>Day 735229 on earth
>North Korea just successfully launched a satellite into space
>you were ashamed of yourself for failing your country
>You decide to kill yourself because you suck at space
>you grab your pistol load up a mag and ready the gun
"i'm sorry America we failed you"
>BANG
>You wake up in a field outside of some village
>You can tell you are in another realm, you just can
>As you enter town you see a celebration going on
>closer still and you notice that everyone is ponies
"Pfew there is no way they can into space"
>suddenly a pink one jumps on you and asks 3 billion questions
>You hear her ask where you came from and answer Korea
>A purple one asks How you got there
"I had to leave because someone beat us to space"
>Just then a very tall blue pony with a crown walks up.
>"I was in space once, shit sucks dawg."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY CAN"T SOUTH KOREA INTO SPACE"
>You grab a rope and hang yourself right there on the spot