>Brain: "Ew fuck you love a p0ny"
>Shut up brain
"I'll make some food, wada you want?"
>Pinkie: "Im not hungry"
"okay"
>You walk into the kitchen
>you turn on the stove
>it almost instantly explodes
>the force of the explosion knocks you back
"WAT!"
 
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>Pinkie comes in to see you on the floor covered in ash
>pinkie: "what happened?"
"the stove exploded"
>you pick yourself up
>nothing but cuts and bruises
>yes!