is your cause now
>your right hand begins it's work, sliding back and forth inside her pussy
>S: "Oooooohhh fuck!"
>damn, she was closer than she let on
>you had barely started to grip her clit in your fingers when she exploded into your hand
>you bring your sopping wet fingers to your mouth
>tastes good
>like orange juice almost
>you offer your hand to Sunset
"Have a taste of yourself, you might like it"
>she gives you a weird look before licking some off of your hand
>her eyes widen
>S: "damn, better than I thought!"
>her eyelids are already drooping
>the afterglow's gonna get her soon
>you grin
>only one girl left to KO
>Trixie
>where is she?
>you look up
>there she is
>getting Eiffel tower'd by Maud and Derpy
>damn, that triangle's HOT
>but you've taken it upon yourself to make her cum
>so, it becomes a question of: who do you replace?
>at least, you were going to replace one of them in the triangle
>but you've just had a better idea
>all five of you can force Trixie to pop like a fucking balloon
>as you crawl across the bed to act out your idea however, you hear Trixie's scream of ecstasy
>this in turn, makes Derpy's dams burst
>and the cycle completes with maud, who just colapses the triangle and falls to the bed
>you know the feeling
>you're exhausted
>but your boner
>how is your boner still alive after this
>whatever..
>it can wait...
>until morning...
>you yawn
>and then darkness
End of Day One
 
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