Be a dipshit Porn where   POLISH THREAD nopls   Hitler is not for Sexual. how do you know? Because he is Watching me. Staring. With a Shotgun. And then Twilight was voiced by Nicholas Cage.   Pony is for Sexual. Post Luna. c: FTFY x2 Post Lyra you feggets. 2bad 4 u   Don’t deleate pls, ill make you get cancer if so il delete this ^ D-do you guys want me to dump pron? noone day, twilight was horny >and anon was not >so no sex was had >And Anon was Voiced by Nicholas Cage. >Then suddenly! >And then Ponk raped Anon, because he was too much of a Faggot. >There was no end to the semmin >And then pinky got Pregnant. She Enjoyed it. >NIggers entered the building and made noise THE END BEST STORY EVER LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM ;_; no   oh my Yeast infection imminent DAAAYM SON     feels like crismas mornang   PISSS   JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING     n well…...time to fap i guess And then Applepony got preggers.     would this technically be incest? no. Ponks is too pink for that. Because Nehem is a faggot. I agree why ponka remo Nehem = Ponks val why did you re   needs moar pingasmoval ponka   w   who is best pone for sexual?gay secks       pink can I get some nasty rule 34 pictures fug yu felix jensen pones seems to like the sex, according to the internet, everything likes the sex velvet best ass >human cunt Oh pwease   REMOVE SHITTY OC k That almost non existent ponut   the pippening is here Needs more rainbows       Ratofdrawn can into horse pussy muh dick….   why the fuck do i have to be at work right now……. just bookmark tegafinop’s stash at home Don’t post milky this is not family friendly   great….now i need to fap 8===D~~~~~~~O: <- penis lolol         fuck it, i think im just gunna jerk it under my desk do it for glorious sweetie belle she is indeed glorious ^pedos     >paeodpehele   sweetiebelle is best filly       pedos burn in hell fucking child rapers     AYYY DJ PEDO HERE BRINGING YOU DE BEATS Jews   cut the montior child rappers…...you mean like lil bow wow his name is ja rule fucking moran         imma smooze all over my fucking desk   EXPAND DONG     i can imagine derpy being so relaxed, she’d fart in that guys face derpy is litterally the worst shit to come from this fando   GUIS LOOK AN ANIMATION ERROR LETS IMMORTALIZE THIS XDDDD le derpy likes le muffins :PPP   Pfffft Nothing personell     DAT ASS   DAT ASS ALSO UNDERAGE FAGGOT       I CAN JUST IMAGINE WHAT SHE IS SAYING HERE apples BLLLARRGGHGHHGHGHGHPPFTFTPFPT           GLASS IN THE VAGINA The dick is a glass cannon why though i wish my dick was robotic           EAT FRESH Subway clogged up my intestines shouldn’t have shoved it up your ass, faggot >Implying you do not wish to shove a foot long up your ass RANDOM PAIRING…..BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT? Remove shitty OC >implying its not hawt i used to like Skipsy now hes trash Needs more penis       she likes banannas, and by banannas, i mean penis   MUH diiiiiick   should i dump a comic? Do it you bitch  <3do can I dump on you       yes pls k d yiou gays become the gay     horses made me bi                   ayy lmao i dont even like anthro Anthro is for sexual deviants you shit   i am going to fap with the fury of 1,080,302.6 suns     So this is my life yep where did I go so wrong   by going to 4chan.org oh. yeah.         i have quite the thing for the nurse She’ll give you a lollipop alright   i’d let her give me a medical examination oh god yes medical exams are my fetish. not even funposting i did that with my ex wife once…..then she didnt want to be with me no more because pony was she a nurse or something her loss       >”I-I’M NOT A F-FURRY” -Anon 2014 no i liek dem real horses             Rainbows make me cry   you mean cry semen faggot       cheerilee comes off as a spinster hot for teacher?y I’d let her give me a Sex Ed class. Preferably a practical lesson.   class….today we will be learning the benefits of buttsex ^i’ll volunteer for this one    JEWSUS I can’t believe I died for this kek your loss yo, sup JC^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A BOMB       >not the dicked version futa sux nigga please not enough pony poon                 do you guys ever wonder if you masturbate too much AND THEN THERE’S THIS FAGGOT^^^^^^^ fuck you fight me you stupid cunt bitch faggotkek NOT ENOUGH Is twice a day bad?       Behold, the best ass         whats your record for jerking times in one day? mines 13 dont your balls run out of cum     I forget, like 5?   Too busy jackign it to count probably 5 or 6.   What’s the longest you’ve gone WITHOUT fapping? 14 years cause puberty An hour 3-4 days? maybe like, the first 14 years   i have developed a technique that lets me orgasm but not fire anything someday i’ll be brave enough to try prostate stimulation DO IT FAGT via power cord Why do I participate in conversations with you people youcan cum in seconds with that >Not doing Prostate. >Being a beta straight fag   >implying straight     im straight, but fuck does some good ol butt stimulation feel goooooood   yeah, but sticking things up my ass sounds scary. hell i don’t like taking shits because they hurt like fuck sometimes   you need some stool softener bucko I’m not gay, just suck dicks - OP 2014 ftfy You little bitch. If you weren’t anonymous I would take you out to a nice dinner which one, there’s like, several of us all of us dinner followed by pony orgy o-oh my~   cum EVERYWHERE   i call Big Mac….. i need a Shining Armour... Dibs on Braeburn faggots >not gay “A-Anon, I’m really not g-gay…” neither am I, sugar pie...   BEST PICTURE SO FAR ~UNF   thanks <3             So much yes   dont have much like this sry I know man, I’ve looked it up myself. Feels bad. Futa filly ponka is best porn true m80 >Tfw a filly Pinkie Pie still has a bigger dick than you             a fine day for mayoring, if i do say so myself   oh?...death approaches       Better scatter       MUH DICK HHhnnnggghhh   glad i can help ya         NOW POST YOUR COCK this isn’t /soc/ NOW KISS fuck you’reself    your’re a faget how about i sodomize you shit load god fucking damn i need to fap             Anon tried to cum inside   masturbating is for sinners   then im the devils best friend           Superior version   stop making jesus cry i hate jesus :O HOW COULD YOU HATE JESUS HE DIED FOR YOU Sure Jesus could walk on water, but could he run on water? At mach 10? No, he couldn’t otherwise he’d be called “Really, Really Fast Jesus”   my balls hurt from blue balling this hard       this is my fav. >fav >lesbian   om nom nom         i could smash my dick through a concrete wall right now im so fucking hard you couldn’t break a jersey barrier im sorry anon. Ew, straight       never got the whole tenticle thing >Bulging Yes is there a limit with the doc pages?     kill all hetero and homosexuals         What? There’s no vagina or dicks? What is this, Ponychan?   hello nurse...   Can I cum inside?   dont mind if i do sure             praise the fucking sun no moonbutt? i want dark horse pussy evil dark horse         goopy       welcome to /mlp/ Mystical magical Moon mare moonbutt arrives! rip in pepperoni poke   his style is adorable also bad   extremely fa1ppab;e “Two penises? the fun has been doubled!”     Surprise Blowjob   i want to cum inside a pony   eww human     anyone here ever ridden a real horse? define “ridden”   the non sexual kind yeah, it was shit i’ll get around to that at some point in my life it’s sitting on an animal what’s to expect? A fucking cinema experience? I expected it would be smoother.  fucking horses and their ancient suspension systems   this is why you get aftermarket suspension.   She deserves worse         ponies...the one thing on the internet where putting more clothing on them somehow makes them hotter Pony strip clubs involve putting on outfits then taking them off sensually       heh heh heh   Reported for CP                   iwtcird No Anon, you WILL cum inside Rainbow Dash. Believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything. Your dick will cross the trans-dimensional barrier and explode into Rainbow Dash’s cunt         >still no evil space horse       that’s all guys, sorry for making your dicks explode   you accidentally posted Rainbow Dash instead of luna im not a lunafag Didn’t even boner once :^)   cum….everywhere Its’ on the wall, it’s cumming out the god damn walls! THEY’RE CUMMING OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODWORK   how many of you own a penis# I have 3 wow that must have been like a million dollars or something nah, just stole them from ur mom STFU!!!!!!!!! MY MOM DOESN’T HAVE A PENIS FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! Did you check? not anymore   Best horses   muh queen   queenz of the stone age I want to impregnate nightmare moon well, ive jerked it at work…..thanks guys….. no problem anon<3   wow they let you jerk into the burgers?#REKT   ^Alicorn OCs please kill Fucking pony faggots I would a pony faggot hard For Kip Kip pls   made my work day a lot better anyway   what do you think the special sauce is? I thought it was the intangible essence of love   you could call it that...yeah   not once have i even considered making an alicorn OC Why is that fucking pony creator they always use so fucking shitty Like seriously stop using that fucking pony creator” they’re autists not artists” coz people cant draw, and are lazy, so they get something else to do it for them I only use it for quick designing. Like to see what schemes of colours work and such   hell, i dont even have an oc…. Yes you do Anon shamefully, i got an OC because a friend of mine draws, and she did a pretty decent job. This is back in my more autistic days (2011-2012   we’ve all had our autistic days   we look back on them and think…..fuck….i was everything i hated) As shitty as that was, I wish I was back in 2011 again. I may have been autistic, but I wasn’t fucking ecstatic about it and didn’t give 2 fucks. and then mainstream “bronies” happened. besides, 2011 means no alicorn twilight ^oh how i fucking yearn for this. fuck this show, fuck this fandom, fuck /mlp/, I hate everyone of you and everything I’m so sad it all changed when the fire nation attacked I want to neigh at a little pony and see what happens   nothing...they just look at you…..giving you a like….wtf expression   dont worry anon, we love you twice as much as you hate us…..we’re just fucked up like that You’re still a fag though….     dont care   yeah… yeah I am.   #fagz4lyf   why did this fandom have to leave 4chan to begin with. Because Tumblr and ironic hipsters.And people liking Ironic Hipster stuff to seem cool everything ends up revolving around 4chan at one point or another oh right.   what do you guys think of the flufflepuff oc thing Destroy it with maximum prejudice...he seems pretty accepted by everyone in terms of an oc   no opinion OCs are cancer i stopped watching the show after season 2.. Lucky bastard, I suffered through the S3 finale before saying Fuck this. still on the ride I’m pretty much just cancer on /mlp/ now. I tried giving S4 a shot, but I just couldn’t get into it. I hate it all now. It is shit, but some of the fics are interesting enough and /mlp/ is always worth a laugh. Oh yeah, of course, that’s pretty much the only reasons why I’m still on /mlp/ but I can’t really participate in show discussions anymore, which makes me cancer/ a dirty fan of the fandom. meh, just create some shitty drama, get horsenews to cover it and have everyone hate you. I could travel to fedoracon and dump a jar of mayonnaise on the floor   it’ll be funny if nothing else mfw still pure twalot <3 >Twatlot You should totally die b-but i dumped all the porn for you ;~; I know Anon but the rules demand it You do not want to upset our proud 4chan traditional ways do you?   you glorious, glorious porn fag ah, posting right outta my derpibooru acc isn’t special   dont care if its not special, i still busted my nut at work. it was wonderful, i fired it right into my trash can….covered it with tissues   You’re both faggots. i don’t mind   get plenty of sex though gd1 m8even if it is with dudes     At least I still have my chicken gnight fagets   goodnight, sweet anon May sweet dreams of Pony poon, fly into your dreams upon their vaginal flaps   may be cover your dreams in sticky fluids   well…..now what? Let’s kill ourselves you guys wanna play some N64 I got Goldeneye in front of me dibs on the pencil gun.  You know what I’m talking about https://i.4cdn.org/k/1407447821181.jpg i always though 007 golden eye was too over rated, yeah it was awesome, but damn….give it a rest As much as I hate nostalgiafaggots for always shitting on modern games, I’ll probably side with them just once on Goldeneye. I’ll admit, it’s my stupid >muh childhood that’s blinding me, though. I’ll come clean with that. Do it faggot Dibs on Oddjob NO ONE PICK FUCKING ODDJOB     i still play old games...hell i work in a game store, i still find myself going back to ps1 stuff, like ape escape Ape Escape was the shit yo           >Tfw alone in Google docs >>Tfw no one to talk to its died down now, yeah. im still here   HAI GAIZ Is that some homeless man? HEY, get a friggin job any1 no ny le funni meems?     i love cock...i feel so at home, just like bronycon, surrounded by my people What do you think Bronycon smells like   oh it smelt fucking repulsive, i was there for all 3 days Like maturbation and dissapointment You ever smell pee that’s been let to sit for a day and infected with gonorrhea? Like that   I heard that it smells like rotten fucking cheese or something with all those disgusting fucking bronies   so many dudes in dresses…….. I don’t mind a dude in dress as long as he’s hot, but I’m willing to bet none of those people are. Guys in dresses are hot but only if they have the hips for it. Except most people don’t have hips that don’t lie, everyone’s has told a fib or two   I need to get in better shape. Gotta run or some shit. i just walk everywhere I need somewhere to walk to work? I really don’t feel like an hour-long walk right before/after a 12 hour shift, even it is just sitting on my ass when I get there. meh, min’s only a 35 min walk, do-able correct…..lots of them were black also   so...ugly black dude in a dress wow, that’s… interesting. This exists. But Anon, how can this exist if you don’t? What if we’re all just a figment of our own imaginations?   mind…..blown…..much like my load…...   it sure does   so…..favorite colored horse??????? technically zecora’s the only coloured horse… Zecora is a zigger *insert nigger joke here*   how? isnt she a zebra? Gilda My queen of the night Nightmare Moon <333 Praise the Sun faggots, Sunbutt is the best butt ^I will wage war on your faggot anus I will welcome it, it will only be a minor skirmish in comparison to the load I will shove into your bowels The emissions I will pump into your sun-loving backside will be catastrophic in measurement and volume I will cum inside you so deeply that you will be coughing up my semen Oh yeah? Yeah! well FUCK you. No my friend, fuck YOU No, the only person who should get FUCKED here is YOU. I beg to differ, the person who will have a coke in their ass will be you and you will love that coke and worship it as though it was your God See, you can’t see it right now, but I’m actually laughing because you are in fact, mistaken in your belief that it’s going to be ME who is going to be fucked, because in reality, it is going to be YOU who gets fucked. I will bend you over a railing and fuck you until you go over the edge and fall off OOOOH WATCH OUT FOR THAT EDGE! My edge is so edgy that it’s like a goddamn McEscher painting I will thrust repeatedly, pull your hair, and call you out on being the bitch that you are. Ha! My hair is too short to be grabbed, checkmate Fine, then I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with slapping your ass red. >Implying it isn’t my fetish >Implying this isn’t what I wanted all along You have fallen into my trap Anon! NO! YES Damn you! Damn you to FUCKING HELL. Fucking hell is what I am hoping for Anon   My edge is augmented   im just gunna sit back in the corner and jerk off while i watch you and cry… room for one more? No, get lost fag     SOMETHING INTERESTING BETTER HAPPEN HERE SOON you’ve missed the porn dumping, nothing but shitpostan going on here   how bout more porn dumping?   ive allready jerked it while at work so far…..Promotions? I’ve got to give myself a PRRRRROOmotion 2bad 4u   ive probably recharged by now good now how do i upload shit here? Step 1: Take off pants Step 2: Shit (Optional) Step 3: Sit on toilet Step 4: Oh wait…. Shit in a box and send it to your ISP.  They’ll know what to do with it. poop on your scanner, upload jpeg Is it true that you can get high by huffing your fermented shit? dafaq? I heard kids in Haiti or Africa or something do it. they huff the fumes from their days-old shit That’s because they’re niggers Anon. We’re white and more classy than that That’s racist you ignorant fuck. They’re people just like you or me. I’m sorry, which race had the globe-spanning Empires? hahaha jokes on you I was just pretending to be retarded Ironic retardation is still retardation Anon No it’s not, it’s IRONIC retardation. How do we know you’re not ironically being Ironically-retarded? Hitler may have been on to something. IRONY OVERLOAD Iron-ception Try it for SCIENCE (™) Anon   srsly now   in australia, the aboriginals huff gasoline Haha, our indians do that, too. We had to watch a video about the struggles of the First Nations people in one of my college classes. I can’t believe that fucking class was a part of my Police Foundations program     HOly shit how much porn was posted while I was having dinner scroll up and look     [NOT]ENOUGH   so...where are you anons located? Right behind you Right in front of you Massachusetts, the superior master state im from australia, but moved to pennsylvania Britbong here in Londonistan. Just kidding, I’m Northern, the south can go to hell I come from the terrible land known as Canada. I also hate Americans. I’m from the glorious polish city of Peterborough I relocated from the cesspool city of Belleville to the place where Avril Lavigne was Appraised called Napanee. im so sorry to hear that anon,   good thing im not american Then I don’t hate you. YAY   I once talked to a guy from Portugal who said that 9/11 was an inside job and the moon landing was a fake He’s right, they faked it on Mars   I’m typing up here just to be an obnoxious twat so do we still consider pluto a planet Pluto a shit No but yo mama so fat we doo a shit Pluto is a cartoon dog Pluto is literally for raging fucking faggots. If someone you know says their favourite planet is Pluto, fucking kill them.   i got a customer….damn it….. QUICK POST PORN WHILE ANON’S MONITOR IS EXPOSED THIS^^^^^^^ Replace the mayo with your cum, it’ll taste better at least Sell them a semen burger sell them your cum-bin my monitor is never exposed kinda hard to sell sememne burgers when i work in a game store…… Do you sell Battle toads? I remember years ago I was at EB games, this fucking old lady was looking for a game for her grandson or whatever, and asked if Halo was on Nintendo Gamecube did you try to up-sell her battletoads? Only if you preordered it oh god...i fucking hate it when that happens You guys excited for Watch Dogs on the SNES? I’m looking forward to Half-life 3 on the N64 My favourite game is Pikachu the nintenstation 360   im running a retro gaming store Oh man that Goldeneye remake they did for 360/PS3 sure isn’t a shitty CoD clone, no sir We /v/ now? Sorry, there was a Goldeneye thread in /k/ last night, and it’s still going. I got Goldeneye fever right now. Been playing Source, interspersed with some 64. yes so...who else likes looking at cartoon pony vaginas? I prefer horse-dicks I prefer anthro or human If liking anthro makes me a furry so be it If liking communism makes me a russian, then soviet You sick fuck futa futa can be hot when done right cock is nice You know what doesn’t get enough attention? Balls. mine certainly don’t some good ‘ol ball suckin’ Balls need loving “It’s not gay if the penis is on a girl” -4chan I prefer bisexual double blowjobs, one sucker male, the other female yes. tis the hotness I can guarantee this will never happen in my lifetime, if I can even get ONE. i like the stories where they get somehow sex changed….then for whatever reason they decide they need to fuck everything Jesus H Christ how many pages is this doc? How many pages is your COCK Not as big as your text HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT’S REALLY FUCKING? Is it obnoxiously big font sizes? layed it out on the keyboard it would go from A to Z zing..     i want to fap again, but i want someone else to do it for me….. Handjob. What you are asking for is called a handjob.   if you can read this ur gay Good thing I am gay   Only 90’s kids can read this font woo 90’s God I hate my generation, including myself so, who has ever done same sex experimentation before? I plan on it, currently trying to get a guy interested I can say that I have. Gave my friend a blowjob, it was my first time trying to give one. He didn’t cum though, and we just went back downstairs to whatever the fuck we were doing. Felt bad, man. You should have probably warmed him up first. It’s not like in porn where you just jump into things, you gotta use foreplay man; use your hands It was my first time doing pretty much anything. Holy fuck I’m shit. Eh, it was your first time. Everyone fucks up a first time, and anyone who says otherwise is either too damn good or lying Woo! Bro-job, bro-job! I still think of it as a negative experience because I couldn’t make him cum It’s okay Anon my ex couldn’t make me cum Turns out it’s a lot harder than the 3DPD porn and word porn makes it look/sound. Fucking teeth. The hardest part (hehe) is hitting the back of the throat   i have this one gay friend, who seemed to have the hots for me, im straight, but one night was too much booze, and the next thing i know we’re sucking each others dicks…..guess im not straight anymore…..so from that point on, we’d hang out as bros, play games, then he’d suck my dick…...then if i was in the mood i’d return it…...whats some casual dick sucking between friends huh?   That sounds like something that happened to me except I said “Sorry I’m not gay” and he never invited me back to his dorm ever again   The wierd thing is, human males don’t really do it for me, but anthro MLP dudes do something to me for some reason. Is it because they’re effeminate or something?   It’s because they’re not real / exotic. It makes it less gay and more … alien. Literally faggots… I’d do them I’d suck a dick if my life depended on it. And if it was clean. Oh yeah, cleanliness is next to godliness. I would not even think about touching an unwashed dick, let alone sucking it.   horse penises were literally a fucking gateway to bisexuality yep, agreed Thanks MLP.   now because of cartoon horses, i’ll fuck damn near anything This is your brain on cartoon horses... male, female, young (within legal limits) <-nice save, <-kek old, ANY HOLE IS THE GOAL I would fuck a cartoon horse. No ifs If this were IRL right now I would bet a million fucking dollars that all of our pants would be off by now This isn’t the D club The D club is informative yep, and someones mouth would be over my dick…..and mine over someone elses   D CLUB MEETING need egoraptor to mediate. >Tfw you’re playing truth or dare >Tfw you get dared to kiss your friend by some girls who have the hots for you >Tfw you’re bi and nobody else knows >Tfw you can’t tell your friend that you enjoyed kissing him   Now when you say “kiss” do you mean a light smooch or full on makeout? I was going for a full-on but he was too awkward and so it was more of a light thing, barely lasting 5 seconds 5 seconds is not a light smooch. It is in my books Anon   so fucking hard right now...i love truth or dare stories >mfw sitting alone in apartment right now circlejerking with horsefuckers over Google WELCOME TO THE FUTURE >mfw everyone else is watching a football game and I’m in my room talking to random strangers about sucking dicks >mfw I’m not even bi. what the fuck are you even doing here Entertaining myself i think 99% us in here are bi…..and i can probably guess that my little pony caused it I used to be asexual, but the horse poon enlightened me >asexual You joyless person. I always wondered what an asexual does for pleasure (and by pleasure I mean sexually) At least you didn’t identify as some faggoty special snowflake demisexual panromantic trans-fat positive gender-questioning multi-ethnic, etc... FUCK YOU YOU CIS-SCUM SHITLORD!!!!!!! Does Google Docs have a built-in privilege checker? NO, BECAUSE GOOGLE IS PART OF THE PATRIARCHY!!!!!!! >Tfw no matriarchy to rule over me Life is pain My ex recently came out as “bi-gender”. Upon retrospect I’m kind of glad we broke up. >bi-gender How. I am genuinely wondering, how does one be Bi-Gender? In what kind of fucked up mind does that mae any sense? Fucking Tumblr... I guess some days you feel like a woman and others you feel like a man? I don’t fuckin know Oh, here’s the best part: She’s a 16 year old tumblr user Oh my fucking god. So basically, she doesn’t know shit about fucking anything   And she’s a feminist. Right now her only possible redeeming feature is her possible hotness.  Anon, please tell me she was at least a 9 Yes Anon, hopefully she has something redeemable She originally wasn’t so bad when we first started dating but it just escalated more and more “Privilege” this and “male tears” that male tears. what what the fuck No, I’m being serious. What the FUCK. Male tears? Like… blood sweat and tears? Basically the idea is “make men so upset that they cry and save their tears to drink” Have we regressed to fucking tribalism? Is there some kind of fucking dance to summon the goddess of womynhood? All I know is, I pray for the sweet release of Cthulhu to rise from the oceans and drive us all gibbering insane so I will be able to understand womyn minds I think that’s already happened to the feminists, Anon   Tears make a terrible beverage, I speak from experience   ROFL, SIDES TO HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! I often forget that this is a thing minus 9 points for being a fucktard well fuck Yeah she was like 8/10 hahaha STOP OPPRESSING ME So yes, she has very little life experience She broke up with me because she wanted an open relationship and after hooking up with one guy she left me for him goodbye sides.   im having fun guys :D I’m not, I hate fun thats sad to hear anon. would sucking your dick cheer you up? Fun is for faggots. Good.   So now what. There’s like, 3 of us left.   Like 6. Should we start a new thread? could do.  Might go to bed soon, though, about half 1 here im gunna fap again, so im gunna scroll up :D Thanks for telling us   no worries, that sweetiebelle makes me burst through concrete with rock hard’ness     ping down here to spite you all. Fuck you faggots for making me like you stop spiting me it hurts Trust me and we will escape from the city You can’t escape us Oh yeah? Just watch me     HAHAHAH THE DELETE KEY STRIKES AGAIN !     I see you       The Anons will never find me down here I did. Guess again faggot Not even a full fucking second. bastard really…….     No I can’t go back!     I live in the unending agony knowing that a part of my penis was cut off at birth and I will never know full pleasure. Not even jewish, either You poor goy Are uncircumcised penises more sensitive? Shit that would explain a lot nerve endings, dude Oh. I thought I was fapping to the point of numbing my dick ive never seen an uncircumsided dick in person never seen a cut one in person we should hang out sometime… heh, hang out see what i did there heuheuhue Personally, I like the look of cut cocks more, but at the same time I’m sad knowing I’m only getting a fraction of the pleasure. R u grill? ^no Not to sound like those faggoty 13 year olds on xbox live but are there any girls here? >Girls >In /mlp/ >on 4chan Oh Anon, you tell the best jokes Hahaha unlikely. wha- girls in a forum for a show designed for little girls? are you crazy? God I wish I still liked the fucking show. Fuck. At least the porn is good… sometimes The porn and the /mlp/ shitposting is what will keep me on the ride.     i dunno bout you guys, but im enjoying myself talking to you guys, hopefully not enjoying yourself too much yeah, this is pretty alright. yay friendshipfriendhsip is magic Anon. Make some friends Anon, how many friends did you make today Anon? Will you make more friends Anon? fuck off celestia Yeah it’s fun talking to fellow creepy fucks but it’s a bit harder to do behind a computer monitor. If this were a club or whatever it might be better. Unless you’re all gross and creepier than I’m anticipating. If I had to put myself on a scale, I would say 5/10. Not gross looking but definitely not great. Average and plain Not even that bad looking. 7/10, maybe. 7.5 if the last of this acne clears up, and I get my hair cut.   Alright I’m like 7.5/10 that ain’t so bad. Once I get back into working out I’ll bring myself up to at least an 8 Pretty much the same. Not fat, but out of shape as fuck. Soft belly. 5’10 ½, 180. All these imperial measurements make my head spin I’m usually metric, it’s just for height and weight I go imperial. I cannot into imperial. It’s batshit on a sandwich insane. 5’11’’ 150 lbs. Everyone says I’m skinny you are fucking skinny, man. Eat for god’s sake.   im 6 ft 7 300lbs, but most of it is muscle, still got pudge though >6’7 >300 Are you like, from another world or something. Where people are gigantic im australian So yes then So another world, huh yeah, some consider down under to be a different world Are the spiders scary as fuck I believe that since insects and arachnids like hiding under rocks, all the biggest and scariest o nes are hiding under the big rock that is planet Earth That would scare the shit out of me, I’d be defecating the bed and would never sleep ever. At least in Canada, I can sleep soundly knowing it’s too cold for any scary spiders to live here yeah, but you’ve got MUTHAFUCKIN BEARS!!! So I won’t live in the middle of the fucking woods, then. Even if I ran into a bear, it’ll probably just be Pooh bear or something I don’t live anywhere near the bears ah, clever canadians Happily living in Massachusetts, away from all the fucking scary shit Except fisher cats. Those things are like is Satan got a pet and it got loose we have spiders that eat birds Hey bby I wanna get down undah with YOU ;))))) He’s Shrek LOL i like to tell people i want to give them an australian kiss, it’s like a french kiss, but down under   Anyway, I’m going to bed, someone stick this in a pastebin or something >Implying there’s anything here worth pastebinning >implying   >impluna   Yeah, this was pretty great. /mlp/ the Google doc. Pastebin it to your heart. Why not soothe yourself to sleep with the inviting sounds of a fishercat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-GcSbwYRgw >4 seconds in Nope. I like it! imma fap to that sweetiebelle pic again. man, im on a roll tonight Which one?   we should have another one of these tomorrow No way, we gotta space them out more, lest they begin to feel cheap and shit. How about, just every once in awhile, if you’re browsing the catalogue and you see a thread that says “Google Doc”, you pay it a visit. Once in a blue moon. good idea, but how will we know if we are talking to each other again? The codeword that only we will know is: cockapoopoopeepeeshire wat? Okay but how are we possibly going to remember that   You can’t remember THAT? That’s easy. kinda is, Even so, I was mostly just bullshitting. I say we just forget about it and roll with whoever we talk to at any given time, assuming this happens again. Sounds good to me ditto well then, for now, it has been fun anon, when im not too busy beating my meat, i may stop by again sometime Till the next time a thread like this arises. till then anons On second thought maybe it’s best we’re not talking in person ^seconded Turded   dear princess molestia,  today was fun, i made friends and fapped to pictures of sweetiebell till my dick was hurting. PS fuk u PPS nitemare mune is my true queen fuk u -Anon <3   8=========D~~~~ 8=================D~~~~~   yep…..wonderful stuff