>Day WRASTLIN in Equestria.
>It was just another day at Sweet Apple Acres.
>You, standing before a field of trees that were due to be bucked.
>Applejack, across from you, circling you, looking for a moment to strike.
>Ok, today was a little different.
>You had agreed to wrestle with AJ, something her family had a habit of doing for fun.
>You’d seen them wrestle before, and while it looked like fun, it didn’t seem fair for you to partake due to your size.
>Out of the blue, Applejack saw you watching and wanted to challenge you.
>”Those bits are as good as mine.”
>She bet you 10 bits she could pin you down.  
>Her smug confidence got your goat.  
“Go for it.”
>She made the first move, charging straight at you.
>Time she knew what she was dealing with.
>You made no effort to move, instead planting your feet and tensing your core.
>She leapt, leading with her head driving straight into your chest.
>And promptly crumpled to the ground.
>You almost felt bad, luring her into that.
>She was no doubt strong, but you were much stronger, establishing this from the get-go.
“You alright hun?”
>You chided her.
>She woozily made her way to her hooves.
>”Never better…”
>She whipped around and gave a solid buck to your stomach.
>This made you stumble back a step as you composed yourself.
>She was stunned.
>That stung, but nothing too serious.
>As you rubbed your stomach and shook it off, you couldn't help but grin at AJ's shocked face.
>”Wha?!  That was dead on! HOW in the hay are ya still standin’?!”
“You got me good, but I’m tougher than I look.”
>You dare say you may have made a dent in her confidence, judging by the look on her face.
>That quickly changed when she smirked.
>”Well alright then, let’s get this rodeo kickin’!”
>She got in close and spun around, no doubt going for another buck.
>You’d have none of that as you went to grab her leg before she could kick.
>With a firm grip, you hoisted her into the air and tossed her into a pile of hay.
>Her comical flailing made you start laughing.
“I didn’t know you were part pegasus!”
>Oh that really got her going, as she dropped down and snorted.
>”Yer gonna pay for that Anon…”
“I’ll be sure to get right on that after I win those bits.”
>Your seemingly imminent victory was further delayed as a blunt force to your side staggered you a couple feet.
>Big Mac had joined this little ruckus.
>”Big Mac?! What in tarnation do ya think yer doin’??”
>”Sorry AJ, but ya ain’t got a chance by yer lonesome.  Ah’ve seen what he can do, and yer gonna need the help.”
>”AH don’t need no help from nop0ny!” Applejack snapped.
>”Why does that sound familiar?” was Big Mac's reply.
>This made her wince.  
>Apparently you were missing something to that statement.
>”….Fine then.  I pose we can split the bits.  Unless ya have any objections Anon?”
“Oh I see no reason we can’t make this a family affair.  But let me ask you two something.”
>You’ve been waiting a long time to do this
”WAT’CHA GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN THESE PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU?????”
>They both just stared at you.  
>You held your flex and stared back.  
>They looked back at each other, and shrugged.
>Big Mac came at you.
>You caught him in a headlock, and hoisted him up before dumping him on his side.
>Applejack got around to your backside and lept, so you threw your weight into your back and once again stone-walled her.
>Big Mac had gotten back up and tried to capitalize on the distraction, but you brought your hand down on his head and drove him to the dirt.
>Gathering your strength, you grabbed a front and back leg and tossed him at AJ who had just regained her posture.
>This was almost too easy.  
>You were beginning to feel bad.
>You give them a chance to get up and regroup.
>”Ok Mac, I got an idea.”
>They’re planning now, but you can’t hear them.
>This is so much fun, why had you held out on doing this?
>They appear to be ready and both take off at you simultaneously.
>This should be good.
>Applejack suddenly cuts in front of Big Mac, who’s slowed down a bit.  
>She’s right under you now, but then suddenly dashes between your legs.
>You turn to grab her, but she’s already cocked her legs and gives a good shot to your stomach again.
>Caught off guard, you go to take a step back to catch yourself, but you trip over som-
>Big Mac.  
>You just got low bridged.
>Clever girl.
>You’re on your back now, and without hesitation, Mac is on your chest with AJ on his back.
>She’s grinning down at you.
>”Well fancy that.  That worked like a charm.  Good work Big Mac, he ain’t goin nowhere.”
>”Eeyup.“
>”Anon, ya did pretty good partner, but now it’s time t-WOAH.“
>You had heard enough.
>With your arms under Big Mac, you pressed both him and his sister off you and tossed them over-head.
>You get up, and start stomping in circles with your fists balled and arms shaking.
>Then you proceed to grab your shirt and rip it in two right down the middle.  
>Rarity would be pissed.
>Well worth it.
>You give them the look, and point sternly at both of them, eyes wide.
>Applejack and Mac stare in bewilderment.
>”Ah can’t believe it. We had him!  Just how strong –IS- he??”
>Big Mac shakes the dusts off himself.
>”AJ unless ya got any more ideas, ah think we should just call it quits.”
>”Ya can’t be serious Macintosh!”
>”What do ya 'pose we do?  We tried everything and he just won’t stay down.  Ah told ya he’s too big.”
>”Well Ah ain’t quitin’!”
>She darts off at you again, Big Mac rolls his eyes but follows.  
>She leaps at you.  
>You catch her mid flight.
>You don’t forget Big Mac this time, and you raise a leg and give him the boot.  
>He collapses.
>You body slam AJ onto him, then rest a foot her and proceed to flex.
"YOUR WINNER, AND STILL, THE REIGNING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD,  AAAAAAANNNOOOOONNN."
>You roll your wrist and cup and ear, leaning to hear....
>Well, nothing actually, but in your mind the crowd was wild.
>In reality all that can be heard are Applejack and Big Mac groaning.
>You'll take it.
>”How bout I give it a try!”
>That voice.  
>You know that little southern tune anywhere, but it can’t be.
>Suddenly Applebloom appears.
>”Applebloom?  What do ya think yer doing?”  Applejack groans from the pile.
>”Well ya’ll looked like ya were havin’ fun, so ah wanted to play too.”
>”Uh no offense sugarcube, but I think ya might be a lil small for this.”
“Now hold on Applejack let’s hear her out.”
>The little filly looks at your with a wide smile.
>Then she pounces.
>Applebloom latches onto your side.
>You aren’t sure what to make of this.  
>She then does the unthinkable, and starts tickling you.
”Applebloom what are yo-ah!ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
>How did she know?
>How could she have figured out you were extremely ticklish?
>It’s too much.
>You fall to a knee squealing.
”AHHAHAHHHAHAH! APPLEBLOOM! STOP PLEASE I CAN’T BR-AHAHHAHAHA”
>She’s hitting every inch of your sides and back.
>As you fall to all fours, she makes her way to your neck, and uses her tail as a kind of tickler
“APPLEBLOOM -HAHAHA- I BEG YOU PLEASE STOP!! I CA-CAN'T TAKE IT!!~”
>You’re flat on your face writhing from this assault.
>It’s simply unbearable.
>You try frantically bucking to throw her off.
>”YEEEEEHHAAWWWW”
>How humiliating.  
>All of your energy is gone, and you’re prone now.  
>The filly is standing on your back, grinning in triumph as she pins you.
>Applejack and Big mac are staring at her, unable to comprehend what they just saw
>”You have GOT ta be kiddin'.” Applejack utters with what sounds like despair.
>You can’t dignify her with a response, having nothing left at this point.
>You’re gasping for air
>”Applebloom, how did ya know that’d work?”
>”Ah didn’t.  It just seemed like fun!”  She giggles.
>AJ walks over to you
>”Ya’ll right there hun?”
“I….I think so……I just…..can’t quite breathe yet…...”
>”Was that an act or are ya really that sensitive?”
“...I don’t know why, but...I'm super ticklish.  It’s ...it's so embarrassing, but I can’t fight it at all...”
>”Really?  Well, ah’ll just have ta keep that in mind~”
>You really don’t like the way she said that.
>Dusting yourself off yet again, you stand and look at Applebloom.
>She’s just looking up at you smiling.
>Too adorable for her own good.
“Kid, what can I say?  You beat me fair and square.”
>You made a bet, and you didn’t specify to whom.
>Honestly, she earned it.  
>So you gave her the 10 bits.
>”Anon! Ah can’t take this!”
“Yes you can, you did what your older siblings couldn’t.  You earned that.”
>”Wow…Thank you…..” She mutters blushing
“And I know just where to spend it.  Why don’t we get some milkshakes at Sugarcube Corner?  I could really use one.”
>She squees at this idea and bounces off toward the road
>”AJ, Big Mac?  Ya coming?”
>They look at each other, then decide
>”Aww heck why not, Celestia knows ah’m due for a shake”
>”Eeyup.”
>You snort, suppressing a laugh as best you can.
>”Oh that’s real cute Anon…”
>I know
“Not as cute as you.”  
>There’s a silence.
>...
>CRAP.
>You said the out loud thing in your head and the in your head thing out loud!
>”….what was that?...”
>You sigh.
“...I said I’m buying the first round….”
>She smirks at you, and saunters up.
>”Ah thought so~.”
>Big Mac shakes his head and smiles.
>It was a good day.