>You are Anon.
>In your own dream island.
>Restricted by your banana hammock.
>Oh yeah, and Zalgo Twilight is making herself comfortable in your dream it seems.
>Apparently, she's been looking for you.
>God knows why.
>You close your eyes.
"Wake up wake up wake up!"
>"Panic all you like, I get moist from your fright."
>Why is she rhyming?
>You keep your eyes closed.
>Not that it helps.
>Wait...
>Did she say she gets off to you panicking?
>Seriously, bitches be crazy.
>You feel hoof lightly rub your cheek.
>Wait, you know this is a dream.
>You're lucid dreaming.
>You get an idea and hope it works.
"You are a PICKLE!"
>Zalgo Twilight bursts into a fit of laughter.
>Bloody tears burst from her blacked out non-existent eyes.
>Some of the bloody tears land on your cool shades.
>You look at the drops of blood and see evil faces forming.
>This is way too creepy. You toss the cool shades into the black dirt.
>"Nice try Anon, that doesn't work on me."
 
>Welp, you're fresh out of ideas.
>Wait, there's one more.
>A random person pops up.
>"Look at me! I'm a target!"
>Zalgo Twilight takes a look around.
>From her being distracted, the banana hammock you're in loosens it's grip.
>You jump out of it and hit the ground running.
>"Hey! Get back here!"
>Nope.jpg
>You start running at the speed of 1000 Kenyans.
>Literally.
>It's your dream.
>You don't look back.
>You keep running and hope you wake up.
>"Oh Anoooon!"
>You keep running.
>As you run through the thick forest of relaxing palm trees, you notice there's some kind of tropical civilization. Huts and shacks and little tiki bars.
>You run into a nearby hut and close and lock the door behind you.
>You lean your back against the door and breathe heavily.
>Wait, should you be tired from running in a dream?
 
>You look through the peep hole of the door.
>All you see is black.
>Total darkness. Nothing to be seen.
>You don't recall it being night.
>Fucking dreams!
>You bang your head against the door really hard from your frustration.
>"Ow my eye! Getting violent are we?"
>Wait...
>You was looking at her eye?!
>You was watching her watch you and you didn't even know it.
>That's fucking creepy.
>You shout and jump back, hitting a table in the process.
>This is one hell of a nightmare.
>Heck pun intended.
>This is some scary shit.
>You clutch the heart in your chest, trying to remain calm.
>For fuck's sake, wake up!
>Suddenly you see the evil entity phase through the door.
>Walking calmly to you as she maintains a evil grin on her face.
>You try and back away, only to have that pesky table blocking your path.
>She gets closer to you as she switches her hips as she trots.
>You're frozen in fear.
>Only a few inches away from you now.
>She stands on her hind legs and places her forearms on your shoulders.
>"I told you already, there's no escape."
 
>She moves her face closer to yours with that same creepy as fuck grin.
>You shove her off of you, and she lands on all-fours.
>"Stop resisting, let me show you what you've been missing."
>Seriously, why is she rhyming?!
>It's ridiculous.
>"Oh is the rhyming not working for you? Okay I'll stop."
>Wait...
>Is she reading your mind?
>"Well yeah, not hard to do, really."
>She stands back on her hind legs and puts her front hoofs on your shoulder.
>You two are face to face.
>She begins a evil laugh.
>The blood dripping from her eyes and rolling down her purple cheeks.
>The pitch black holes in her head you call eyes seem to be focused on you.
>"I told you Anon, you can't win this fight."
>Suddenly, you wake up from your dream.
>In a cold sweat and your heart racing.
>And you're yelling at the top of your lungs, in panic.
"Holy sweet fuck!"
>You wipe your face with the blanket Femanony gave you while you were sleep.
>That's nice of her.
 
>You look at the clock to check the time.
>3:37pm
>Damn, good thing you're off today.
>You notice a note on the coffee table that's in front of the couch you slept on.
>You pick it up and read it.
"Hey Anon, I'm off to work, I'll be back around 4 today in the afternoon. Make yourself at home and please lock up if you leave and clean up any mess you make.
-Femanony-"
>That's nice of her.
>Time to hit the fridge!
>You fling off the couch and shuffle your way to the fridge.
>You open it up and see a box of unfinished pizza.
>You open the box of pizza.
>You're met with 2 slices of pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham toppings.
"Femanony I love you."
>You grab the two slices and put them on a plate and toss the empty box in the trash can.
>Then your gracefully guide that plate into the microwave.
>You set the time for 25 seconds.
>Despite having that nightmare, having pizza with the best toppings known to mankind can really take the edge off.
>It's like the dream never happened.
>Only it did.
>You going to have to do your best to stay awake.
 
>The slices of heavenly pizza is ready.
>You grab the plate and have a seat on the couch.
>You begin enjoy your snack as you watch TV.
>Still a bit paranoid about sleeping.
>That was one hell of a dream.
>You have no idea if you'll ever sleep peacefully again.
>You finish your pizza and put the plate up
>That was delicious.
>You want more.
>You're thoughts are interrupted by Femanony walking through the door.
>"Well, I see you're still here. How much food will I have buy?" She said jokingly.
"Ha ha, I just had the last two slices of pizza in the fridge, and I just woke up."
>"I had pizza?"
"Yeah, there was two slices of meat lovers pizza."
>"I haven't ordered pizza or ate pizza for 2 weeks. What are you talking about?"
"Are you serious?"
>"Of course I'm serious."
"Check the trash can, I threw the pizza box in there."
>She walks into the kitchen and checks the trash can.
>"Hey dumbass, the trash is empty."
>wut.jpg
"What? How can this be? I just finished the two slices of pizza."
>"Well, either you're crazy or your just messin' around."
"But I-"
>"Tell you what, why don't we go out to eat tonight?"
 
"That sounds nice actually."
>"Yeah, let's get your mind off your stress."
"I'm in."
>"Great, now I gotta hop in the shower and freshen up. You should do the same at your place."
"Alright cool."
>"Awesome, drop by around 8 okay? We'll go out on and get your mind off this Zalgo Twilight."
"You got it."
>You get off the couch and hug her before leaving.
>You thank her for you letting your stay the night.
>Now to head back home.
>Which is only seconds away.
>You make your way to your apartment.
>You grab your keys from your pocket and unlock the door.
>As you walk into your apartment you notice your lights are back on.
>Thank God.
>You toss your keys and wallet on your desk.
>You walk into your bedroom and grab a fresh set of clothes.
>You step into your bathroom and set your clothes on a nearby shelf.
>Time to freshen up and do the morning ritual.
>Well, noon ritual anyway.
 
>Shower, shit, shave.
>You dry off and put on your fresh clothes.
>You walk into the living room.
>Time to check your email
>You wonder how much spam you're going to get.
>You log onto your computer.
>Wait for it to boot.
>And wait....
>And wait.....
>The computer finally loads up.
>You login and check your email.
>No spam today.
>That's a relief.
>You did get a new message in your inbox.
>No subject but an email address.
>Formylove@zmail.com.
>That's not creepy.
>You click and open the message.
>Only to read two words.
>"Hello Sweetie."
>You also notice there's a file attached to it.
>the file name was "Love_knows_no_bounds.ztwi".
>Well that's just weird.
 
>You attempt to click the back button, but it seems your cursor had different plans.
>Your cursor clicks the download button.
>Oh hell no.
>You gotta squash that shit.
>You try and click the cancel button, but it's not an option because you can't click it.
>It's faded out making it unclickable.
>Well son of a bitch.
>The file finishes downloading.
>Then the computer abruptly shuts down.
>Well damn, so much for that.
>You turn the computer back on.
>It loads instantly.
>You don't remember it being this fast.
>Usually it's like starting up a car engine on a cold Monday morning.
>You log into your computer again.
>You figured you should watch some TV shows online.
>Because you're an awesome hacker like that.
>Okay not really, your just know a list of sites where you can watch movies and TV shows.
>As you browse through the internet, you notice your speed is much faster than before.
>You find an episode of you're favorite show and begin watching.
 
>About 3 minutes in, you notice something moving at the bottom right of your screen.
>It's like a little speck of purple.
>Like a shape of a pony.
>Oh God, It's Zalgo Twilight.
>She poofs up a chair and popcorn and has a seat and begins watching the episode with you.
>Seriously, for some evil entity she's just being silly.
>She waves at you and knocks on the screen.
>"Hey, want some popcorn?"
>What the hell is happening?
>You close out the episode and walk straight to bed.
>You free fall into it.
>You roll around on your back and look at the ceiling.
>Today has just been weird.
>The whole 'there's no pizza' thing really creeped you out.
>You look over to the clock on your nightstand.
>5:36 pm.
>Well you still have a few hours to get some rest.
>Not that you want to rest.
>Crazy ponies are crazy.
>You don't want to run into "her" again.
>Shit was scary son.
>Nope.jpg
 
>You don't know when you'll see sleep again.
>But you really would like to get her out of your head.
>Endless nightmares isn't your cup of tea.
>Not by a long shot.
>You've got to get your mind off that evil being.
>Then suddenly, thoughts of Femanony fill your head.
>Oh yeah, now that's a nice cup of tea.
>You begin thinking what if you might get some much needed pussy tonight.
>That would be nice.
>Thoughts of Femanony moaning as she bends over floods your mind.
>Sweet Jesus she's got an ass on her.
>Next thing your know your boner stands at attention asking for a nice polish.
>Well damn, you can't argue with that.
>You pull down your pants and give your boner it's much needed attention.
>You hear Femanony's voice in your head as you stroke your member.
>"Mmmm~ more daddy."
>That's it.
>"I'll bend over for you any day baby."
>Fuck yeah that's the stuff.
>You imagine her on her bed with her legs spread open and pussy her dripping wet.
>"Please, I must have it now."
>You can't argue with that now can you?
>You walk up to her and her legs wrap around your hips.
>You penetrate her with your throbbing cock.
>"Aaaah~ Yeeees MOAR!!"
 
>You're having a good time with yourself.
>As you're in your little world of pleasure, you begin to reach your climax.
>Suddenly, you notice Femanony turning purple.
"What the hell?"
>She begins to shrink in size.
>Her eyes turn charcoal black and blood red pupils in the center.
>Blood begins to leak from her eye sockets.
>A horn grows from the middle of the forehead.
>Her hands and feet turn into hooves
>You now see Zalgo Twilight wrapping her legs around you begging for more.
>"I don't mind you being rough my love." She said as she looks into your eyes with her bloody and blacked out eyes.
>You instantly stop stroking your member.
>Well that killed the mood and boner.
>Great, you can't even fap in peace.
>The shit your put up with.
>Your boner dies down and you go back to just laying on your back looking at the ceiling.
>With your pants half way and boner exposed.
>What is your life coming to?
>Fuck.
>"Hey why'd you stop?"
>What the fuck? Oh God no.
>It seems this is only the beginning of this crazy day and it's only 5 in the afternoon.
>"Oh of course it just started, hun. You have no idea..."
 
End of Part 2