[8:33:19 AM] The Duke: What's that Skippy?
[8:33:27 AM] The Duke: Someone just robbed a bank
[8:33:36 AM] The Duke: Shit, are ya gunna stop him
[8:33:45 AM] The Duke: Good Skippy
[8:34:47 AM] The Duke: But since you are americans, you wont get the reference.
[8:34:51 AM] The Duke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpASbAO5LX4
[8:35:12 AM] The Duke: this is a parody of an australian TV show, Like Lassie
[8:37:11 AM] Lightning of the Cosmos: lol how old is it?
[8:37:24 AM] The Duke: 15 years
[8:38:02 AM] The Duke: they did one of flipper too. he chased after bank robbers in a car
[9:18:04 AM] skippy the moon rock: aight
[9:18:04 AM] skippy the moon rock: off to work
[9:20:27 AM] The Duke: Aight, see ya Skippy. Go disarm a bomb or something
[9:31:58 AM] john cantrell: ok guys im behind for once
[9:32:15 AM] john cantrell: whats the newest thread?
[9:32:57 AM] Anon Alighieri: >go on /v/
[9:33:13 AM] Anon Alighieri: >make post: MASS EFFECT 3 ENDING BAD? ITS TOO DEEP FOR YOU!!
[9:33:37 AM] The Duke: https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/1119201
[9:34:48 AM] john cantrell: anyone know how to contact rope?
[9:35:05 AM] The Duke: tinychat?
[9:35:22 AM] john cantrell: shit i forgot about that thing
[9:35:50 AM] The Duke: dw black mage is only there
[9:36:11 AM] john cantrell: does dw=deathbomb?
[9:36:21 AM] john cantrell: sorry i had to do it
[9:36:32 AM] john cantrell: what does dw mean
[9:36:34 AM] john cantrell: ?
[9:37:14 AM] The Duke: Dont---- WATCHOUTFORTHEFUCKINGDEATHBOMB
[9:37:31 AM] The Duke: I had to do it too
[9:37:47 AM] The Duke: Dw means Don't worry, be happy
[9:37:52 AM] john cantrell: ok
[9:38:12 AM] john cantrell: i'll have to use that later if u dont mind
[9:38:36 AM] The Duke: NW
[9:38:53 AM] john cantrell: did leucine do anymore anon x trixie or what?
[9:39:10 AM] john cantrell: nw=new wanker
[9:39:26 AM] john cantrell: hes a nw to this sport
[9:39:28 AM] The Duke: No worries
[9:39:39 AM] The Duke: (facepalm)
[9:39:53 AM] The Duke: Im Australian, its wat we say
[9:40:02 AM] The Duke: and IDK if he did
[9:40:17 AM] john cantrell: lol i had no idea these had face palms lawl
[9:40:23 AM] john cantrell: and ok thanks
[9:40:48 AM] john cantrell: and i had a slight suspicion when u posted the video of skippy
[9:41:14 AM] john cantrell: i honestly thought that it was a dolphin u were talking about
[9:41:29 AM] The Duke: Whats that Skip? you want to sacrifice a virgin to the blood god ?
[9:41:35 AM] The Duke: Nah, that's flipper
[9:41:58 AM] john cantrell: so flipper one?
[9:42:05 AM] john cantrell: you has it?
[9:45:44 AM] The Duke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43IYwO6a_DA
[9:46:01 AM] The Duke: its at 2:47, but if you wanna watch it all its funny
[9:52:15 AM] john cantrell: ok lets do this
[9:52:48 AM] The Duke: Okay *bends over, lowering pants*
[9:53:14 AM] Dakota Burns G: what is this?
[9:53:29 AM | Edited 9:53:59 AM] The Duke: You know what. You've caught me doing worse
[9:53:46 AM] Dakota Burns G: well okay
[9:54:21 AM] The Duke: Really, you have caught me doing worse
[9:54:36 AM] Dakota Burns G: I guess
[9:54:43 AM] john cantrell: i like the one where she gets high
[9:54:52 AM] The Duke: lol yeah
[9:55:06 AM] The Duke: Pixie ann Jamacan
[9:56:27 AM] john cantrell:  *were having this conversation with the duke still pantless and bentover while i am wearing a tutu with a swan's head and neck sticking out were a penis would be*
[9:57:01 AM] The Duke: Really, this isn't the worst part of this chat
[9:57:43 AM] Dakota Burns G: there is worse
[10:00:12 AM] john cantrell: *the swan's head is now beginning to cough and hack and cursing at being turned into a dress, all the while the wearer of said dress is applying condiments to his back in what he hopes is a picture of the apollo 13*
[10:00:37 AM] The Duke: 2 words, Dragon Dildo
[10:02:09 AM] john cantrell: *the swan in an epileptic fit begins throwing up dragon dildos while the wearer rapes hawkeye... with the swan's head as it is throwing up more dragon dildo's*
[10:02:22 AM] john cantrell: im pretty sure i got it that time
[10:02:32 AM] john cantrell: oh wait
[10:02:41 AM] john cantrell: im missing the vital ingredient
[10:02:43 AM] Dakota Burns G: WHAT!
[10:02:46 AM] john cantrell: chemical x
[10:02:50 AM] Dakota Burns G: WHAT!
[10:02:58 AM] john cantrell: therefore creating!
[10:02:58 AM] The Duke: LOL
[10:03:02 AM] john cantrell: a deathbomb
[10:03:06 AM] Dakota Burns G: HAWKEYE DOES NOT GET RAPED
[10:03:13 AM] The Duke: Screw
[10:03:14 AM] The Duke:  it
[10:03:25 AM] The Duke: WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR
[10:03:26 AM | Edited 10:03:34 AM] Dakota Burns G: I was not in the mood for this but someone has forced my hand!
[10:03:47 AM] The Duke: The entire scene with the swan has been deleted from time
[10:04:09 AM] john cantrell: *all the while hawkeye is enjoying himself by masaaging his deathbomb
[10:04:11 AM] The Duke: IT.NEVER.HAPPENED.
[10:04:31 AM] Dakota Burns G: ^fine it never happened
[10:04:47 AM] john cantrell: this keeps going on for hours and hours until
[10:04:50 AM] The Duke: SO SAYS THE LORD OF THE TIME LORD
[10:05:01 AM] john cantrell: BOOMSHAKALAKA
[10:05:13 AM] The Duke: the fury of a time lord is one you do not want to mess with
[10:05:32 AM] john cantrell: RAPEMAN: i'm sorry doctor but such a beatiful rape scene i cant have you stop.
[10:06:02 AM] john cantrell: or im gonna have to leave you with a milky bootyhole
[10:06:07 AM] john cantrell: .
[10:06:21 AM] The Duke: Master: I will stop you, and stop thinking I am that prissy Doctor. I have no mercy!
[10:06:47 AM] The Duke: The Duke never specified WHICH time lord he owned
[10:07:14 AM] john cantrell: *the master finds himself suddenly bent over, pantless with a grining hawkeye standing over him*
[10:07:29 AM] Dakota Burns G: GET HAWKEYE OUT OF THIS
[10:07:35 AM] The Duke: WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR
[10:07:37 AM] john cantrell: *who is still being raped by the man in a swan tutu*
[10:08:17 AM] The Duke: Rapeman is dead for good. no coming back at all, no more rape from anyone or thing past present or future in all known and unknown universes
[10:08:19 AM] john cantrell: RAPEMAN:it's dangalang time *he destroys the tardis with his mighty dick*
[10:08:37 AM] john cantrell: You cant stop rape
[10:08:45 AM] The Duke: Pretty much covers it
[10:08:53 AM] The Duke: Oh but I can
[10:09:04 AM] john cantrell: in soviet russia rape stops time
[10:09:15 AM] The Duke: Master: GIVE ME MORE RAPEMAN! MORE MORE MORE!
[10:09:29 AM] The Duke: Its not rape, its consensual
[10:09:34 AM] The Duke: its has to stop
[10:09:49 AM] john cantrell: Rapeman:yeah but consensual becomes rape
[10:09:52 AM] john cantrell: ergo
[10:09:58 AM | Edited 10:10:07 AM] john cantrell: your gonna smell these balls
[10:10:03 AM] The Duke: how does consensual become rape
[10:10:16 AM] john cantrell: it's soviet russia
[10:10:34 AM] The Duke: Master: I CALL IN STRELNIKOV
[10:10:43 AM] The Duke: ZAKTNEESH SUKA BLYAT
[10:10:50 AM] john cantrell: if rape becomes consensual and consensual becomes rape
[10:10:56 AM] The Duke: GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY RAPE MANS
[10:11:09 AM] The Duke: STRELNIKOV RULE NOW
[10:11:22 AM | Edited 10:11:29 AM] The Duke: *Rapeman is raped by strelnikov*
[10:11:55 AM] john cantrell: then rape and consensual merge, making
[10:11:59 AM] john cantrell: sensual rape
[10:12:30 AM] The Duke: prosensual and consensual equals sensual.....it makes sense
[10:12:32 AM] john cantrell: RAPEMAN:you cant rape the willing
[10:12:49 AM] john cantrell: i will never let me rapeman be raped
[10:12:51 AM] The Duke: Strelnikov: Ok I fuck the willings
[10:13:08 AM] The Duke: with broken glass in the ass
[10:13:13 AM] john cantrell: RAPEMAN:here's your payment.
[10:13:25 AM | Edited 10:13:31 AM] The Duke: *rapeman is anally violated with broken glass*
[10:13:30 AM] john cantrell: *a bottle of vodka*
[10:13:42 AM] john cantrell: let me fix that for you
[10:13:43 AM] The Duke: *strelnikov sips and spits*
[10:14:09 AM] john cantrell: *rapeman is anally PLEASED with broken glass*
[10:14:10 AM] The Duke: this is swedish vodka. it is cat piss you sansuka!!!
[10:14:32 AM] The Duke: Get out of strelnikov sight
[10:14:36 AM] john cantrell: Rapeman:bitch! i cant read ur shit
[10:14:53 AM] The Duke: before I use Anuka on you
[10:15:02 AM] The Duke: Sansuka= son of a bitch
[10:15:14 AM] The Duke: suka is bitch
[10:17:19 AM] john cantrell: RAPEMAN: see it'sthis DUKE fella that messed it up. you would of had russian vodka if not for him
 
Strelnikov: IT'S HOW U SAY...TIME OF DANGALANGAGE ON THIS DUKE PERSON?
 
RAPEMAN: close enough
[10:17:52 AM] john cantrell: *then the duke is eifel towered by both rapeman and STRELNIKOV
[10:18:01 AM] The Duke: Go ahead and try it suka
[10:18:13 AM] john cantrell: *
[10:18:18 AM] john cantrell: it happened
[10:18:25 AM] john cantrell: let me make it official
[10:18:32 AM] john cantrell: *it happened*
[10:18:34 AM] Strelnikov: not before i became strelnikov
[10:18:51 AM | Edited 10:19:00 AM] Strelnikov: *not before I became strelnikov*
[10:19:13 AM] john cantrell: (ow didya change ur name?)
[10:19:36 AM] Strelnikov: Suka I AM STRELNIKOV
[10:19:58 AM | Edited 10:20:11 AM] john cantrell: *nd then STRELNIKOV DID SOME INCEPTION SHIT TO WHERE HE WAS EIFELTOWERED BY RAPEMAN AND STRELNIKOV*
[10:20:08 AM] Strelnikov: (click on your name at the top left, click profile and click your name next to picture)
[10:20:42 AM] Strelnikov: *STRELNIKOV AND STRELNIKOV EIFFEL TOWER RAPEMAN*
[10:20:57 AM | Edited 10:21:12 AM] Strelnikov: *STRELNIKOVS HIGH FIVE WITH VODKA*
[10:21:21 AM] Lolpuuchu: *rapeman high fives as well*
[10:21:34 AM] Strelnikov: Many vodka to be had
[10:21:46 AM] Lolpuuchu: *with vodka brewed by Jesus, Buddha, and Ghandi*
[10:22:02 AM] Strelnikov: Et stalin. Oh Great Stalin
[10:22:13 AM] RnR66: Strelinikov?
[10:22:25 AM] Strelnikov: Strelnikov wants to know when picture is ready
[10:22:26 AM] Strelnikov: Yes
[10:22:50 AM] Lolpuuchu: look at dhat history
[10:22:52 AM] RnR66: Oh its Duke
[10:23:01 AM] RnR66: TOO MUCH CHAT HISTORY
[10:23:06 AM] Strelnikov: I once was Duke, Now I am great STRELNIKOV
[10:23:12 AM] Lolpuuchu: recent chat history
[10:23:24 AM | Edited 10:23:37 AM] RnR66: Fuck...Duke drank 2.0 amount of Vodka didn't he?
[10:23:36 AM] Strelnikov: Lotta rapeman, lotta strelnikov, lotta rape and vodka
[10:23:52 AM] Strelnikov: Da, Vodku is best ku