>You are Anon.
>And it appears you've been welcomed to Equestria with open arms.
>It even seems you may have found a new smoking buddy.
>You're laying on the couch with Fluttershy laying on top of you squeeing for joy.
>Hugging you tightly, you're barely able to breath.
“Umm, Flutters...I kinda need to breath here.”
>She loosens her death grip and chuckles nervously.
>”Sorry about...I'm just happy you're here.”
>Suddenly, you feel the hit that you took finally get to you.
>You begin to notice the saliva in your mouth swishing around.
>Colors seem to have a pulse as they seem to come alive.
>You close your eyes.
>You suddenly feel heavier or some kind of barrage of arrows are pushing you down.
>You lick your teeth and feel and taste the texture of chips seasoning you had a few hours ago.
>You feel a mental sound in your head making you want to dance for some weird reason.
>A thwong like sound as you hear random words.
>“Walljup, cletus, walljup, cleeetus. Thwoona thoon thwoooong”
>All you can do is sit back, relax and jam to the mental track of your high mental state.
>You wonder if anyone else experience the same thing.
>”Can I try the Bad Wolf?”
>You open your eyes and suddenly the weight that was pushing you down is gone.
>You look over to Fluttershy with her high self.
“Flutters, you sure? You're pretty gone already.”
>”Please? I just want to try it.”
>This is just too cute.
“Oh alright.”
 
 
>You grab Bad Wolf from the table and hand it to her.
>She grabs the lighter and prepares herself to take a hit.
>You should probably coach her or something.
“Okay, Flutters all ya gotta do is-”
>”I know how to do it, I learned from watching you.”
>....
>Well alrighty then.
>She flicks the lighter a few time, you have no idea how she's going that.
>Once the flame became constant, she places her lips on the bong and begins to inhale.
>She inhales as much as she can, then she lifts the bowl and inhales the rest of the smoke.
>You're on the edge of you seat, trying to see how long she'll hold the hit in.
>She holds it in for a few more seconds more and then lets go.
>Coughing violently, she places Bad Wolf back on the table.
>”Ho-holy shiiiiiit.”
“Flutters? You okay?”
>She puts a hoof on her chest and breathes slowly.
>”Let me just....whew, Celestia, that was....wow.”
>She turns to look at you, you notice her eyes are beginning to change color.
>You know that color anywhere.
>Oh yeah, she's high.
>Fucking Flutterhigh.
>She lays her head on your lap.
>”Dude...I'm...so gone right now.”
>You chuckle a little bit.
>”Hey, we should get something to eat.”
“Oooh shit, you're right. I'll order pizza.”
>”What in the high hash hay is pizza?”
>Wat.
 
 
>Oh God, they don't have pizza?
>Well...shit. That's a bummer.
“Never mind, so what are we gonna eat?”
>”I'll make us some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.”
“Oh my God yes! PB and J all day!!”
>She starts to laugh her ass off as she gets off the couch.
>Finally she stands up and stands in place for a few seconds.
“Oh yeah, you're gone.”
>”Am I gone? Or really here?”
>Yup, she's definitely your new smoking buddy.
“I...hmmm...”
>”Anywho, Ima fix up some sandwiches.”
“You mean samiches.”
>”Samiches?”
“Yeah, samiches.”
>”I like the sound of that, samiches...”
>She laughs to herself as she walks to the kitchen to make some samiches.
>Samiches, you're gonna milk that word dry until it has no meaning what so ever.
>You prop your feet on the couch and lay back.
>You check your phone for the time
>9:85 pm.
>You shake your head and check again.
>9:65 pm.
“What?”
>9:55 pm.
>Damn, what is in this stuff?
 
 
>You go through a few notes you left on your phone.
>Phrases you must get started in your circle of friends.
>Mumble to yourself as you go through the list and arguing with yourself.
“Hmmm, “Kill that noise.” I like that one.”
“Nah , man that won't stick. How about “Oh my damn, peanut butter and jam”? That one has potential.”
“Dude, that's silly, it'll never stick either. Who says that anyway?”
“Okay, umm how about “Don't hate, obliterate”? Come on, that's pure gold man.”
“Hmmm maybe, “What is this Tom Foolery?” Why do I even have that one on my list?”
“Hey we can make it work man, but then again who goes around asking that anyway?”
“Jc would, the fucker probably put that one in here when I wasn't looking.”
“That's Jc for you.”
“I guess.”
“Dude, you really gotta stop talking to yourself.”
“But it's fun.”
“Weirdo.”
>Fluttershy comes back with a fuck ton of PB& J samiches on a plate balanced on her left wing.
>You're not even going to bother questioning.
>Bitch got balance.
>She slides them on the table smoothly.
>”Scoot over mister.”
>You move your legs off the couch and let Fluttershy have a seat.
>She grabs a sandwich
>Oh wait, correction.
>Samich
 
 
>You stop her just in time from eating it. There's something she must experience.
>”Hey! What the hay? I'm hungry.”
“Fluttershy, you remember what a peanut butter and jelly samich taste like right?”
>”Duh silly.”
“Okay, now I want you to take a bite of it, but close your eyes and chew it slowly.”
>She nods in agreement and closes her eyes and takes a bite of it.
>You watch her as she chews slowly.
>Her eyes spread open, her pupils expand and begin to sparkle.
>How are they sparkling?
>Probably some kinda of Equestria magic that get installed into ponies when they're born or some shit.
>She takes the samich away from her mouth then swallows the bit the she had bitten and gasps.
>”wat?”
>You chuckle a little bit.
>Okay, you just flat out laughed.
>Okay, you lost your sides and in a few days they'll show up on a milk carton.
>”Stop laughing, you fucker.”
“Oh wow, such language Flutters, you kiss your mom with that mouth?” you said jokingly.
>Your attention turns to the plate of Godly PB&J sandwiches and reach for one.
>”No, I kiss you with this mouth.”
>Suddenly, you feel Fluttershy's hoof grab the bottom of you chin as she turns your face to face hers.
>You notice her face is getting closer to hers.
“Flutters?”
>She moves even closer.
“What are you doin'?”
>She perks up her lips and is practically an inch from yours.
“Flutters?”
>She puts on a grin.
“Staaahp.”
 
>Her lips meet yours and she begins to explore her mouth with her tongue.
>You do your best to push her away and break the kiss, but no use. She's already got her arms wrapped around your neck.
>In a complete lip lock against your will by a pony.
>Well, pegasus pony.
>Come to think of it, in a way, that's kinda awesome.
>Jc is going to flip his shit and every table he encounters when he finds out a female pegasus forced you to make out with her while smoking some Mary Jane with her.
>You can see the jelly jump out of his jugulars.
>Oi! Focus man! A pony is molesting your mouth with her tongue!
>Since when did your brain say “Oi”?
>People be crazy.
>Jinx! Jinx!
>Bitch shut up!
>Ol' high ass.
>Fuck is this really the shit you think when you're high while forced into a snogging session?
>Fluttershy begins to lean forward, putting you on your back while you two lay on the couch.
>You finally push her away just in time before things get out of hand.
“Flutters, what the hell?”
>”Oh sorry, I just... Oh fuck I just made this weird didn't I?”
“I...why would you? FlutterWHY.”
>”I'm sorry I just...I dunno.”
>There's a moment of silence as she lays on top of you.
>Then suddenly you two burst into laughter.
>”Fuck, I'm so gone right now.”
“Samiches?”
>”Yes, samiches.”
 
 
>The next 2 hours consisted of you and Fluttershy snacking and smoking and telling lame jokes.
“Pfff, okay I got a good one.”
>”Make it punny.”
“Why is having sex while camping so great?”
>She cocks her head to the side.
>”Uhhh why?”
“Because it's fucking in tents!”
>She begins bursting into laughter.
>”Oh wow, that was so bad, it's good.”
“Yup, hey where am I gonna sleep anyway?”
>”Well, you can sleep with me in my room.”
“And have you rape me with your tongue? I think not.”
>”Oh come on, you know you liked it.”
>She pokes her hoof at your side jokingly.
“How about I just sleep on the couch?”
>”Oooh please can you sleep in my room? I hate being lonely.”
>She gives you the sad eyes.
>Oh god damn it that's so cheating.
“Alright fine, but I'll sleep on the floor.”
>”Foolish! You're sleeping in my bed”
“But I-”
>”I won't take no for an answer you're sleeping in my bed and that's final.”
>When did she get so alpha?
>”Well, I'm gonna go to sleep, come on up when you're ready okay sweetie?”
“Okay.”
>She gets off the couch and gives you a wink as she heads up stairs.
>Both kinds of winking.
>”Goodnight hun.”
>Good God, she wants da dick huh?
>Fuck.
 
 
>Okay, lets recap what happened tonight.
>You got a new smoking buddy who's chill as fuck.
>Had some PB&J samiches.
>Got mouth raped by Fluttershy's tongue.
>Had a good time and jokes were had here and there.
>Today was a good day for the most part.
>You look at your phone to see how much longer the battery is going to last.
>69%
“HA! Oh makes me laugh every time.”
>Your phone charger is at home and from the looks of it, its gonna die in the next few hours.
>Holy shit, you should probably write down the phrases you plan on using.
>You go through your bag and grab your note book and a pen.
>You start jotting down everything that's important and the funny phrases.
>They must live on!
>Almost finished with the phrases and other exciting shit.
>Once done with that, you put the notebook back into your back pack.
>You're getting a little sleepy.
>Time to hit the hay.
>You walk upstairs, as gone as you were, you nearly missed a step or two.
>Luckly, you have “Feer rike a ninja” mode activated so no worries there.
>You make it upstairs, but you don't know which room is Fluttershy's.
>Well there weren't that many door anyway.
>As if on cue, you hear a noise coming from behind on of the doors.
>You Solid Snake your way to the door and put your ear to it.
>”MmmMmm....Soooo goood....”
>Dafuq is she doing?!
 
 
>You fling open the door hoping to catching her in the act of pleasing herself.
>You have no idea why.
>You suppose it's because you want to have those “AHA! Busted!” moments.
>Well, she was, but not what you thought she was doing.
>She had another lovely green nugget, slowly munching it down. Savoring it's flavor.
>Bitches be crazy.
>She's very sneaky sneaky, you're going to have to keep a close eye on her.
“Hey! What the hell? Come on, we gotta make Mary Jane last Flutters.”
>”Oh sorry, I couldn't resist.”
“Ugh, just...only smoke it with me, okay? What are we gonna do if we run out?”
>”I-I guess you're right, sorry.”
“You're forgiven, now I gotta get some sleep.”
>She moves over enough for you to lay down.
>Her bed is way bigger than it should be.
>Eh, that just means there's enough room for you to fit.
>You plop on the bed lazily and rest your head on a pillow.
>Fluttershy snuggles up next to you.
>You drift into peaceful sleep.
>Thankfully there wasn't any funny business while the two of you slept.
>A few hours later you wake up.
>Fluttershy still in bed with you.
>You hop out of bed and head downstairs.
>Fuck, you should really get some clothes if you plan on staying here.
>You make your way to the couch and prepare for a quick wake and bake session.
>The bowl still has some green in it so that's not bad.
>You hop on the couch and get your lighter out of your pocket and grab the bong.
>Time to go on a early flight.
 
 
>You burn out the rest of the unfinished bowl and inhale the fumes of mental bliss.
>You place Bad Wolf back down and sit back on the couch.
>Oh yeah, today you're going to be a lazy fuck.
>All ya gotta do now is wait for Fluttershy to wake up and cook something.
>Suddenly a knock at the door.
>Who could that be?
>You do you lazy shuffle to the door and answer it.
>Your eyes are met with a purple unicorn.
>You don't know why, but you're getting a smarty pants vibe.
“H-hello can I help you?”
>She gasps.
>”BACK YOU HEATHEN!!”
“What?”
>Suddenly, you're magic blasted away from the door.
>Fuck, that stung.
>Next thing you know the purple bitch jumps on you hitting you with her hooves.
>Ha ha, they feel like hardened marshmellows.
“Hey, cut it out what are  you-”
>”I swear if you hurt my friend Fluttershy so help me-”
“What are you talking about you crazy horse!!”
>”What did you call me?!”
>She uses her magic to pick you up and throw you across the room and you crash on a nearby stand that has a plant sitting on it.
“Ow what the hell?!”
>The pot falls on your head.
“Fuuuuuck!!”
 
 
>Suddenly, you hear a set of hooves troting downstairs in a rushing manner.
>”Anon?! Are you okay?!”
>Fluttershy sees you and rushes to your aid.
>You're still in a daze and you being high is only making it more vivid.
“Ow.”
>”Anon! What happened?!”
“Alright so that purple bitch-”
>”Excuse me?! This purple bitch has a name.”
>”Twilight please, he's harmless. He's a friend of mine, he's lost. Just showed up here yesterday.”
>Oh so her name is Twilight huh?
>You'll get her back for this.
>She gasps.
>”Oh my Celestia, I'm sooo sorry!”
>She rushes over to you and hugs you.
“I duh, what is happening?”
>”Sorry about that misunderstanding, any friend of Fluttershy's is a friend of mine, well, except Discord, I still don't trust him Shy.”
>”Oh for the love of-”
“Who?”
>”Oh no one important, just the God of Chaos.”
>wat.
“wat?”
 
>God of Chaos? Are these nig nogs cereal?
>Wow, did you really just think that?
>”Yeah, he's a new friend of mine, I haven't really talked to him though. He's off doing his own thing.”
“Oh...okay.”
>Twilight lets go and apologizes once again.
>”Again sorry about that.”
“Yeah yeah, we're cool.”
>”So Twilight what brings you here?”
>”Oh just stopped by to let you know, Rarity needed a volunteer for fitting some dresses.”
>”Oh I don't mind, I just have to feed the animals and I'll be on my way, why couldn't you do it?”
>”I've got some studying to do. And speaking of study. Who and what are you?” She said pointing at you.
“My names Anonymous, but I prefer Anon and I'm a human being. That's H-U-M-A-N. I like junk food, deep thoughts, long walks and mind blowing talks and occasionally read books.”
>Twilight's face brightens and looks at Fluttershy. “I like him already.”
>”Hey back off he's mine.”
“Whoa whoa, ladies. Calm down, I'm with no one.”
>You walk your way back to the couch to clean out the bowl, there's nothing left anyways.
>Twilight walks over to you and has a seat.
>”Now what's all this you got here?”
“I'm so glad you asked Twilight. Allow me to explain....”
 
End of Part 2