For those that don't know of the awfulness that is Darksydephil/DSP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSH39aiTx2A
 
Now enjoy this dumb thing I came up with.
 
>You're trapped in a room. The door and window are locked and there is only one lightbulb.
 
Try the door.
 
>As I said, the door is locked.
 
Open the door.
 
>It's locked.
 
No it's not, open the door.
 
>The door won't open and I lost some IQ points.
 
Kick the door.
 
>The door moves, but stays closed.
 
Kick it again.
 
>The same thing happens.
 
Kick it again.
 
>You break your foot because you're a fucking retard.
 
BULLSHIT!
 
>Bull's shit comes out of nowhere, landing on the floor. It quickly stinks up the room. You will now suffocate to death in 5 minut-no, 1 minute. It's shortened because you're an idiot.
 
That's fucking stupid!
 
>Screw you.
 
Well, how do I get out?
 
>I can't tell you.
 
Fuck this, I'm out. This game's broken, and I'm going to make a 50 minute youtube video saying the game and its developer are shit.
 
 
And that's how DSP would play the game.