(Feat. Bastinator and the Skype gang, a.k.a. The AiE Illuminati)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
 
That mare from across the room
I got my words that spells her doom
That bow and purple coat
With her long mane I'll rock that boat
 
Make my way through the pony crowd
Gonna to hit that thing- bet mom's real proud
Move in close and she starts to fly
I'm left alone maybe I'll cry
 
Terrorist, you must be
'Cuz you're the only bomb I see
Party, that's what it's all about
I whisper "In the bedroom, with my trout"
 
And I go hit on her
This must be all strange for you, but not to me
What I want right now is your peepee
Mainly your fault 'cuz you're such a blur
 
And now I go hit on her
Are you a whistle? I want to blow you
And when we're all done Cloud can join in too
I'm very flexible, some said it's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
 
Did you fart, because you blew me away
If you are a job, I'll work all day
If you are a booger, I'd pick you first
You must be water, I'm dying of thirst
 
She sat by the counter and I saw her face
I just stood still, couldn't form a phrase
I'll blame gravity, I tipped the tray
And she looked at me and said "Please go away"
 
"I gotta tooth ache," not missing a beat.
"The reason is, cause you're so sweet."
 
And I go hit on her
It's perfectly normal nothing's wrong with me
It's a human thing, so just let me be
And I'm up like a straight up fir
 
Because I just hit on her
You be my queen and I'll be your king
We can mingle together, it could be our thing
Please don't say you're Jamaican baby
Because Ja-mai-can me crazy
 
I believe its just a joke
As you know, about the poke
I didn't mean to cause you pain
But no more brakes in this train
 
And I go hit on her
Might I say that is such a lovely bow
How would you like it on the room floor low
Hey don't blame me I just go with the flow
And I just hit on her
 
Everytime she throws a look
I go hit on her
I have to do this by the book
I go hit on her
 
When she gets up to go to the lavatory
I go hit on her
She just had a drink
And I go hit on her
She went to the- I HIT ON HER
(PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
 
I go and hit on you everytime you're next to me
And when we're exchanging words it's like having sex with me
You say I'm immature, I just call it ecstacy
I keep a list with me it's a necessity
 
'Cuz I hit on her
(I hit, yes I hit on her)
(Yes, I hit on her, yes, I hit on her)
Yes, I hit on her
(I hit, yes I hit on her)
 
STOP DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!
 
A friendly message from your friendly neighborhood Lulzies.