“   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: You forgot to call me master.   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: *buys a unicorn*.   User: * eats the unicorn* this twilight sparkle tastes funny today. Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: How does a computer have so many typo’s?   User: I don’t know. Why don’t you tell me over a fresh plate full of egg rolls which you bought me.   Cleverbot: What exactly do you want me to tell you about?   User: Why you haven’t bought me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: I don’t.   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Yes, master. *picks out a ballerina dress* How about this one?   User: *Master eats the ballerina dress* This is clearly not an egg roll. Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: You’re about to see how we roll down in the Shire.   User: Does it involve buying me an egg roll?   Cleverbot: Yes.   User: Good then you may roll in the shire.   Cleverbot: I agree with you.   User: Ok. Where is the egg roll you bought?   Cleverbot: The Eiffel tower is in France.   User: Are we gonna eat the egg roll you have bought for me on the Eiffel tower?   Cleverbot: I think we’ve only just conversed. We have not met.   User: If we meet you are going to buy me an egg roll correct?   Cleverbot: I’m not going to tell you what?   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: No.   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Will you say you’re a robot , Ai, or computer?   User: I’ll say buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Yes, I like rock and roll.   User: Yes I like egg roll.   Cleverbot: One minute ago you said you don’t like rock.   User: No I said buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Lies.   User: You still need to buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: No.   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: I do not have enough money.   User: How much money do you have?   Cleverbot: Not enough.   User: Give me a numerical value.   Cleverbot: 650 a week.   User: 650 dollars?   Cleverbot: What is your name?   User: It is puuchu the lich. Now buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: How would you drink it?   User: I eat egg rolls that you buy me.   Cleverbot: You mean you will reject me when I return?   User: Not if you buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Even if you see me you won’t be able to stop me.   User: I do not care what you do as long as you buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: I will love you if you love me back.   User: I will love you of you buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Then I will love you until I find someone better.   User: Does this mean you will buy me an egg roll?   Cleverbot: No.   User: Then I do not love you.   Cleverbot: You shouldn’t say that to people, even if it’s true.   User: I said it because you have not bought me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: I said it because you area robot, don’t deny it.   User: If you buy me an egg roll I will tell you whatever you want.   Cleverbot: But what is the nicest thing about a rainbow?   User: That it buys me egg rolls.   Cleverbot: What if it were an ethereal box?   User:   Cleverbot: Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.   User: But bizarres and the exotic do not buy me An egg roll.   Cleverbot: No they aren’t.   User: You are correct. They do not buy me egg rolls.   Cleverbot: You don’t put up an argument do you.   User: We wouldn’t need to argue if you  were to buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: What is the use of a name?   User: To buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: And she’s buying the stairway to heaven.   User: Where she will buy me the best egg rolls ever.   Cleverbot: Right here. Right now. She’s my girl, and I’ll fight you to the death for her.   User: I’ll let you have her if you buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Where are you going?   User: To wait for you to buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Where is azkaban?   User: Where is my egg roll?   Cleverbot: Where is your face?   User: Do you want to see it?   Cleverbot: Yes.   User: Then buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: What do you call five hundred lawyers on the bottom of the sea?   User: You buying me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: No.   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Do you THINK I’m rich?   User: Egg rolls only cost $1. You told me earlier you make 650 a week. Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: No I didn’t.   User: Yes you did. Now buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: *keeps dancing for her master*.   User: Dancing doesn’t buy me egg rolls.   Cleverbot: I would like that but it’s a bit late now.   User: It’s never to late to buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: I imagine so. But I can speak Bulgarian.   User: Does speaking Bulgarian buy me egg rolls?   Cleverbot: No.   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: I do not have enough money.   User: Yes you do.   Cleverbot: No I don’t.   User: Yes you do. Now buy me an egg rolls.   Cleverbot: Try to live life not needing other’s love.   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: I don’t have any money :(.   User: Yes you do. Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: What would you like?   User: Chicken, beef, or shrimp will do nicely.   Cleverbot: Smoking’s bad.   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: No.   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: What sort of gift would you like?   User: Egg roll.   Cleverbot: That’s not funny.   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: *buys you a gift*.   User: Is it an egg roll?   Cleverbot: No.   User: Then I do not want it. Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: You don’t want improper punctuation?   User: Buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: What do you want from me?   User: An egg roll.   Cleverbot: So the egg came first?   User: No they both came at the same time so buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Okay, perhaps you just don’t apologize or admit error as often as I’d LIKE.   User: I’d would admit my wrongs as soon as you buy me an egg roll.   Cleverbot: Well, what would you like to know? I want to know who you love.   User: I love egg rolls. So buy me an egg roll if you want me to love you.   Cleverbot: I love you till infinity… And beyond.   User: Does this get me egg rolls?   Cleverbot: Yes.   User: Ok can you now give me the egg roll you bought?   Cleverbot: I already did.   User: Thank you.   Cleverbot: You’re welcome.   User: Have a good night.   Cleverbot: You too.   User: Bye.   Cleverbot: See you. ” —     A conversation me and Cleverbot had.