Wishful Thinking
 
Chapter 2
 
>Wake up a few minutes later.
>On the softest bed you ever felt, but you're not sure where you are.
>Your vision clears up a bit and you're met with Applejack's green eyes.
>You could get lost in them for days and green isn't even your favorite color.
>"Well hello thur sugarcube."
>AJ just called you sugarcube. Your heart races, you try and control your breathing. You're lost for words so many questions to ask.
"I...don't...believe it."
>Her freckles. Her mane. Her color. The cowboy hat.
>You confirm with your brain to make sure.
"Ummm Brain?"
[Yeah, You're not dreaming man.This shit is real. Proceed with protocol AJ 671?]
"Yep, never thought I see the day."
>Applejack is waving her hoof in front your face.
>"Hello?!" She moves in closer barley inches away from your face.
>"AH SAID HELLO!"
>You can even smell the apples on her breath.
"Applejack?"
>"Yeah suga'?"
"Do me a favor and slap me not too hard though. Just enough to get out this daze."
>"Happy to oblige."
>She slaps you a good one. You see stars maybe even apples and cupcakes.
>You finally screw your head on straight sort of speak.
 
>You take a look around and see the rest of the mane 6 standing around the bed you lay in.
>Your eyes begin to tear, Fluttershy and the others look worried except Pinkie Pie for some reason.
>"J-James...what's wrong?" Fluttershy asked before you can say anything Pinkie Pie responds.
>"Nothing silly, those are tears of joy! I know those anywhere!"
>You chuckle loudly. You feel like you pretty much know them.
"Leave it to Pinkie to know that."
>You feel like you know them so well. You get out of bed you stand up and face Fluttershy.
>You open your arms, smiling as well.
"Now...lets try that again."
>Fluttershy's face instantly lights up. She flies over to you and tackles you with a hug.
>The others join as well.
>"WELCOME HOME JAMES!" The mane 6 say in unison.
>After everyp0ny calmed down, you all went into a room where there was a table and a few chairs you assume would be a dinning room.
>You all got seated then Twilight speaks up.
>"Alright James, I'm pretty sure you've got a lot questions so please ask away to your heart's content."
>The others gathered around you.
"Alright ummm first thing, where are we?"
>"Ponyville, Equestria at your new house."
"Awesome, Ok ummm...I guess the more obvious one..why me? Why now?"
>"You're were chosen at random for a project to be honest."
"O rly? Details please."
>"Simple, few years after I began my studies, Princess Celestia wanted me to expand my knowledge of the unknown which included your world which was on her watch list for quite some time. She told me how interesting Humans were and how much they loved us by making a "television" show about our lives. She told me to pick someone to watch and study them then you showed up on my Detection Spell and then magic Motion Picture Scrolls started recording everything. It was just random nothing special."
>Magic motion picture scrolls? Detection Spell? Fucking Pony Magic.
 
"When did the data gathering begin?"
>"You sure you want to know?"
>Her face tenses up a bit and puts on a nervous smile.
"Oh come on humor me."
>You give her an excited look.
>"The moment when... Ummm..."
"Yes?"
>"The first time you, well... Busted your first ummmm."
>She begins to blush before she continues
>"On your own."
>You wasn't sure what she meant at first.
>Then you put two and two together. You face begins to turn just as red an apple. She had been watching you since the first time you jerked off.
>You was 13. This is going to be an awkward conversation.
>Talk about bad timing.
"You saw...everything?"
>"Well yes, even though I don't know why you got chosen, I wasn't watching all the time but I always caught up so I can keep the Princess up to date. I did have other studies after all, heck even my friends know you as well as I did. Only we watched you to study you that's all harmless data."
 
"Oh...My...God."
>Knowing your name before you meet The Elements of Harmony is one thing. But knowing all likes and dislikes and fantasies,cheating on tests, The stoner sessions.
>The things you didn't want anyone to see. The secrets.
>All the things since you was 13.
>"At first I gotta say I didn't really like you. None of us did. Only because you hated us. But the Princess insisted I had to stick to the same subject. As the years pass even though you still hated us we thought you had an interesting life rather comedic really.You can say we grew fond of you. Then the day came when you finally accepted us. As bitter as you were towards us you finally opened your heart and let us in."
>You awkwardly start laughing and twiddling your thumbs, you try not to make eye contact as they giggle and snicker.
>"OH don't get all shy on us now silly." Pinkie said.
>You hope they don't feel insulted from you "admiring" them a lot when you got hooked on them.
"I need a drink, this is one hell of a bombshell."
>"Drink? You mean a drink or a...'DRINK'?"
"Water is fine really."
>"Okey dokey loki." Pinkie leaves the room.
>Twilight continues.
>"Needless to say, we wanted to meet you so we did some magic hocus pocus and poof here you are. Of course it took hard work we had your house built from the best pony contractor money could buy, we all pitched in. Furnished it and filled it full of your favorite things so you could feel more at home."
"Thank...You..."
>"I'm assuming you're going to need some new clothes." Rarity stated.
>You chuckle a bit still a bit red.
"Y-yeah I suppose."
 
>"Good just drop by when you feel you've learn the town and we'll get started on your measurements."
>You try not to make eye contact with any of them.
>"Relax darling, we've seen it all before."
>"I know this a bit backwards, But how about we get started on the house tour of your new home?" Twilight said.
"Sure thing."
>Pinkie comes back to the room and hooves you a glass of water.
>"Here ya go. It's tap water but it should do the trick."
>You take a sip, shocked from how sweet the water you nearly down it.
>This is your tap water from your new house.
"Holy shit this is tap water?! Too...good."
>"Heh heh ummm language... Mister." Fluttershy said.
>Seems she's not a big fan of profanity.
"Sorry."
>The house tour begins, the house fully furnished, food in the fridge.
>Posters of your favorite shows and movies.
>Framed pictures of themselves resting on shelves.
>It was pretty nice for a one story house. Even has a guest bedroom.
>The tour finishes and you could not be happier right now.
>"That should be pretty much it."
"Well this is certainly nice of you all to do this."
>"Oooh think nothing of darling, it's the least we can do for you after all" Rarity replied.
>Building a house for you is the least they can do? Holy shit what's the most they can do?
 
>"Why don't you get some rest ok? I'll be here tomorrow morning to give you the town tour." Twilight said.
"Ok cool, sounds like a plan."
>They give you one last group hug then leave, this is going to be great.
>A fresh new start.
>You sit back on the couch and give a deep sigh of relief.
>Your eyes begin to get heavy then you dose off.
>You slept peacefully.
>The next morning comes along.
>You get up and head for the bathroom to freshen up.
>You've got ponies to impress damn it.
>You finish your morning ritual.
>Go to the kitchen and began preparing your coffee. You're not too familiar with where everything is yet.
>You open a cabinet and notice there's no cream or sugar, but a sticky note on the inside of cabinet door.
>"Check the fridge. You'll love it.
-Pinkie-".
>You check the fridge and notice on the fridge door a you see another sticky note on a what seems to be bottle of an Equestrian product you read the note first.
>"For your precious coffee.
-Pinkie-".
>Then you read the bottle's name 'The J Mix'.
>Wut?
>These ponies.
>You fire up the coffee pot and waited a few minutes.
>Once it was ready you pour "The J Mix" into the coffee and take a sip. It was just the way you liked it. Perfect blend of sugar and cream and not too hot either.
>As you fall in love with this place more and more, a knock at the door.
 
>You answer it. It's Twilight and Fluttershy.
"Good morning, I assume the others had business to attend to."
>"Actually they're in town letting everyp0ny know not to panic if or when they see you." Twilight replied.
"That's a good idea."
>"Alright let's get started."
>You enter the town about 10 minutes later.
>For a good hour ponies everywhere greeted you welcoming you to the town.
>The Mayor seemed to really like you. You was just being your awesome self.
>Presents and gifts, pecks on the cheek, hugs and hand/hoof shakes from everywhere you go. >You forgot for a moment you're on a tour.
>Hell, you'll remember the town even more.
>You don't even bother wondering how they got all the gifts on the spot.
"Wow you ponies sure know how to roll out welcome wagon."
>"Yeah, that's just what we do."
>Noon arrives and you're energy is drained from such a great time in town.  
>Twilight and Fluttershy walk you back home.
>"Had fun James?" Fluttershy asked.
"Yeah, I could get use to this."
"Haha I bet, well I got some studying to do, you and Fluttershy have fun." Twilight said. >She gives you a hug and you almost dropped the gifts you were given while she hugged you.
>She lets go and goes on her merry way.
>"See ya around James!"
 
 
>You enter your house and welcome Fluttershy in.
>You put all the gifts on the kitchen table. You and Fluttershy have a seat at the table.  
"Can I interest you in something to drink Fluttershy?"
>"Oh just some apple soda will be nice, thanks."
>You go to the fridge and Apple soda was there indeed.
>Courtesy of Applejack.
>You pour you and her a class and take a sip in unison.  
>Fluttershy seemed to want to talk to you about something, but what?
"What's on ya mind Flutters?"
>"James from watching your life I can tell you have had a lot of tension recently before your big move."
"True."
>"Just want you to know that if you ever need a massage I'm your "go to" pony ok?" she said.
>She gives you a smile.
"Noted Fluttershy. I'll be sure to do so."
>God she's so adorable.
>You go about drinking the apple soda and having a good laugh or two for a few hours.
>You're a bit tired so you tell her you have to crash for the day.
>She thanks you for a good time and heads out.
>You go to bed and finally after a awesome day go to sleep peacefully.
>No roommates, no interruptions, all the privacy you could ask for and to top it all off?
>In the place you've only dreamed about living in. Life for the first time in months, had meaning.
 
>Next morning you wake up. Go to the bathroom and do your morning ritual.
>You was expecting a knock at the door as if it was some comedic Flutterape story.
>You chuckle to yourself from the thought. You needed some new clothes so visiting Rarity was on the to do list today.
>You can't expect to live the rest of your life here in these clothes.
>You skipped breakfast got ready and head out.  
>On your way to Rarity's you get a lot of "Hello there, sir", "Hiya cutie" ,"Top of the morning to ya" and what have you.
>The town has so much color and personality.
>So many smiles you almost get lost from it.
>You finally arrive at Rarity's and knock on the door. Almost instantly the door was answered but saw no one until you look down it's Sweetie Bell the adorable filly.
>You couldn't help but awww at sight of the filly. You squat down to her eye level.
"Hey there Sweetie Belle is your sister home?"
>"Why yes she's been expecting you come on in."
>"Thank you so much."
>You gently pet her mane.
>You walk in and you hear Rarity
>"Sweetie Bell who is it?"
>She looks and sees you her eyes widen she gasps in shock.
>"Well hello darling! I didn't think you'd be here so soon."
>She points to her sewing room
>"Well come on now there's no need to be shy. That's what Fluttershy is for dear."
>You laugh little bit.
 
>You go into the sewing room and Rarity closes the door behind you.
>"Alright James, take off all your clothes and spread your arms and legs I need to get accurate measurements to make sure you would be most comfortable when you wear your new clothes."
>A bit reluctant but you proceed to take them off except your underwear.
>Rarity gives you a stern look.
>"I do believe I said ALL your clothes, James."
"Is that really necessary?"
>"Yes, now please if you'd be so kind."
>You have no choice you know never argue with Rarity, she's doing you a favor.
>So you take them off and her jaw drops.
>"Oh...my.."
>She moves closer toward your junk
>"It's larger in person."
>You figured this would happen. You swear you heard God say 'You're welcome'.
>You need her to focus on the task at hand or...hoof. You really need new clothes.
"Ahem...Rarity, ummm could you-..."
"Oh yes right, the measurements."
>She blushes, she gets started on the measurements she's moving all over.
>You could've sworn you heard her moan but you think nothing of it she's just doing her job. >Jotting down all the measurements.
>Before you know it she's done.
 
>"Alright dear you can put your clothes back on. Come by in a tomorrow night I should have some ready for you."
>You put your clothes back on. Kind of quickly to keep her from focusing on your solider downstairs. You hear her sigh then speaks up.
>"You know darling, you don't ALWAYS have to wear clothes, I'm willing to bet ponies won't make a big deal out of it."
"Thanks but I'd prefer to wear clothes."
>"Why? You have a nicely built body, don't be afraid to show it off hmm?"
"Alright Rarity, thanks for everything."
>She smiles "Anytime dear, now if you'll excuse me I've got some business to attend to."
>She gently pushes you out of her sewing room clothes it and begins working.
>You shrug and begin to head out the door. You want to go back to your house. But you figured you should at least admire the town a little more.
>As you walk and whistle a tune, you notice Rainbow Dash is following you by walking.
>You know something is up. You don't know why she's doing this. She didn't really say much when you met.
"Umm...Can I help you with something?"
>"Yeah, you see, I kinda feel like a jerk for not saying much the day before. It was your big day and I look forward to meeting you but I choked. Just wondering if you want to hang out?"
>Oh Rainbow Dash, she's such a bro.
"You're damn right I want to, What do you have in mind?"
>"Did you eat anything yet?"
"Nope just kinda skip that today. I rushed over to Rarity's so she can get some measurements for making my new clothes."
>"How about we go to SugarCube Corner? Whatever you want my treat whaddya say?"
>"Lead the way Rainbro."
>She blushes a bit from your little nickname.
>As you two are walking towards The SugarCube Corner, you and Rainbow are chatting just about everything, laughing at her stories it was no point in telling her any of yours she knows everything about you.
>You wish there was some kind of mystery.
 
>You arrive at the SugarCube Corner.
>You see Pinkie and Applejack having their own little chat.
>It doesn't really seem to be busy right now.
>No customers.
>They look over to see who's walking in.
>They see it's you they go bonkers sort of speak.
>"Heya James, can I interest you in a Coffee Cupcake?"
>They have those wut?
"L-O-L wat?"
>They all start laughing at your response.
>They know every inside joke, every term , lingo and phrases you would most likely use.
>It feels good not having to explain your actions.
"Wow you ponies really did your homework."
>"Haha we sure did, now how about that coffee cupcake?"
"Maybe another time Pinkie. I'll just have 4 chocolate glazed doughnuts and a cup of coffee and go heavy on the cream and sugar."
>"Haha so in other words 'The Usual'." Pinkie replied.
"The Usual?"
>"Yup we have it on the menu because of you, it's been there for years."
>She points to the menu and there's 'The Usual' on the menu displayed.
>"We know it's your favorite thing to order, so we thought we make a little tribute to you."
"That's awesome!"
>"Best part about it, it really brings in business. A lot of ponies love 'The Usual'."
>She's gets the order ready on the counter.
>"That'll be 4 bits please."
>Rainbro pays for the meal.
"Thanks a bunch Rainbro."
>"Eh it's no biggie... Bro."
>She gives you a hug and sighs deeply.
 
>Pinkie and AJ begin to awww.
>You and your bro sit at nearby table and Applejack joins you as well.
>You're at peace, you really don't know what you did to deserve this.
>Hell lucky is a understatement, but you try not to think about it.
>It still shows on your face.
>"What's buggin' ya sugarcube?"
>You blush a little bit, God you love it when she calls you that.
>You try to play it off, you don't want to worry her.
"Oh, pfff, nothing don't worry about it AJ."
>She moves in closer, her eyes lock onto yours.
>You can't look away you want the order bell to ring, something before those eyes begin to work their magic.
>"Don't give me that bull spit. Ah want the truth. Now Ah'll ask again, what's buggin' ya sugarcube?"
>You try to break eye contact but those eyes. God those eyes.
>You spill the beans.
"What's bugging me is the divine quality of The Luck of the Irish I seem to have. Here I am thanks to a random chance. There are people who would through hell and back just to see your eyes personally, much less actually living here. Yet here I am."
>"Ah suppose that can throw ya for a loop."
>"Orders ready!" Pinkie shouted.
>You get up and grab your order.
>Sit back at the table. You figured you thank Rainbow Dash again.
"Thanks again Dash, I'll be sure pay ya back."
>"What? please no need. Your company is payment enough if anything dude. Hey speaking of payment what are ya gonna do for a job?"
"Hmm...good question. I'll look around."
>"There's no need to look sugarcube. Sweet Apple Acres could use some help. The pay is pretty decent. How about it?"
>She said it! Oh she can call you sugarcube all day.
"Applejack you're a saint."
 
>Half an hour passes you already finish your breakfast, but you're just relaxing for the time being with what feels like long lost friends you didn't know you had.
>Applejack went into deeper detail of the job she had for you and Pinkie Pie doing her hyperactive thing making you laugh and Rainbow Dash is in chill mode.
>Noon Arrives you and Rainbow leave the SugarCube Corner. Both of you walk through town.
"That was fun, Rainbow, but it's about time for me to head home."
>"At noon?"
>"For lunch of course."
>Suddenly you feel somep0ny tug on your shirt tail you look down
>It's AppleBloom and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Awww she looks so cute with that little bow on her head.
>"Excuse us sir, We are..."
>Oh God, here it comes.
>"THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!!" the three fillies said in unison.
>Your ears began to ring.
"Well hello, What can I do for you all?"
>Awww they're so cute! Must refrain from pinching their cute cheeks.
>You now understand old people.
>"We are Rarity's Messengers for today, she says to visit her as soon as possible for she has finished sewing your new clothes." AppleBloom said.
"Really?! Damn that was fast as hell."
>"*GASP* oooooOOOOOooo. You can't say that! You should be in detention!" Sweetie Belle said. >Oh shit that's right they're fillies.
>Note to self: watch your language around the cute fillies.
>"That's three bits in the Swear Jar!" Applebloom shouts.
"I'm sooo sorry for my harsh language girls, can you forgive me?"
>They huddle together all you can hear random bits of the conversation.
 
>"...Ah mean he did was sorry..."
>"....I like him, he was so nice this morning"
>"...But...get the *mumble mumble...*"
>They turn and look at you
>"OK! We forgive you!"
>They put there hooves out
>"For three bits that is!"
>You pat yourself down as if you're looking for you wallet then put a sad look on your face. >You look at Rainbow to see if she'll help you out.
>She gives that 'You're on your own' look.
>You decided to play it smart.
"I.... Didn't... Bring any bits with me today... I was just going on a walk with my friend Rainbow Dash because she's awesome..."*
>You sniffle a bit
"I didn't think I needed bits today."
>You manage to drop one tear to sell the act.
>Their faces begin to look a little sad.
>They seem to feel like jerks and then Scootaloo brought it home for you.
>"Come on girls! We should let him slide this one time. Not to mention... Rainbow Dash... IS HIS FRIEND!!!"
>"Yeah so? That don't make em' special." Applebloom replied.
>"So?! So?! We're talking Rainbow Dash the main reason why The Elements of Harmony got THEIR CUTIE MARKS!"
>"Ok ok ok Ah think you proved yur point shut up, shit."
>Applebloom gasps in shock.
>"Oops."
 
>You and Rainbow began sneaking away while the fillies get caught up in their own crisis. >Got away safely.
>As you and Rainbow Dash walk toward Rarity's place, you can't help but laugh at the fillies.
>That's going to be a good story to tell.
>You arrive at Rarity's place with tears of laughter in your eyes from the silly fillies.
>You knock on the door.
>No answer, you knock on the door again only a little bit louder.
>"It's Open Dear, Just come in." Rarity said loud enough to hear her.
>You walk in and there's Rarity having a cup of tea at a table.
>She seems calm.
>Maybe she's on a little break.
>You decide to humor her a little bit.
"I have received word from your messengers."
>Rarity chuckles a little.
>"Aren't they a hoof full? But yes I did in fact finish making your clothes."
"That fast? How?"
>"Believe me darling I was just as shocked, but nonetheless I finished."
>She uses her magic to give your freshly pressed shirts and pants in a custom bag.
>You thank her for everything she's done for you and head for home.
>As you're on your way back you see the three fillies still fighting in their cloud of violence.
>You would break up the fight, but you have to get home.
>Rainbow still with you still laughing at the fillies.
>They sure can get violent, you'd hate to see them in their teen years.
 
>You finally arrive home.
>You thank Rainbow Dash for a great time.
>It almost felt like an end of a date from how the conversation went.
>Rainbow hugs you and flies away into the sky.
>You go to you bedroom closet to put up the clothes.
>As you put them up you can't help but admire Rarity's work.
>She knows just what you like. Damn "Harmless" data huh?
>You hang up the last of the clothes then something catches your eye.
>Something in the dark corner of your closet you see a huge cardboard box.
>You grab it pull it to bring it out into the bedroom light.
>It was pretty heavy so it took a bit of a struggle but nothing you couldn't handle.
>On the top was a note which said "For you when you're lonely."
>It didn't say who it was from.
>You open it only to be left speechless.
>Random pictures of the Mane 6 in suggestive positions, dripping wet marehoods, them rubbing themselves.
>Some licking the tip of bananas giving a hint what they could do.
>Wearing sexy outfits the more you dug the sexier they got they were spanking each other.
>They were even pegging each other and the titles of the picture were clever one with a close up of Rainbow Dash's mare hood dripping all over a pillow case.
>Titled 'Taste the Rainbow'.
>One where Applejack laying her back with her legs spread, stuffing sugarcubes in her marehood titled 'Where Apple juice REALLY comes from'.
>Another where Twilight was horn banging Fluttershy and squirted in Twilight's face titled 'The Magic Touch'
>You keep digging and you reach the very bottom of the box there was another note was one last picture with all of them looking right back at you with lust in their eyes.
>The note simply said 'Lets Play...James'.
 
End of Chapter 2