I'm pretty sure someone has done a story like this. But here's just another little story I wrote. It won't be my main focus but there will be more parts of it. I hope you enjoy.   Stoner in Equestria   >You are Anon >And you're having a smoking session with your best buddies. >With a few good friends of yours. >Well there's only three of you. >Friends who goes by Cool Shades Guy and Jc. >Whatever Jc stands for... >Your friends are fucking awesome. >You're at Cool Shades Guy's house right now. >Chips, sodas, bongs and joints sit on the table. >You and Cool Shades Guy are relaxing on a couch and Jc is sitting only on some comfy looking recliner by the table. >Needless to say, you're walking on clouds right now. >You fire up the next joint you just rolled and put it to your lips. >You inhale as much as you can and hold it in. >Gonna break the record today. >”Is he gonna break the record Jc?” >”Nah man, no one can beat NinJesus' record.” >Oh yeah, there's another friend who goes by NinJesus. >God only knows how he ended up with that name. >Sadly, he couldn't make it today. >You exhale, coughing violently in the process. “Fuuuuck.” >Cool Shades Guy and Jc laugh up a storm knocking over chips. >Party foul goes to Jc. >He's gonna have to smoke out of the Mesmerizer Paralyzer. >A bong that has a swirl of different colors, literally. >The bowl is only packed with the finest of your dear friend Mary Jane. >Gotta love her. >A hit from that bong can certainly open eyes. >If Jc ever does, he goes on and on about the multiverse about how there's sextillion different mystical creatures watching us from different universes. >Shit gets creepy too. >The storm of laughter dies down and soda and chips has never been more sexier to look at. “Jc, spilling chips, party foul man. Time to be mesmerized.” >”Fuck.”   “Hey, next time try to keep your sides intact.” >”Ha! Damn can't wait for this, I wonder what Jc's gonna open our minds about today.” >Jc grabs the Mesmerizer Paralyzer and a nearby lighter. >The bowl is already packed. >You and your other friend watch closely as he takes the hit. >He inhales deeply, after a few seconds he pulls the bowl up out of the tray and gets the rest of the remaining smoke. >He holds it in for a few seconds. >All eyes on him now. >After a few seconds he exhales and coughs up a storm. >”Fuuuuuck.” >You and your other friend laugh. >You grab a bag of barbecue chips and engage  crunch n' munch mode. “So Jc, any crazy nonsense you have in your mind you wanna tell us about?" >”Dude, yes.” >”Alright what?” Cool Shades Guy said. >”Think about ok, now just think about what I'm about to say...” >You and Cool Shades Guy lean in on the edge on your seats. >”Every story ever told is either true... or hasn't happened yet.” “Wat?” >”Holy....” “Jc, you're weird man.” >”Yeah, I know, but whatever man. I get bitches, who cares?” “Hey speaking of bitches, did Stacey and Ruby ever text you back?” >”Yeah, they can't make it, jobs and shit.” “Fuck, no bitches today?” >”Hey man, it's not the end of the world.” Cool Shades Guy said. >"On another note, I got this thing going on in these Flutterrape threads..."Jc said. "What would that be?" >"Every time someone posts a cat, I get summoned." >He's weird but cool. Always talking nonsense. >Or as he likes to call 'Tom Foolery'. >Ha, that guy has problems.   >What the fuck is Flutterrape anyways? >Probably something to do with ponies people keep talking about. >Whatever in hell that's about. >You don't know a thing about it other than that. >"What...Dude why do you even go there?" Cool shades guy said. "What is your real name anyway?" You asked Jc. >"Come on Anon, you know I can't tell you that. None of you will ever know, no offense." "Well guys it's been cool, but I gotta go home man." >"Oh that's cool, hey here's that 5 I owe you man."Jc said. >Finally, you've been waiting 2 months for those 5 bucks. >"Oh dude, remember...don't blink." Cool Shades Guy said. >”Yeah, you just might miss the portal to a new world.” >What the fuck is that suppose to mean? >Eh, you'll figure out in time. >You're high right now so you're bound to confusingly understand simple complexities. >Wut? >You take the 5 dollars he gave you. >You grab your and backpack that contains a few bags of herb and a trusty bong. >The bongs name was “Bad Wolf”. >One of your closest friends. >Since you're pretty high right now, you don't want to attract attention. >You walk down the street. >You meet eyes with and elderly women, and she gives you a glare. >Shit, she knows. >Eh who cares, what is she gonna do anyways?   >You decided to head to the store for a quick snack on the way home. >You're really craving Ginger ale. >Damn Jc, he gets everyone hooked on it. >You make your way to the raggedy store, with the half torn 'Help Wanted' sign in the window. >Fling door open and it seems you're in a different world. >You don't remember the store having so many cupcakes. >So many dough nuts and cupcakes. >So many different colors mixed and matched. >Holy shit they look good. >Did they renovate or something? >No one seems to be around. >A lonely bell sits at the counter. >You walk up to the counter and ring the bell. >A pink blur and a smile meets you at the counter. >Clearly female. >"Well I haven't seen you before! What's your name?" "The name's Anonymous, but I prefer Anon, do you have any...ginger ale?" >"Nopey dopey lopey, that's at the store, can I interest you in a cupcake?" >That actually sounds good right now, fuck the store. >Hey, why is she pink all over? >She looks like a pony. >What the fuck did you smoke in that joint? >Just how high are you really? >Eh, enjoy this little trip while it lasts. >You could be asleep for all you know. "You know what? Yeah, and 2 chocolate glazed dough nuts." >"Alrighty tighty, that'll be 4 bits please." >Bits? How cute, she must mean dollars. >You pull out the 5 dollar bills Jc owed you and hand it to her. >"Ummm, sorry I'm afraid I can't take that." "Why not?" >"We can't accept any other currency, only bits." >This is getting trippy. "Awww sorry about that ummm...?"   >"Pinkie Pie, but you can call me Pinkie I gotta say we never seen a creature like you before." >What the hell? You must be in a dream. >"Still though, you're kinda cute." >Well look at that, a pony thinks you're cute. >You can't help it. You're awesome. "Thanks Pinkie, well I guess no sweets today." >"How about I give you a free cupcake on the house?" "What? Really?" >"Mhm, on me, I did make them after all." "Ummm, sure I'll take it." >Pinkie grabs a cupcake from the display and places it on the counter. >"Here ya go, I hope you enjoy!" >She's fuckin' adorable. "You're adorable you know that?" >"Hehehehe thanks, well? Come on give it a try." >You take the cupcake and give a good look. >blue icing and pink whatever the rest is called. >You take a bite of it. >Instantly your eyes widen from it's taste. >So sweet, perfect blend of flavors. >Your mental high even seems to amplify it, putting you into a state of total pleasure from it's taste. >Words can't even begin to describe what you're tasting. >Well, except maybe one. "Wut?"   >Pinkie giggles to herself. "So whaddya think?" "It's...Amazing." >"That's not even the best one." >This isn't even it's final form?! >Who is this Goddess of Sweets?! "Pinkie I just met you, and I love you." >"Awww, that's sweet. I have that effect on ponies." >Ponies? Okay what just happened? >You thank her for the free cupcake and walk out. >Into a land of colorful ponies. >Some flying around. >Some with horns. >You never thought your see a unicorn in person. >This is a rarity. >You turn and creep the door open and lean your body half way in. "Ummm Pinkie?" >"Yes?" "Where am I?" >"Ponyville, Equestria and half way inside SugarCube Corner." "Wut?" >You pass out from shock. >You gone way too high. >Ponies were everywhere. >Talking, greeting one another. >Colorful. >Did you just walk into this place? >You wake up on a bed. >Eyes are all over you. >"Ah gotta agree with Pinkie here, he's kinda cute...whatever he is." >"H-hello? Y-you okay mister?" A yellow Pegasus said. >More ponies, damn. >Three of them to be exact. >Fucking cute. >Holy shit who's the orange one with the green eyes? >So damn beautiful. Her cowboy hat certainly suits her it seems. >You rise from the bed and shake your head trying to screw it on straight. "Ummm, where am I?"   >"Told ya alread silly, Equestria, Ponyville on my bed in SugarCube Corner." "So...this is real?" >"Duh silly." Pinkie said. >"Umm 'scuse me if Ah come off a bit rude, but...What the hay are you?" >Country slang, oh this day is getting better. "I'm Human, H-U-M-A-N. The name's Anonymous but I prefer Anon." >"Do you have a p-place to stay?" The yellow pony said. "Well no, since I somehow just showed up here." >"I-if you want you can stay with me, it wouldn't bother me." The yellow poney said. >Jeez this pony is beta as fuck. "Sure thing ummm, sorry I didn't catch your name." >"F-Fluttershy." >That explains a lot. >She's nice though, how sweet of her. >”Since we're all introducing ourselves, Ah'm Applejack.” “Nice to meet you.” >They all give you a welcoming smile. “How long was I out?” >”Oh a few hours” Pinkie said. >”Ah gotta say Anon, you was out like a light.” “Yeah, that's what happens what when you spend quality time with Mary Jane.” >Fluttershy gives you a sad look. >What's got her down? >”I-is that y-your marefriend?” >Oh that's right, ponies know nothing of the holy plant. “Oh no, just a nickname that I call a little lovely plant.” >Fluttershy's face brightens. >”Oh okay, good to hear.” >Speaking of Mary Jane, where's you back pack full of good times? >You sit up on the bed and look around. >You check the side of the bed. >Nothing. >”Are you looking for something, sweetie?” Fluttershy said. >Did she call you sweetie? >She wants da dick.   >You're a catch to ponies here it seems. “Yes, I'm looking for my back pack.” >”Oh it's downstairs, would you like me to get it for you?” Fluttershy said. “Please?” >She giggles. >”Sure thing mister.” >She walks downstairs, leaving you with Applejack and Pinkie. >”So how are ya liking Ponyville so far there partner?” “I can't complain, but I really have to get back home.” >”Yeah, about that....” Pinkie said. “Mhm?” >”Where is home for you?” “Planet Earth.” >”Can't say Ah've heard of it sugarcube.” “Yeah, but in the meantime, I don't mind hanging here for a while.” >”Sounds good to me, how long do you plan on staying?” “I honestly don't know, I guess until there's a way back home.” >Fluttershy walks back in the room with your back pack in her mouth. >She places it beside you. “Thanks Fluttershy, ummm mind if I call you Flutters?” >She blushes. “That's fine with me, call me anything you'd like.” “Does anyone have the time?” >”It's about 8 in the evening, we should get going, are you ready?” “Sure thing.” >You get out of the bed, grab your back pack and follow Fluttershy. >You turn around at the door. “By the way, it was nice meeting you Pinkie and Applejack.” >”Awww, thanks Anon, nice meeting you too!” >”Likewise Anon, Ah hope you stick around, you're one of a kind around here.” “We'll see Applejack.” >You turn around and head out of the bedroom and down the stairs you go. >Fluttershy is waiting at the entrance of the bakery. >You follow her to wherever she lives like a lost puppy. >Both of you were really quiet. >You can't help but wonder.   >HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?! >You can't just waltz into a different realm or universe. >Yet you did without even trying. >allofthewat.jpg >Well, not that you're complaining really. >This seems like a nice place to live. >Very peaceful. >Before you know it, you're at Fluttershy's place. >It's a nice little cottage on the edge of town. >She opens the door and gestures a motion for you to go inside. >”After you mister.” >You walk into her home and are welcomed to a cozy home. >The sweet smell of lemon and peach fill the air. >The furniture is a bit small but you're sure you'll be just fine. >”Make yourself at home, Anon.” “Wow you have a lovely home.” >”Th-thanks.” >You walk over to her comfy couch and have a seat. >”Can I get you anything to eat or drink?” >You think for a moment. >Ginger ale, you've been craving some all day. >Thanks to that little craving, you end up in this realm. >Bravo Ginger ale.   >You chuckle to yourself. “Yes, do you have Ginger ale?” >”Only always, I'll get that for you.” >She smiles. >She walks to the kitchen. >You fainted pretty hard earlier, you hope your stuff is ok. >You place your back pack on the floor. >You open the back pack to check it's contents. >Please don't let Bad Wolf be shattered. >If so, it's a good thing you cleaned her out before leaving. >Can't have bong water seeping into your back pack. >You rummage through your back pack. >You stop and find that Bad Wolf is ok. >Thank heavens... “Oh thank the glorious heavens, you're ok.” >You inspect it a bit further for any cracks or chipped edges. >Just fine. >Whew. >Fluttershy comes back with a glass of Ginger ale. >”Here ya go, hun.” >She hoofs you the glass. “Thanks Flutters.” >You grab the drink and take a sip. “Ahhh, that's the stuff.” >”So what's that cha got there mister?” >She points to the bong you have in your other hand. “Oh this? It's called a bong, with this and the plant I mentioned earlier and just the right amount of water can result into mental relaxation.” >”Oh that sounds interesting. May I try?” >A pony wanting to get high? >Wat?   >She doesn't know any better. >Back on Earth there would be so many fingers being wagged at you. “S-sure thing, let me just get everything ready ok?” >She smiles. >”Okay.” >You place the glass of Ginger ale down and go through your back for... >Dat Dank. >You find a bag of it. >”OooOOoo.” >She looks more interested than you thought. >Eh, that's cool. >You take out a nicely sized nugget of the holy plant. >You place it on the table. >”Ok Flutters, I'll be right back I just got to get the right amount of water in little Bad Wolf here.” >”It's a what?!” “Calm down, it's just the name I gave the bong.” >”Oh, whew Celestia, you scared me.” >You laugh a little, oh man. >That was a bit side bustin' hilarious. >You walk into the kitchen and turn on the facet. >Letting the water flow until it reaches the perfect level. >You can't have too much water. >Once you got the process complete which took about ten minutes, you walk back into the living room. >Fluttershy is lying on the couch, she sees you and scoots over. >You have a seat and place the bong on the table. >You also notice the nice mental candy nugget is gone. >”Hey Anon...” “Yes?”   >”My mane feels like cookie dough.” >Oh God. >Did she...? “Fl-Flutters...” >”Yeah?” “Did you...eat the lit-” >”Yeah, it looked tasty.” >Oh fuck. “H-how are you feeling?” >”AMAAAZING man.” >She lays her head on your lap with her face facing you. >She touches your face with her front hoofs. “Flutters what are you-” >”Hehehehehehe, fuck you're dreamy.” >What just happened? >”Hey Anon...” “Yes?” >”Anon, oh my Celestia, like man, I just...Anon.” “Yeah?” >”I'm...hungry.” “Flutters next time don't just eat it ok?” >”PFFFF HAHAHA, okay.” >Good God googgly moo. >She's gone. >”This is like...a totally different plane of existence.” “Flutters, I suggest getting some rest, you should have waited.” >”I would say I'm sorry but I'm not. What's happening to me?” “You're high.” >”Well don't just sit there complaining, join me on my journey. I don't want to be the only high.” >Well you couldn't agree more. >You reach into your hefty glad bag of for more green nuggets. >Okay, it's really a nicely sized Ziploc bag. >You grab another nugget and get your grinder to grind it down. >Thank God Fluttershy didn't eat anymore of it. >With her head sitting in your lap, she watches you during your sacred ritual of walking on clouds. >The bowl is pack, the water level is just right and lighter in hand. >Time to fly.   >You put your lips to the bong and light the contents in the bowl and take your first hit for the night. >Inhaling the fumes that causes fantastic mental flourishing to the 9th degree deeply into your lungs. >Fantastic. >You put the bowl in between your index and middle finger and lift it and inhale the rest of the contents >You hold it in the smoke for a few seconds. >Fluttershy watches closely now. >You exhale deeply, coughing a bit. “Holy shit.” >You sit back and let Mary Jane do her mind fucking. >”Anon...”She said. >She puts your face in between her hooves making you look at her. “Yes?” >”I know nop0ny told you this yet but...” “Mhm?” >”First off I want to say, that I'm glad you're staying with me.” “Likewise Fluttershy.” >”And one more thing my little sweet...” >She sits up and attacks you with a hug. >You're laying on your back. >Her eyes meets yours and lock in place. >She nuzzles her head onto your neck. >Moves her head to your right ear. >And whispers... >”Welcome to Equestria.”   End of Part 1