>Day Drug Addict in Equestria.
>Wake up, sweating gallons.
>As you get out of bed, your arms and legs start to become shaky.
>You slowly wobble your way to the coffee machine.
>It's the only cure for this predicament.
>Guess some context is needed.
>Back on Earth, you would always binge.
>Whatever you had obtained, you would consume loads of it, and always developed an addiction to it.
>When you arrived in P0nyville, you became attached to sugar.
>You would always go to Sugarcube Corner for your fix.
>They had endless amounts of treats, and you would always eat as much as they would give you.
>Eventually, Pinkie stopped giving you sweets because "You're gonna get a heart attack, Nonny!".
>You tried to get sugar from other places, but they either had too little or they wouldn't allow you to have any.
>You make yourself a cup of coffee, pouring gallons of sugar into said cup.
>You quickly sip it all up, sighing.
>It may have stopped the shaking, but you need more!
>You throw the cup into the sink, and crash onto the couch.
How the hell am I going to get some good sugar?
>A paper flies throw your window, hitting your face and falling onto your lap.
>You grab it, and proceed to read it.
>"Hello, Mr. Anonymous. You may not know who I am, but I know who you are. I know of your conundrum, and I wish to help. My name is the Candy Man. Go to the fountain in Canterlot, and look for a p0ny wearing all grey. Tell him the phrase [spoiler]I need a good dicking[/spoiler] and he shall lead you to a private area to fulfill your needs. Make sure to bring 50 bits." is what the paper says.
>You fold the paper up, grab the bits, and walk out of the house.
>Finally! A way to get your fix!
>You stop your walk and become suspicious.
>What if it's a trap?
>You shake your head.
>It doesn't matter. Whatever the consequence of this may be, getting sugar from it will be worth it.
>You walk all the way to the train station, pondering on the probability of this turning out well.
>Considering how most p0nies here are friendly, there's a decent chance this "Candy Man" should be friendly enough to not try to screw you over.
>The train arrives and you step in.
>You sit down, bouncing in your sit due to excitement.
>"Hi, Nonny!"
>A pink fluff of cotton candy appears in front of you.
Hello, Pinkie.
>Pinkie proceeds to jump around the seats.
>"So, what are you going to Canterlot for?"
>You start sweating.
>If she knows your intentions, she'll make you go back home!
N-Nothing!
>Great, that sounded SO not suspicious at all.
>Pinkie raises her eyebrows.
>"Ok..."
>She sits down right next to you.
>"So how are things for you?"
>You turn to her.
It's been...alright...
>Pinkie looks at you confused.
>"Um, what does that mean, Anon?"
>You facepalm.
>You're basically giving away the fact you have an addiction, Anon!
I'm going to Canterlot to see a friend.
>Pinkie smiles.
>"A friend?! Can I come meet him?"
No.
>Pinkie's ears lower.
>"Please?"
No.
>Tears form in her eyes.
>"Pretty Please?"
NO.
>Pinkie drops to the floor, and pulls out a megaphone.
>"OH,  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?!"
>You cover your ears.
>You can't take anymore of this mare!
OK, YOU CAN COME WITH ME AND MEET HIM!
>Pinkie Pie proceeds to bounce around you, smiling.
>"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!"
>She proceeds to hug you.
>"This is gonna be so fun!"
>You groan.
>This is gonna be hell.
>...
>The train stops at Canterlot, and you both exit.
>You quickly make a run for the fountain, hoping Pinkie will get lost in the crowd.
>When you arrive at the fountain, you look around.
>There are four p0nies in all grey.
>Crap.
>You look behind you for Pinkie, though can't find a trace of her.
>Good. Now she won't be there to ruin your plans.
>You walk up to the closest grey clothes p0ny, and lean towards his ear.
I need a good dicking.
>The stallion stumbles away from you, phased.
>"I say! Why would a stallion as pretentious as moi compete in acts such as that!"
>He slaps you and walks away.
>Only three more left.
>You walk up to grey p0ny number two.
I need a good dicking.
>The p0ny grins.
>"As do I, but only one of us can actually give the other the glorious D."
>The p0ny takes their hat off, and...
>Rarity?
>She smiles.
>"Oh, hello Anonymous."
>She leans towards you, seductively.
>"I didn't know you were into elegant mares."
>She winks at you.
>You twitch.
>You gotta get away from her, and you need to get to one of the other two grey clothed p0nies.
>Maybe they might respond if you scream the phrase.
>You take a step away from Rarity, as clear your lungs.
I NEED A GOOD DICKING!
>Rarity gasps, and the other two look at you.
>One facehoofs, and the other runs away, screaming
>"STOP CALLING ME GAY!"
>You walk towards the remaining p0ny, smiling.
I take it you're Candy Man?
>The stallion slaps you.
>"You weren't supposed to scream the phrase out loud, nimrod!"
>He grabs you by the neck, dragging you into a random building.
>It's really dark inside.
>The lights flash on instantaneously.
>"Alright, from what I heard, you wanted some "sugar", right?"
>You nod.
Y-Yes. I-I need it more than anything else in the w-world.
>You feel your arms shake.
I NEED IT NOW!
>The stallion backs up, reaching into his pocket.
>"Alright, here it is. But first..."
>He lends out his hoof.
>"Did you bring the bits?"
>You nod, and pull them out.
Take them. Now give me my sugar. Now!
>He nods and tosses you something.
>It better be that sugar you need or he is fucking dea-
>You catch, looking at it closely.
>It's a needle.
>He tossed you a needle.
>Rage is slowly going through your body...
>No wait, you're mad as hell.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
>You throw the syringe at the ground, smashing it.
>"Woah! That cost a ton to get, don't just break it!"
>You turn to the stallion.
THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TRY TO SELL ME THIS CRAP?! I WANTED SUGAR, NOT*looks at the label*HEROINE-wait, p0nies have heroine?
>The p0ny tilts his head in confusion.
>"Wait, you didn't want this?"
>You shake your head.
No. I wanted sugar. Real sugar.
>He chuckles to himself, then looks at you.
>"Well, why didn't you say so?"
>A door slowly opens up behind you.
>"Here it is."
>The door fully opens up to reveal...
>Holy shit, that's a ton of sweets!
>Skittles, cakes, donuts, chocolates, caramel apples, fruit punch, etc.!
>You start drooling an ocean at the sight of it.
>The stallion walks up to you, shuts your mouth, then wipes his hoof.
>"Well, that was gross."
>He grins.
>"Like what you see?"
>You rush off to eat it all, but all of a sudden-
>"NONNY!"
>Pinkie jumps out of a random closest that you didn't know was in the room, pushing you down.
>"I said you couldn't have too much sugar! It's bad for you!"
>The two of you get back up, and you sigh.
>The stallion eyes Pinkie's body, grinning.
>"I think we can make this work out. I get this lovely mare, and you get all of this magifying stuff."
>You look at Pinkie.
>She mouths no.
>You turn to the sweets.
>Then to Pinkie.
>Then back to the sweets.
>Then to the stallion.
>He's licking his lips.
>...
>You walk out of the building, eating a caramel apple.
>BONK!
>You drop the apple, and pull out some skittles to replace them.
>"YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL THE P0NY, NONNY!"
>You turn to Pinkie, smiling.
Don't worry, I'll share.
>She jumps into the air in excitement.
>"Ohmygoshyouwill?!"
>You nod.
Obviously, I would.
>You toss a cake at Pinkie, and she swallows it all in one bite.
>She explodes in happiness.
>"HolycowthankyousomuchAnon! Ineverthoughtthatcakewouldbesodelicious! Oh, did you know that the Cakes once made a cake so heavy that all my friends needed to help them? I mean, it was gigantic, and even Twilight struggled with her magic..."
>She continues to talk to the rest of the walk back to the train, and you listen to her, biting into a cupcake.
>This was a sweet day.