Name:              CEO Luke Warm
Gender:            M
Race:              Unicorn
Class:             Business Pone
Age:               24
Era:               Alternate timeline where LukeWarm never became friends with Lavender
Deity:             money
Alignment:         True Neutral
 
Racials:
--Unicorn Catalyst: passive; a unicorn’s horn counts as a catalyst for spellcasting.
--Unicorn Telekinesis: spell; manipulate objects through sheer force of will. Complex tasks and heavier objects may require more focus.
--Dowsing: spell; Find Alcohol
 
Skills:
Chaos: Recharge 8 after effect ends; Turns all opponents against one another for 2 turns. Any non-critfail counterattack damage is also applied to a random enemy from their infighting
Barrage: Ranged, Recharge 5; Hits all enemies within range, even if they are behind cover or not directly in your view. Benefits from Trick Ammo.
Cleave: weapon; attack multiple targets within range that are close to each other. Every additional target increases the chance of a critical miss (attacking 2 targets crit fails on 2-; attacking 5 targets crit fails on 5-; etc)
 
Talent: Business Experience: +1 skill point to be used
 
Inventory:
(equipped)
Fedora
a Tepid grey Business Suit
Pinstripe grey slacks
pen in suit pocket
(within suitcase)
A wooden bat with nails hammered in
a thompson machine gun
lighter fluid
(within pockets)
Free Masons zippo lighter
Pack of cigarrettes
360 bits to his name
 
Description:
A dull, bitter, nasty Luke Warm. Slick back hair, grey suit, and a fedora when he isn't indoors. A natural shark to competitors.
 
How the fuck?:
Duke Lukem, having bounced around the time continuum had intervened with past LukeWarm through an inspiring pep talk. Duke found his 9 year old self crying in an alley having ditched school after a cruel episode of being bullied. Drunk off his own success and several bottles of rum Duke couldn't help but act the oftenly failed role model part of his job description. He picked little Luke up and treated his scraps with Duke Lukem Band-aids while delivering a rousing speech revolving around being his own man, disregarding mares cuz they'll only hold you back, and shutting out anyone who shuns you, cuz you don't need that baby.
"You're gonna be big Kid, you got a fire in you that can't be doused. You go looking for number one and you're gonna fuckin get it. Don't you listen to the kids that get everyone to pick on you during food fights. They don't know squat shit, they're like -fucking 9 or 10. They're probably gonna grow up having to work a lonely shop in backwater Ponyville. n'trust me kid, a lot of them do. You don't need to take their crap. They're not better than you. Just focus on you, do what makes you happy, you don't gotta impress others. And above all else try to look cool doin it all."
 
Consequently that LukeWarm became a Business pony with a heart of ice that had climbed the rungs of his lawyering firm into the seat of CEO at young age of 24. After arriving home from his week vacation back in time with the TQ crew he is visited by Duke Lukem. Coming to terms with the horrible thing he had done he resolves to return the timeline back to its original state. However Business Luke was too clever for himselves' own good and followed Duke back in time after nabbing a time travel watch from Ug.
 
Fortunately Business Luke was too late, when he arrived in that fateful alleyway by Sugercube corner. Nine year old Luke Warm was crying alone by that frosty dumpster filled with discarded cake. Business Luke decided to take fate into his own hooves and assure his existence. He kneeled down to his young self and prepared to speak to him from the heart. However Business Luke was emotionally stunted from having avoided friendship, disregarding Lavender's advances, as well for the affections of his loving parents. "Wipe those tears, Stallions don't cry. You need to grow up and grow up fast because nobody gives an acre of Apple farm's horse manure about you. Those kids at school, they're nothin, just a couple'a npcs that help make the world go round. n'the kids you think're your friends. Fuck'em, they ever lend you a hoof when the chips'r down? Rhetorical question, we both know they never did'n they never will. They're too busy worryin 'bout their image. Don't wanna be the next kid on the bottom rung. A.K.A you!" He pokes the child's chest "But listen, the most bottom'a the food chain is just'as good as the top, like fungus. You know what fungus does? huh?"
 
'*sniff* Uh' ummm.. i-it" Little Luke chokes up
 
"It eats everything at the top!" Luke taps the ash off his cigarrette "C'mooon don'tcha pay attention in school." Luke takes a drag of his cigarette. "cuz everything dies at the top, not fungus though. Fungus keeps everything going and eats everyone else when its time to. I always payed attention in school. You should too, it'll keep'ya mind off things" Luke puts out his cig on the filthy ground "I gotta go kid. I'm kind'ova big success, I can't be spendin all my time in an alley. If you were any smart you'll remember what I told'ya. Be strong Luke, be stronger than all of'em."
 
Thus tipping a domino in a series of events that would lock very many alternate Lukes from their own timelines. When business Luke finally gave up chase to set things right he returned to the present to start all over from scratch. He applied for a community college in Manehatten. He was rejected and during his resignation was lectured by the dean. Business Luke was told it would be a miracle if any school would ever accept him after what he's done to his academic record (on part of our Hero Lukewarm.) Thereafter Business Luke applied for government aid and was denied on the count of being too wealthy to qualify (also on our Hero's part.) He then resolved to steal that very fortune by confronting royalty on the very matter. He wasn't taken seriously and never got to reach the princess. After several schemes to have an informal audience with Princess Celestia he was arrested and thrown in prison. Before they could lock him away Business Luke set his watch to send himself back in time to find the Lukewarm that sabotaged his life.