>In Canterlot >Participating in the Hearths Warming Eve play as a stage hand >Lyra, the Director, decided to put you at that position. >You do your job setting up the props, but you see her staring at your hands. >2creepy4me >Finish and dodge the fuck out of there, heading to the back. >Sees the Mane 5 getting their makeup and costumes done. Wait, 5? Who is mi.. Of course... >"Anon!" Lyra yells out. "Anon, go find Fluttershy." Can't you get someone else to do it? >"I could do that, but then I will have to find another use for those hands." She gives you those bedroom eyes. >nopenopenope >turn 360 degrees and moonwalk the fuck away. >hear Lyra giggling as you go search for Yellow Rapist.   >No sign of the yellow one. >The play won't be on for a good hour. >Nature started to call >You shouldn't have had that Sunny D earlier. >Wait, did Ponies have Sunny D as a drink? >Meanwhile >Celestia just came out of the restroom with a bottle full of yellow liquid >slaps a label of Sunny D on it. >"Now...where is Anon. I know he'll be parched during the play." >You just got a bad feeling. >Shake it off as you come to a door that may be a colt's restroom. >You fling the door open, the sign flying off. >It was a utility closet >Inside was just a hole in the wooden floor. >Decide that ponies don't use toilets and decide to roll with it. >Unzip your pants, letting your dick out. >And you just let it flow. >As you go, you hear a slight moan coming from the hole. Odd... >You look down and you are shocked at what you see. >It's Fluttershy with her eyes as she receives a golden shower, rubbing her hoof at her marehoof. WHAT THE FUCK!?!? >Fluttershy snapped back to reality >Oh, there goes gravity >The spaghetti she is exhuming could feed a crouded Italian restaurant. >The stream kept flowing >You couldn't stop. >Some of it went into her mouth. >She drank it. >Whatever blood from your penis quickly left. >If your penis could shrink into your body, it would. >Finally the stream finished.   >She comes out of the hole, her face hiding behind her wet mane. >She smells horrible. Fluttershy! >"S-so watersports isn't your fetish?" Oh god no! >You want to cry >You just pissed on a pony >and now she reeks of piss. What possessed you to do this? >She says nothing. Well? >In a blur, she flies up and kisses you. Her strength was unnatural. >Your mouth was open, and she slips her tongue inside. >Try your best not to vomit. >You eventually overpower her and pull her off. >Now you smell like piss, and tasted your own excrement. >"Is fluid swapping your fetish? You know you liked it, M-mister." GOD NO! >She shrinks down, hiding in fear from your voice. >You want to hit her, but decide against it. Look, the play will start in...30 minutes. You stink and need to clean you. Where's the nearest restroom? >She looks down and points to her left >"J-just a few doors down." >You poke your head out look both ways. It's clear. >You lift her in your arms, and bolt towards the actual colts room. >Just when things were looking up, Lady Luck frowns on you. >"Anon, there you are!" It's fucking hand pony Lyra, not now. I found Fluttershy. She wasn't feeling well. Need to take her to- >"No, we need her in costume now. The play will start soon!" >This is bad >This is REALLY bad. >You need to think of something quick. >That's when you have an idea. Hey, isn't that Derpy messing with the lights? >"Damn it. DERPY, GET OVER HERE!" >She trots off, buying you some time   >Duck inside the colts room. Thank Celestia this is a one pony restroom. >"You're welcome." >You look towards where the voice came from. >Nothing. You shrug and go back to the task at hand, cleaning fluttershy. >You lock the door behind, making sure no pony comes in. >There's a sink and some soap. Good. You move behind her and start the cleaning. >Taking some soap, lathering it up and scrubbing her mane, eventually moving to the rest of her body. >Flutterkink starts moaning, her wings extending. >Damn it Fluttershy >Try to ignore it and work on her body. >Every part is done besides her wings. >You don't want to do this, but you have to. And the play is starting real soon. >Time is of the essence. >You sigh to yourself. This is in no way sexual...got that! >She meekly nods, but that was thrown out as she begins moaning more as your hands moved through her wings. >This felt like torture. For the play...and Lyra not having your ass. >"What was that Ano-aaaah!!" Nothing. >Your hands worked their way along her wingspan. Fluttershy was getting too excited, you could tell from the musky scent. >She even felt you up. You couldn't stop her since you wanted this over quick, so you let her have her fun. >As you finished her wings, she tensed up and fell limp. >Probably came from that. >Now you felt even more dirty.   >You took a bucket and filled it with cold water, dumping it on the unsuspecting Fluttershy. >She jumps up in fright, gasping for air. You done? >She nods Good, now if there was a way to Dry you quickly. >Just as you said that, a golden aura engufed fluttershy. >Just like that, the wet mass of yellow and pink was completely dried. Thank you based god! >"You're Welcome" >You creek your neck towards the window and see [spoiler]>pic related[/spoiler] >You screamed, Fluttershy screams because you are screaming, Celestia holds up a bottle of Sunny D. >You get the fuck out of there. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE >Fluttershy gallops into you, you both go flying into a rack of costumes >You come out looking likes some diamond Dog, she's somehow is in her Private Pansy costume. >The magic of cartoons.   >The play went off without any problems >Besides that entire ordeal, you are happy at how things turned out. >You sit on the side, watching as Fluttershy mumbles some lines. >Lyra walks up to you and sits next to you. >Staring at your hands. >You don't notice as she leans in about to lick them. >But then she stops as the stench of your urine hits her nose. >She shoves you off of the box you were on and glares at you. >"Anon, you stink. Go clean up or something." >She walks away. >You lie on your back, staring at the bright lights. >You did your job. >You did it for the play. >And now you smell like piss for it. >Fucking Fluttersh- >Celestia teleports beside you, hands you a bottle of Sunny D >You sigh and take it. At least you can have a tasty beverage to lift your spirits. >Nice and cold. Just the way you like it. >As you drink it, you hear her say something, but you were lost in it's sweet, tangy flavor. What was that Princess? >"I said, I'm glad you like it. I made it myself, with natural ingredients." >She put an extreme emphasis on that last sentence. >You nod. Then it hits you. >You were drinking her piss. >You do a spit take as Celestia walks off. Fucking Molestia.