>Having ash on you isn't fun
>It's all dirty and shit
>You can deal with a little, but you're fucking covered in it
>You need a shower
>You walk to the bathroom
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Im not walking the dinosaur, too messy
>Boom boom akalaka boom boom
>You take a shower with no disturbances
>You're clothes are covered in ash
>Well shit
>You're gonna need more clothes
>You wrap a towel around you and walk out
 
1/?
 
"Pinkie!"
>Pinkie: "yes Anon?"
"Er, my clothes are covered in that ash i'm gonna need new ones"
>Pinkie: "I'll get Rarity to make you some new ones!"
>A pony named Rarity you say?
>"cool!"
>Pinkie: "you stay here, i'll go get her."
>Wait all you have on is a towel
>I hope this Rarity isnt a peeping tom
>Pinkie goes out the door and you sit on the couch
>Oh my god its just like fluttershy's
>You lay down on it slowly drifting into sleepmode
 
2/?
 
>You're awaken by Pinkie and a white pony
>The white pony must be rarity
>Rarity: "you must be anon."
"The 1 and only"
 
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