Wishful Thinking
 
Chapter 3
 
>Struck by disbelief of the content found in the cardboard box, you confirm with your brain.
"Brain this better not be some cruel joke. Because if I wake up in that cluttered apartment back on earth we got a problem."
[No jokes here man. Do we even have a protocol for this?]
"Yes, we do."
[Do we? Well what?]
"Fap."
[Dude really? Now at noon?]
"Why not Brain?"
[Well James think about it, If they already want the dick, why bother fapping?]
"Well because...shit, you're right."
[Fluttershy did offer a massage, who knows she can probably provide a happy ending, hint hint.]
"Good thinking brain."
[That's what I do,Brain here duh. But get something to eat first it's lunch and when you do go out wear the new clothes.]
"Alright got it. Meeting dismissed."
>So you put up all the pictures back in the box and put the box where you found it.
>You head to kitchen and have a few apples and grapes.
>Damn the fruit here is fucking awesome the flavor explodes.
>After you finish your lunch you decide to try on your new clothes and are mind blown how comfortable they are and the style suits you perfectly.
>Damn that Rarity knows her shit. Ok moving on.
 
>You set motion to Fluttershy's place.
>On your way there you run into Twilight she seems to have a grin on her face.  
>She decides to strike up a conversation.
>"Hey James, where ya headed?"
"Going to pay Fluttershy a little visit."
"Oh Really? I was just coming from there. Any particular reason why you're giving her a visit?"
"Just taking her up on her offer. why were YOU there?."
>"To let Fluttershy know me and the girls are going out for drinks tonight and guess what? You're going."
"Not giving much of a choice here are ya?"
>"Nope, well mostly because it's a celebration of you being here. Trust me it'll be fun."
"Alright I'll be there. What time?"
>"9 o'clock tonight at the Pony Pub Cider and Bub, don't be late ok?"
"I'll be there at 9:01."
>"Oh you and your humor. Well I gotta let the other girls know. See ya tonight ok?"
"You know it."
A few minutes later after that conversation, you finally arrive at Fluttershy's place.
>Before you even knock on the door, Fluttershy opens the door and flies in for a hug.
>Was she expecting you? Eh who knows just file it under 'Weird Coincidence'.
>Like that time you was at your Mom's place and you randomly told your mom to answer the home phone and not even a second went by and it rang.
>You wasn't even expecting anyone to call.
>Fluttershy seems happy to see you. Was those tears?
>Anyways Fluttershy after being overjoyed, she calms herself back to her shy self.
>"S-so, what brings you h-here?"
"I'm here to take you on your offer. I'd like that massage."
>From hearing that she lets out a joyful eep.
>"Oh boy I thought you never asked mister, GET IN HERE!"
>She grabs your hand and pulls you in, she tosses you on the couch.
>Wut? Felt like there was some truth to those Flutterape stories.
>You chuckle at the thought. She's harmless... Or is she?
 
>"Okay James, I'll prepare the bedroom for the massage. Wait here ok?"
>Your eyebrow raises giving her a 'what are you up to?' look.
>"Silly James, get your mind out of the gutter mister."
>She dashes upstairs and you hear a bunch a rumbling and noise.
>You could have swore you heard a dubstep song's bass drop.
>This place is weird.
>She trots back downstairs.
>"Your massage awaits." she said as she bows.
>"Follow me."
>You follow up to her bedroom.
>When you enter there's relaxing music playing, lemon scented candles on the night stands and dresser.
>"Now, your shirt and pants please?"
>You take off your boss threads and lay down on your stomach on the bed.
>She begins the massage, starting at your shoulders.
>Slowly rubbing her soft hooves on your shoulders.
>The stress begins melting away.
>"Wow James, you're more tense than I thought."
"Yeah, that's what life does to you."
>"I want you to come here once a month at least ok?"
"You got it."
>As the massage continues you are extremely relaxed.
>Those hooves do so many wonders, so gentle.
>You almost dozed off for a second.
>"That feel good James?."
"Fuck yeah."
 
>She slaps your ass, as if she scolding you.
>"Hey, you know I don't like that kind of language."
>That kind of turned you on a bit.
>You want to cuss like a sailor, but you don't want to upset her.
"Heh heh sorry."
>She continues with the massage.
>At this points all fucks you have vanished.
>Damn she's got the magic touch. Where did she learn to do this?
>Never mind.
>Her hooves rubbing your back and neck softly.
>She slowly moves lower.
>"James you...."
>You didn't catch that last part.
>You turn on your back not sure what she said.
"What do say I didn't catch that?"
>"I said you amaze me."
"What do you mean?"
She gets on top of you and pushes her hoof on your chest to where you're laying on your back.
>"Oh I was just thinking...all those years, years of wanting...and needing."
>You notices her eyes are filled with lust her wings begin to spread.
>She moves her head up to your right ear and whispers
>"Let me fulfill those needs."
[Oh Yeah, I'm loving this place.]
 
"Oh Flutters you don't hav-.."
>She cuts you off by putting her hoof on your mouth.
>"Ssshhh, James let this be just one of my many gifts to you ok?"
>She flutters her eyelashes and kisses your lips.
[Yo James, brain here. Taking a break, Boner is gonna take over have fun.]
{Alright Boner here what's the situa-...HOLY SHIT is that Fluttershy? Never fucked a pony before.}
"Boner you never fucked anyone before."
{Hey shut up! I got this.}
>As the two of you go snogging about you notice your underpants are off.
>Damn she works fast.
>She begins to move her head down to to where your soldier stands at attention.
>Your manhood stands at attention with pride.
>She eyes focuses on it with complete shock.
>"Holy Luna Moona it's bigger than I thought."
(Hey James this is God, you're welcome.)
"Good looking out God. Am I going to hell for this?"
(As long as you repent and see the error in your ways you shall be forgiven and have a clean slate. So yes can go to hell for this but all you have to do is ask to be forgiven and it's like it never happened.)
>Godly Mental Holy Brofist.
 
>She strokes your member for a good while.
>She looks at you with her teal eyes half lidded and kisses the tip of your cock teasing the tip.
>Needless to say you're experiencing pleasure you never had before.
>Slowly, but surely she begins sucking on it. You can feel her tongue dance around your member with ease.
>Taking her sweet time pleasing you.
>She even seems to be enjoying her self.
>Her mouth warm and wet as your cock enters poking the sides of her cheek making it noticeable.
>You can see the saliva that drips from sides of her mouth.
>She doesn't break eye contact with you as she moans with her mouth full.
>You want more, you thrust your hips but Fluttershy backs her head away.
>She stops, and makes a little pop sound as she takes your more than pleased dick out of her mouth."Now so fast mister."
> She climbs up back on top of you and lines her dripping wet honey pot just over your pleasure-awaiting member.
>You can feel her juices drip directly on your member as it twitches for more pleasure.
{Oh My God you tease!}
>"James you ready for this?" Fluttershy asked.
>It was a nice gesture considering you're still a virgin.
{Yes yes yes yes yes! DO IT DAMN IT!}
"Yes,for so long I've waited for thi-..."
>Fluttershy cuts you off by engulfing your cock into her.
>The pleasure from it causes your mind to reel.
>It's so much better than just jerking off.
[Brain knows best James.]
"I thought you was on break."
[....shit...shut up.]
 
"Whooaa shit!"
>"What's the matter James? You ok? Did I hurt you?"
"What? no, that felt great. MOAR."
>"Hehehe you got it."
>She slams her marehood down onto your cock.
>Sweet Jesus.
>Then slows down, teasing once again, you can feel her already wet marehood grip your cock  as she rides you.
>She takes her sweet and delicate time making you want more as she ruts you slowly.
>She gives you and a cute little evil grin.
>Oh so she's doing it on purpose.
>That little succubus.
>You grab her hips and pull her down onto you
>"Ah~...Mmmmm James."
"Stop teasing."
>She giggles adorably.
>"Alright mister, you asked for it."
>Suddenly, she tightens her grip on your soldier and grinds and humps to no end.
>You, more than pleased are about ready to cum enough man gravy to fill up space 9 times over.
>"Cum for me ahhh~".
>But you don't want to cum just yet so you try to hold it as much as possible.
>Fluttershy isn't having that, so she kicks it up another notch.
>As she speeds up you can feel that she's about to reach her climax as well judging from her tensing up so much.
>You can feel her insides close in and pulling?
>Fucking ponies.
 
"Ooohh shiit."
>"H-hey! L-l-language mist-Aaahhh!~"
>She squirted, you can feel your cock get drench in her mare juices. She collapses onto you, breathing heavy.
>You didn't cum, you kind of feel proud.
>Not bad for a first time.
>It seems though that Fluttershy is upset.
>"You're cumming for me one way or another, James."
>She reaches into her nightstand drawer and pulls out a bottle of lube.
>She applies some to her tight little asshole.
>Thank God she keeps it clean.
>She lines up herself just above your cock which is still at attention.
>"Now, lets try that again. No mercy."
>She slowly descends onto you, stopping right at the tip.
>She has a sinister lustful look. Did her eyes change color? Why are they pink? She completely engulfs your member into her ass.
>She picks up the pace slowly going up and down. You can't believe you lasted this long. Then with her new found strength she goes all out.
>Slamming her ass onto your cock, and her tight asshole giving you the ride of your life, you was ready to cum.
{Holy shit guys I-I I don't even...I can't even. I think I'm gonna puke. Fluttershy ain't playing no games.}
"Boner you fought the good fight. Now just let go."
>Fluttershy makes eye contact with you.
>"Cum for mamma!"
>And with that you open the floodgates right in her ass.
>You came like you never did before, it's so much better.
>You finally release all the tension, frustration and worries you ever had from your world.
 
>"That's a good boy."
"Thank you Flutters, I needed that."
>She collapses on top of you and wraps her fore-arms around your neck.
>She begins kissing and sucking on your neck.
>Sweet lemonade, didn't she get enough?
>If you ever encountered a succubus, it's Fluttershy.
>She stops for a moment and looks you in the eyes.
>They went back to teal instead of pink.
>"Anytime hun, did you eat lunch?"
"Yeah, just before I headed over here I had a few apple and grapes."
>"Oh okay great. Well we should get cleaned up."
>You and Fluttershy take a quick shower after that you put on your boss clothes and head home for some much needed rest.
>You're going to need it considering you're going out for drinks tonight.
>You reach your new home and crash on the couch.
>You wake up to check the time it's 8:43pm.
>You wash your face a bit.
>Grab your keys and wallet and begin to head to the bar.
>On your way there you still can't help but admire the town.
>It seems more lively at night. You could get used to this.
 
>You arrive at the bar at 9:01pm like you jokingly said you would.
>Weird.
>You was just wondering where the Mane 6 were when suddenly, get a tackle hugged by Applejack. She laughs and nuzzles her head into your chest.
"Damn it, the hell AJ? Can you warn me next time?"  
>"Hahaha no, it wouldn't be as fun! We're over there, Ah saved ya a seat."
>She points at a corner booth as Twilight waves at you motioning for you to come over.
>You take your seat and notice that Rainbow and Pinkie aren't there.
"Hey where's Skittles and Pinkie?"
>"Oh they're getting the drinks." Twilight replied.
>"SO ,I see you're wearing the clothes I made you." Rarity said
"Oh yeah, I love them. You know just what I like. You ponies really did your research."
>"Why, nothing but the best for you darling."
>You begin to tear up, you've never felt so loved.
>"Awww, damn allergies making me all teary eyed."
>"Nice try James, you're not allergic to anything." Twilight replied as she giggles.
>That purple adorable little pony.
>Dash and Pinkie come back with 2 bottles of the strongest apple cider the bar has and a some glass cups.
>Pinkie pours yours first and then everyone else.
>Twilight raises her glass to propose a toast.
>They all stand up including you.
>Wait, how they grasping the cups?
>I guess logic isn't a virgin in this realm considering how many times it's been fucked.
 
>"Alright girls I'd like to say something..."
>Everyone looks at you with happiness and smiles.
>Twilight continues.
>"James I never thought I see the day you, of all people would be in Equestria. Since the day my Earth research began, you've grown up with me...with us as we watched become who you are. Through the pain and suffering, and lost loved ones we was right there crying with you, Through the good times we were there cheering you on, laughing with you despite the fact you didn't really care too much for us. We still cared. We know just about everything about you, more than any friend could ever know. Then the day came where you finally accepted us in your heart..."
>They begin to tear up from such joy.
>"Our love for you grew ten fold. Wanting to meet you was a must. For months we planned and prepared for your arrival and now you stand here before us..."
>Twilight nearly crying but continues.
>"James this toast is for you and we want you to know....Me, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash can honestly say we love you for who you are. We will always love you."
>Oh the feels man.
>You tear up a little bit.
>Ok maybe a lot.
>Fucking ponies man being all sappy and happy and shit.
>You all down the cider, but you wasn't expecting it to be that strong.
>It tasted great, so you all have a seat in the booth.
>All them with tears in their eyes.
>The Elements of Harmony really did love you.
>You pour yourself another glass of the cider and down it.
 
>"Whoa thur partner! Slow down the cider ain't goin' anywhere sugarcube."
>You can't help but snicker and blush.
>She called you sugarcube damn Applejack damn alcohol.
>"Wut's so funny?" Applejack asked.
>Your face turns red as the apples on her flank.
>You shake it off like it's nothing.
"Oh what? nothing it's just..."
>"Yeah? go on suga'"
>Her slang, those eyes. Damn you can't hide anything from her.
"Okay! ya got me. I don't know why Applejack but I can't help but blush when you call me 'sugarcube or suga'".
>"Oh how cute! Awww does James have a crush?" Twilight said.
"Ok cool your jets purple smart."
>Pinkie begins laughing, her usually Pinkie Pie self.
>"Oh Celestia my sides, James you crack me up!." Pinkie replies.
"Ummm, what's so funny?"
>"James it's the way you talk. Oh I could laugh for DAYS!"
"How do I talk? Am I missing something?"
>"It's the way you say things or when you're describing something."
"What? I don't do that? That's silly."
>You say as you pour another glass of that awesome apple cider.
>"LIES! Describe me right now like your trying to be funny."
>You down the cider like it's nothing.
>"Alright, so this hyperactive pink puff you call a pony..."
>Pinkie begins laughing.
"... Says that I describe things funny but I'm telling you it's going to take forever and foolishness to find such a sentence anywhere in the multiverse."
>Twilight begins to burst into tears of laughter along with the others. It really wasn't that funny you was telling them what's on your mind.
>"OMC James you're hilarious!" Fluttershy shouts.
 
"Okay! Ladies calm down. Damn ponies can't hold their liquor."
>"Ah beg yur pardon?"
>Shit did you just say that out loud.
>Well it's been fun being in this world.
"Oh nothing Applejack."
>"So you don't think we can handle our liquor? Is that right,sugarcube?"
>She looks at you with those eyes that can make you cum a river.
>Damn those eyes not to mention she called you sugarcube.
{Yo you rang James?}
"Not now boner!"
"That's not what I..You see...Oh damn it, I love those eyes. I can get lost in them for eons."
"Heh heh Ah just found your weakness...sugarcube."
{Assuming Direct control, James I got this.}
"Damn it! shut up boner!"
"What did you say James?" Twilight asked.
>Fuck apparently you didn't say that in your head damn alcohol.
"Damn alcohol, making me think out loud and shit."
>"Language! You know what? How about we play a game?" Fluttershy says.
"Oh okay. what do you have in mind?"
>Fluttershy pulls out 5 shot glasses and what seems to be an Equestrian equivalent to Vodka out of her saddle bag she brought.
>She places them on the table and gives you a sinister smile.
>"Every time you swear you have to take a shot of this mixed with apple cider."
>No she didn't just do that.
>Looks like you're going to get drunk as hell tonight.
>The others 'Oooo' in unison.
 
"Pffft, please like that's gonna happen."
>"Oh it will James!" Fluttershy replied.
"That's where you're wrong yellow quiet. You see one minute I can curse like a sailor and the next I cleanup my language like it's nobody's fucking business...Shit...FUCK!"
>"That's 3 shots! Better clean up your language."
"Well ain't that a bi-...blessing."
>"Alright sugarcube, You made your bed now you gotta lay in it." The others are laughing.
"Fine that's fair and for the love of all things Holy Applejack can ya please stop calling me Sugarcube? I know what you're doing."
>"Oh? Ah thought you liked it when I call ya that."
"I do, but considering the circumstances...Haha cum. There's no telling where this night could end up."
>You take this first shot, It burned like hell but you're ok.
>Next shot still same burned but you're swaying back and forth.
>The last one did it. You're more than just buzzed.
>You swear after this night is over your liver is going to sue you.
"Fluttershy...I hate your game."
>"Well don't cuss so fucking much...oops."
"AHA! Take a shot! You all heard her right?!"
>The others nod in agreement.
 
>She takes her one little shot.
>Now she's got the rosey cheeks after that first shot Fluttershy became a different person.
>"James...Fuck you..in the ass...mister."
"Flutters all the cider in the world couldn't make me let you. Oh you know what I mean. Besides you gotta take another shot."
>"What? Fuck that game...let's fuck you.."
>Whoa that escalated quickly.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>Thinking she's all alpha and shit.
"Alright Flutters no more alcohol for you."
>"Bullshit! I'm fine, just *hic* fine. I've fucked you once and I'll fuck you again."
>"Wuuuut?!" Twilight shouted.
>"You wot m8?" the others say in unison.
>Damn they really did there research.
>"Well can't say Ah say that one coming."Applejack replied
"Hahaha coming. Oh such a dirty word."
>"Ummm James care to explain?" Twilight asked.
"Well you see when a guy really likes a girl they-"
>Twilight cuts you off.
>"You know what I mean!"
"Alright ok ok. If you must know yesterday when me and yellow mellow here. Haha yellow mellow, it rolls off the tongue so easily, yellow mellow yellow mellow."
>"Get to the point please!"
"Oh what? Oh right. So me and Flutters here were having chit-chat when you left for your studies Twi. She told she noticed that I've had a lot of tension in my life and told me if I ever needed a massage she's my "Go to" pony."
 
>"Uh-huh. Then what?" Twilight replied.
"So today after having a little breakfast with Skittles and Hypnotic Sexy Green Eyes over here. I got a message through the Cutie Mark Crusaders telling me that Marshmallow flank had finished my clothes. After picking them up I headed home to put them up in the closet. By that time it was noon so I had a little lunch. Then decided to take Banana Fanna Flutters up on her offer. Which is when I ran into you, Twilight."
>"Hold up you think my eyes are hypnotic and sexy?" Applejack said with excitement.
"Well duh, Did I not make that clear? AJ, you so silly trust me no one can lie to you with those eyes."
>"Hey why do I have to be Skittles?!" Dash replies
"What? You know? Skittles taste the Rainbow...wait that didn't come out right. Wow did I just say that? Eh who cares."
"Focus James!" Twilight says in a irritated tone.
"Oh right, anywho when I got to Flutters place I told I was there to take her up on her offer. One thing lead to another which lead to another. Next thing I know we're fucking like tomorrow was non-existent. No fucks given well except the fuck I gave. Oh you get the point."
>"Hey WAIT a minute!" Fluttershy shouted.
"What is it now?"
>"That's 3 shots."
"Hey wait what? I thought we were done playing that game."
>"Oh I was but you're not!"
"Nope. Fuck that."
>"Four shots! Muhahaha oh you're so getting hammered tonight."
"I told you all the cider in the world wouldn't let me let you peg me!"
>"What? Pfff I'm not talking about that. But that sounds like a fun challenge."
"Nope, that sure as hell isn't happening."
>"That's what you said about you not swearing when playing our little game."
"...Shut up and bottoms up."
 
>You take your next four shots. Damn that cider and whatever in Hades that other shit was really got you drunk.
>Then nature begins to call.
>You really got to take a piss.
"Ladies if you'll excuse me I gotta go drain my snake."
>"Ummm too much information thur partner."
>"Do you need any help walking?"
>Oh Dash, she's such a bro.
"Nah, I think I got it."
>You stand up and begin to sway back and forth.
>You take one step and your body begins to lean one way then you fell.
"Okay, maybe I don't got it."
>The others began to snicker at you.
>Dash helps you up and helps you to the restroom.
>You get into one of the stalls and begin to relieve yourself.
"Aaahhh. Toilet you're so good to me."
>"So James how was it?"
"How was what?"
>"Fucking Fluttershy?"
"Oh my damn, peanut butter and jam it was awesome. Is sex with a mare that good?"
>"Yep."
"I'm falling more and more in love with this place."
>You finish up and zipped up, washed your hands.
>Since some of the alcohol left your system you're beginning to sober up slightly.
>You finally make it back to the booth where the others were.
 
>You notice Applejack is staring at you.
"AJ just take a picture, it'll last longer."
>"True, but Ah like the real thing better...sugarcube."
{Boner here reporting for duty.}
"Not now darn it!"
>"Who are you even talking to James?" Rarity said
"Darn alcohol making think out loud and stuff."
>"Hehe looks like someone is learning a lesson." Fluttershy replied.
"You can go suck it Flutters."
>"When and where big boy?"
>Oh she thinks she's clever?
"Screw you."
>"I'll gladly take you up on that offer."
>"Oh you know what I mean! Darn you! If I wasn't playing this game I'd rip you a new one."
>"Hehehe judging from how big you are I don't doubt it."
>The others begin to laugh as you and Fluttershy bicker back and forth.
>If you call it that.
"Oh you clever pony."
>"You know James you don't HAVE to play the game. Flutters is just messing with you." Rarity said.
"No I agreed to play it. I don't punk out like SOMEPONY over there that does almost every waking moment."
>The others begin to "Oooo" once again
>For the Elements of Harmony they sure do know how to create chaos with their instigating.
 
>"You know what mister? I'll play the game with you. First one to pass out loses."
"Any wagers yellow mellow?"
"If I win you have to be my servant for a week and can't disobey any order I give you."
"And If I win?"
>"You'll be my master forever. Your wish would be my command and I'll never disobey you."
"Hmmm a bit risky don't ya think?"
>"I don't care I'm not backing out. I'll show you mister."
"Pinkie Promise Fluttershy."
>The others gasp as this wager gets really heavy.
>They're on the edge of their seats. They're eyes are glued to the both of you.
>It's like they're watching a movie or something.
>"Cross my heart hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
"Wow ok. Someone's trying to prove something."
>"Only to prove you wrong James. Now you gotta Pinkie Promise."
"Alright, Cross my heart hope to fly,stick a cupcake in my eye. You sure you want to play this game?"
>"Oh yes I am." Fluttershy said in a crazed tone.
"Good, because that's seven shots Flutters from all that swearing you did earlier."
 
>"What? You've been counting?!" Fluttershy replied, the others are shocked that you've notice.
>"Ah wasn't expecting that. Sorry Flutters but you gotta do it." Applejack said.
"Tsk tsk tsk. You gotta do it you Pinkie Promised. You don't want to make Pinkie Pie upset. You can never break a Pinkie Promise."
[Nice! I bet she didn't see that one coming.]
"But,but I didn't think.."
"Are YOU gonna break your Pinkie Promise?"
>"WHAT?!" Pinkie shouted
>You can see the fire in her eyes.
>Jimmies status: Rustled.
>"NOpony breaks a Pinkie Promise!"
>"No.I'll do it." Fluttershy takes her first shot.
>You notice she's beginning to sway back and forth. She takes her next 5 shots and she is piss poor drunk.
>"If I had fingers I'd be flipping you the bird mister."
>She takes her last shot and passes out.
"Huh, looks like I won. SWEET!"
>"James you're so bad. Ah like you like this." Applejack said.
>Oh damn it not those eyes again.
"I'll keep that in mind. So yeah, we should get her home."
>"Ah agree, we can't have stallions making a pass at her."
"Yeah, But it's a looong way to her place."
>"Well why don't we drop her off at your place James? She's your new servant after all." Twilight replied.
"Alright sure. I could use the company after all. It does get a tad bit lonely there."
>"WHAT?!"Pinkie says, the others look at you with concern in their eyes.
"What? Why are guys looking at me like that. Is something wrong?"
 
>"I'd be happy to move in with you! We can have so much FUN! parties, cakes, doughnuts. We can GO nuts! See what I did there? We can tell scary stories. Pull all nighters! OMC I think I'm gonna explode!"
>Judging from how hyper she can be she'll probably explode and implode at the same time.
"Oh Pinkie you don't have to do that for me. It's just I never lived alone so I'm use to other people being under the same roof is all."
>"Ssh-sshh say no more, you're looking at your new housemate!"
"Alright. We can move your things in tomorrow."
>This should be fun, Pinkie Pie as a housemate, and Fluttershy as your servant thanks to her foolish bet. What's next?
 
End of Chapter 3