>her face turns more red than before
>pinkie: "whosaidanythingaboutthatanon!"
>she gives you the most innocent smile you've ever seen
>Baaaaaaaaw!
>its also the cutest smile youve ever seen
>brain: "ikr"
>a thought slips
"thats so cute"
>pinkie: "what?"
"uhh, nothing"
>badpokerface.mov
>pinkie: "tell me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease"
"that smile"
>pinkie "you mean this one"
>she does it again
>HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
"yes that one"
>pinkie "interesting"
>suddenly she has a serious face
>pinkie "we need more cupcakes"
"heck yes we do!"
>pinkie: "you're the best person ive ever partied with!"
>you blush
"well i did party before i came here alot"
>you look back to your college days
>so many parties
>and your still a virgin
>how the fuck did you manage to not have sex
>oh yeah you dont believe in sex before marrage
 
1/?
 
>pinkie: " i guess we should go find twilight"
>you find twilight in the next room
>shes reading a book
"hey twilight whatcha reading"
>twilight: "a book"
>rude
>you look at the cover
>well shit its name is a book
"cool  book"
>pinkie: "well is it party time
"LETS GO MAKE CUPCAKES!"
>you make more cupcakes
>you procede to make cupcakes
>shes singing a song about cupcakes
"your a good singer"
>she blushes
>3 hours later you reach the train station
>it looks amazing
>you get off the train
>all the p0nys are wearing suits
>LOL
>a guard p0ny walks up to you
>guard: "are you mister anonymous"
"yes i am"
>guard: "please follow me"
>he leads you to a palace
"Wow!"
"where do we stay at?"
>guard: "here at the palace"
"WE ARE?"
 
2/?
 
 
guard p0ny: "the princess only has 2 rooms ready though"
>well isnt this ironic
>almost on que
>pinkie: "ILL BE WITH ANON!"
"thats fine i guess"
>pinkie: "YES!"
"no funny buisness"
>pinkie: "okey dokey lokey!"
"party in the room?"
>pinkie: "YEAH!"
>you party hard
>when done you two fall apon the bed
>pinkie: "anon remember when you said if i wanted to be in a relationship i just had to ask
>you smile
"yeeeeeeeeeessss"
>pinkie:wana be my specialsomep- i mean human
"yes i do pinkie, yes i do
>brain: "is this really smart anon? i mean you've only been here for a couple of days"
>i don't know brain
 
3/?
 
>you wake up to pinkie on top of you again
>you're okay with this
>you start to stroke her mane
>its so soft
>Twilight come burstin in all loud and shit
>twilight "It's time to see celestia"
>this awakens pinkie
>twilight sees her on top of you
>this rustles her jimmies
>twilight: "WHAT!"
"dont worry about it"
>twilight: "okaaayyy i guess."
>you, pinkie, and twilight are walkin down a long hallway
>well pinkie is doing her bouncing.
>DAAAAAW
>you reach the end of the hall
>the door opens from the magic of 2 unicorn guards
>this still amazes you
>the room is huge
>you see an alicorn in the middle of the room. must be celestia
>her mane was flowing but their was no wind blowing
>her cutey mark was the sun
>next to her was a smaller alicorn with the moon for a cutey mark
"hey i know the bigger one is celestia but who is the smaller one"
>twilight: "thats luna she raises and lowers the moon"
>utterly amazing!
>celestia: "are you anonymous or as twilight calls you anon"
"all friends call me anon, so you can call me anon"
>in the loudest voice posibile
>luna: "I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND"
"okay!"
>luna: "THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED"
 
4/?
 
"NO, MORE THAN THAT!"
>pinkie: "party time?"
>luna: "INDEED"
"YEAH!"
>you're partying with royalty
>you even got the guards to dance
>celestia is just facepalming
>you walk up to luna pinkie at your side
>time to learn about this strange world a little bit more
>after about 10 mins of talk pinkie is anxious
>she pulls you off to a large open space
>the music suddenly changes
>you remember this kind of music
>it was your favorite
"DUBSTEP!"
>you start doing the robot to the tune of the music
>everyp0ny joined in on the dancing exept celestia
"come on celestia join us"
>celestia: "i dont know im not very good at dancing"
"i bet your a good dancer"
>she walks over and starts to dance next to you and pinkie
>shes amazing at it
"i knew you'd be good at this"
>the song changes
>you remember this too
>stayin alive
>you sing along
"you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk"
>you're enjoying yourself
"wait how did you find this song?"
>luna: "i kinda slipped into your dreams and saw a young man dancing to it"
"NICE!"
>luna: "you're not mad
"we should meet in my dreams and talk, that would be amazin!"
>luna: "oooooo seems fun.
 
5/?
 
>the party is over
>your talking to celestia about human culture and that bullshit
"we dont keep peace like you ponies, we have wars over stupid stuff."
>you clear your throat
"im from a place on earth named america we where basicly the police of the world"
>celestia: so your people kill eachother for reasons like this thing called terrorism. what is terrorism"
"ill give you an example a foriegn country blew up 2 of our towers and killed l..lots of people"
>you try to hold in sobs
"my wife was in one of them"
>celestia: thats horible
>just remembering the day made you cry
"she worked there she had just gotten a promotion and she called me.. next thing i knew i heared an explosion"
by now multiple tears where racing down your cheeks
"i went outside and i saw the tower she was in on fire"
>celestia magics over a towel
"thanks"
>celestia: "how do you live with this?"
"i accepted christianity"
>celestia: "whats that?"
"its a religion that states that their is only 1 God"
>you remember how you got here
>the world was waged in war
>bombs where exploding all around you
>your squadmates where all dieing around you
>you got shot in the chest and you where ghasping for air
>you see a bright light above you
>its an angel
angel:"anon your heart is in the right place but now is not your time. im sending you to a place where im not"
"who are you"
>angel: "i am jesus, i have came for the 2nd coming
"what do you mean your sending me somewhere your not?"
>jesus: "im sending you somewhere where i do not rule"
"thank you"
>jesus: "i hope we meet again"
>the next thing you know you where here
 
6/?
 
"before i came here my god said he does not rule here"
celestia: "okay"
"he brought me here at the end of the world becasue he loved me"
celestia: "he's a all loving god?"
"yes he is"
>you remember your back pocket
>you pull your wallet out
"i have some pictures of my x-wife in here. would you like to see them?
>celestia: "sure"
>she looks over the photos in a state of extreme tought
>celestia: "whats that other green stuff in there"
"oh its what americans use as currency"
>celestia: "the plastic things?"
"cards, like this is my credit card"
>you show her it
>celestia: "well have a good time in your new home, equestria!"
"i will princess"
>shes so nice
>you walk back to your room
>pinkie is waiting for you
>pinkie: "what did ya talk about?"
"eh human culture and all that nonsence"
>pinkie: "tell me tommarow"
>you two kiss and sleep
>"in your deams you had a visitor"
 
7/?
 
"Hello Luna"
>Luna: "Hello Anon"
"I didn't know royalty could dance like that."
>she is a good dancer
>Luna: "I take classes for dancing"
"nice."
>You dream yourself a seat
>You cant stop thinking about Pinkie
>She pops out of nowhere
>Pinkie: "Hi there Anon"
"did you get us in the same dream Luna?"
>Luna: you where thinking of her so i snatched her dream and combined them."
>pinkie: "You where thinking of me Anon! Thats so sweet!"
>All 3 in unison: "This calls for a party
 
8/8
p.s ill fix grammar errors later. its to late