>Damn it...damn it...DAMN IT!!!
>Hopping your naked ass down the dirt path to Ponyville.
>All the while putting on your clothes.
>Who knew that the threat of rape would help you dress faster.
>With your clothes on, you make your way towards Twilight's library tree house.
>Hopefully she'll let you stay there.
>And do more experiments on you.
>Fuck that shit, need another place to hang low.
>Soon you have reached Ponyille. Then you hear the roar you dread.
>"AnooooOOOOOOON!!!!!"
>Rapebow Dash has recovered from your signature Pocket Sand attack.
>And she sounds pissed.
>Not even a second later, you hear a loud boom, coming from your place.
>Turning around, you see a ring of rainbows with a rainbow streak flying high into the sky.
>And it was heading towards you...
>Fast.
>You can't pocket sand your ass out of this one.
>Fear is welling up. You need to get out of the street.
>So you run inside the nearest building.
>"O M G! It's Femanon!!" The pink party pony bounced up to you.
>Her cheerful disposition almost made you forget about Rapebow.
>Almost...
>"So what are you doing here at Sugarcube corner. MaybeyouwantsomesweetsorcandybutIwastoldnottohaveany!"
Pinky...
>"OH OH! You want to have a party!
>You didn't have time for her Pinkie-ness.
>You place your hand over her mouth. and make a shushing noise with the other.
Listen, I don't have time to explain. Mind if I hide out here, I'm hiding from someone.
>Pinkie rubs her chin with a hoof, pondering. Then she smiles.
>"Okie Dokie Loki!"
 
Thanks Pinkie!
>You quickly make your way to her room on the top floor of the confectionary
>Pink, pink everywhere.
>You don't mind the color, but too much pink isn't your style.
>But for some reason, it fits Pinkie Pie.
>You're getting off track. Need to hide somewhere.
>Under the bed was not happening.
>Too small for you to squeeze under.
>Maybe the closet.
>It's worth a shot.
>Not a second more, you swiftly make your way inside Pinkie's closet.
>Despite it being for a pony, it's relatively large enough to fit 3 of you in here.
>You take notice of a few things in there.
>Her welcome wagon
>Her Gala Dress
>A large box of dragon dildos.
>And...wait.
>A large box of dragon dildos?
>Curiosity is starting to get to you.
>But it's wrong to go through peoples things. That's how you'd lose a friend.
>But dragon dildos...
>FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
>You open the box to find that not only it had dragon dildos
>But stalion dildos as well.
>Even one shaped like your penis.
>Wait...how did she?
>You need to have a talk with Pinkie about that one.
>But those stallion dildos were starting to give you ideas.
>And now your nympomania is kicking up.
>What's a girl to do...
 
>On one hand, you are on the run from the Blue Rape Train.
>But this need is starting to get to you.
>Decisions, decisions...
>Meanwhie downstairs, Pinkie was attending the register helping a few customers.
>Until Rainbow busted down the door.
>"Rainbow Dash!" Mrs. Cake scolded the rainbow mare.
>"That was dangerous! What if somep0ny was behind that door?"
>"Yeah yeah. Sorry..." Rainbow flew over to Pinkie Pie.
>"Hey, have ya seen Anon around. I wanted to show her some cool tricks, if ya know what I mean."
>"Oooh! Are ya playing hide and seek? I wanna play, I wanna play!"
>"No, it's more of a two player game this time."
>"Aww...well I did see her today. I'll give ya a hint."
>The pink pony leans in, as if she's telling a secret.
>"She's somewhere in Sugarcube Corner."
>Back upstairs, you were about to indulge in some stallion cawk.
>Until you felt a rustlin in your jimmies.
>Time for some self control Femanon. Something big is going to happen.
>You put your pants back on and head out, carrying the dildo with you.
>Pinkie wouldn't mind letting you borrow this.
>You open the closet door.
>But she was waiting for you there.
>"Oh goodie, you're coming out of the closet."
>Damn it Pinkie!
>"I know a lot about that."
Speaking from experience, fillyfooler?
>"Now that hurt my feelings, Anon."
 
>Rainbow pouts at you, but notices the dildo in your hands.
>She flutters up to your face, her muzzle right at your lips.
>You could feel her hot breath on your face.
>It tickled.
>You'd laugh if she wasn't about to rape you.
>Looking into her eyes, you see it again.
>Those pony rapist eyes.
>A hearty laugh escapes her lips before she leans past you, next to your ear.
>Her breath struck more fear into your very soul.
Rainbow, you don't want to do this.
>"Oh yes I do, my sexy human."
>She nuzzles your cheek. Her coat was soft.
>You felt a little calmer.
[spoiler]>"I'm going to ruin that sweet monkey ass."[/spoiler]
>Your eyes shrunk to the size of pinpricks.
>Your heart was pounding.
>Adrenaline was coursing through your body
>Sweat began to gather upon your brow.
>You lost your shit.
 
>FIGHT MODE OR FLIGHT MODE.
>[ ]Flight
>[x]Fight
>ARE YOU SURE?
>[x]Yes
>[ ]No
>COMMENCING FIGHT PROTOCOL
>You quickly push Rainbow Dke away from your face.
The booty is mine, it belongs to me!
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!!
>You went into autopilot after that.
>"Hey, what's the big ide-"
>You swing the rubber stallion cock with wild abandon.
>Rainbow dodges the first few swings.
>"Hey, careful with that thing!"
>She ducks in, trying to go for a tackle.
>A dive to the left makes her miss your torso.
>"Stand sti-"
>Before she could move out of the way...
>COCK SLAP!
>A direct hit captain! And the rainbow one is out like a light.
>Good, now lets get the fuck out of here.
>Should we drop the cock
>No, we'll be having fun with that later tonight.
>You head down the stair, sprinting past a few mares and stallions in the shop.
>Mr. and Mrs. Cake were flustered to say the least.
>Pinkie ran to the door as soon as you left.
>"HEY ANON!"
>You turn around for a brief moment to see Pinkie.
>"I'll let you borrow that. I know you have needs. Just wash it and bring it back!"
>"OR ELSE!!!!!"
>You see her eyes turn to flames and smoke comes out of her ears.
>This must be her favorite one.
>At least you dodged the rape bullet this time.
>But Rapebow will be even more pissed when she wakes up.