>Day fuck mornings in Equestria.
>"I mean, Anonymous, I don't see why you hate me so much."
"YOU MAKE THE MORNING WHAT IT IS! FUCK ALL THAT SUN LIGHT!"
>You see tears threatening to leak out of her eyes.
>"Y-you don't like my sun light?"
"Bitch, I will end your anus if you don't get the fuck off my doorstep."
>You slam the door in her face.
>This is the third time this week Celestia has showed up on your doorstep trying to get you to like her.
>Ain't happening.
>You moon walk back upstairs to your bedroom because praise Luna.
>Shut the blinds.
>Pole vault into bed.
>Briefly look at the picture of your true love.
"One day Luna, one day, you'll be mine."
>You get comfortable in your bed, tugging the blankets close and enjoy the dark.
"Ah, truly relaxing."
>You close your eyes only to feel sudden heat and a heavenly tune floods your ears.
>You grunt and open them.
>Only to find Celestia beaming her sun light through your window and herself pressing her face in the window.
>"I'M NOT THAT BAD!"
>Probably unfolded the blinds from the inside with her cheating magic!
>Roll away so you won't face the window, your eye brows narrowing.
>Hear a giggle coming from a source in front of you.
>"C'mon Anonymous! Aren't you a morning person?"
>Celestia once again getting in your space. Stupid telepoofing.
>She gets comfy right next to you in bed while she lays on her side facing you.
"Fuck no, leave."
>She frowns.
>"Maybe I can convince you?"
"No."
>"Make you breakfast? It is the most important meal of the day."
"No."
>"Maybe we can do your morning ritual together?"
"That's an Anons only ritual, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to wait for your sister to raise the moon."
>"Morning sex?"
"Didn't you hear me? Hell no I won't have... wait sex?"
>"Yes, morning sex."
"Pff, you must be crazy, you really think-"
>"You can put it anywhere."
>She cocks her eye brow while licking her lips.
>And your sword has risen with the sun.
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>Snap out of it fool! Luna would not be pleased!
>Celestia gently presses her hoof against your chest.
>Her face closing in and her lips perking up.
>Hating yourself of having to do this, you reach into your pajama pants and grab a handful.
>And then...
"Pocket Sand!"
>You toss sand into her eyes.
>It's super effective.
>Roll out of bed and dash to the bathroom while Celestia wipes her eyes.
>"DAMN IT ANONYMOUS!"
>Lock the door behind you and breath calmly.
>Leaning your back against the door, you catch your breath.
"Whew, too close."
>Suddenly feel a violent thud bang against your door.
>You panic when you saw Celestia's horn stick through the door that barely impaled your rib.
>"AAAARGH!"
>You back away from the door hoping to God this is a nightmare.
>This bitch has lost it.
>Yet another violent knock occurs, causing some damage on the frame.
>You need an out, and you need it now!
>Rush over to the sink, you grab a razor and make a slight nick on your left index finger.
>Stop down to the floor and draw a sigil of Luna's name and intent to summon her.
>Pull out a picture of Luna that you have in your pajama pocket that doesn't contain pocket sand.
>Toss it onto the center of the sigil.
>Run to your medicine cabinet and grab a moon rock, a gift from Maud.
>Turn on the cold water from the sink facet.
>Take some mouth wash and swish it around then spit it on the moon rock.
>Put the moon rock on the picture of Luna.
>Panic from Celestia punching a hole through your door.
>See her dialated eye peeping through.
>"I seeee youuuu~!"
>Grab a box of matches and dark blue candle from under your sink.
>Add that to the center of the sigil.
>Light the candle and tilt it toward the moonrock.
>Let the melted candle wax land on the rock while you recite some ancient Equestrian langauge piece.
>Suddenly an earthquate occurs while the blood lines of the sigil light up.
>An explosion occurs, blue smoke floods into the bathroom entirely,causing you to cough.
>The pleasant smell of blueberries come into your nose.
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>Celestia is still trying to get in the bathroom.
>Why she hasn't just telepoofed into the room is beyond you but you're not complaining.
>The smoke clears and you finally lay eyes on your beloved Luna.
>... As well as Shining Armor...who is in the middle of fucking Luna.
>"AAAAH~!" Luna shouts.
"Oh... well then..."
>Both Shining and Luna stop with the sinful act.
>This would devastate Cadence.
>They take a gander of their surroundings.
>Luna smiles at you and makes a nervous chuckle.
>"Oh... H-hello, Anonymous."
>And the pain sets in...
>Back hunches while Celestia keeps trying to break in.
"CELESTIA BACK THE FUCK UP I'M COMING IN!"
>Open the door and walk back into your bedroom.
>Celestia can read the pain written on your face while she lies back on your bed.
"Morning sex still on the table?"
>She nods, "of course."
>Turn back around for a moment.
"Enjoy your Herpes, Shining."
>"Aw thanks that's... wait, what?"
>Close the door.
>Hear an argument start up between Shining and Luna.
>"Did he just say 'Her Penis'? It sounded like it, you have a penis? You've been LYING to me?"
>You won't bother correcting him, you'll just leave them to it.
>Hop back into bed.
>Ravage the butt of the Sun.
>Get off to Luna and Shining argue about who's got the lance that can cum.
>All in all...
[spoiler]>Mornings are pretty fun[/spoiler]
 
[spoiler] Just kiddin', fuck mornings.[/spoiler]
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>Day what are we even doing in Equestria.
>Yet another day sitting on the non-existent floor in the void with Fluttershy.
>Day in and day out, it's only you two...
>Playing Go Fish, it goes without saying the both of you are bored out of your minds.
>"Got any aces?" she asks.
"Go fish."
>"Okay..."
>Reaching for the deck, you just sigh out loud.
"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
>"It's against the rules, you know we can't do that unless some writefag comes along and writes about it."
"Oh right, I forgot we're on downtime."
>"I mean, I would but... rules are rules mister."
"I guess, got any sevens?"
>"I have one."
"YES!"
>Suddenly a door opens, white light comes flashing in.
>"Guys, you're needed on set."
>You stand up and stretch for a moment as well as Fluttershy doing the same.
"Alright, so what do we got this time?"
>"Just another rape scene."
"Alright, I'll get the lube."
>"Wait... is the strap on needed?"
>"Nah, save that for later. Now, get into character, you're on the clock."
"Why do you keep saying we're on the clock? What we getting paid?"
>"Sex, drugs and card games."
"Ugh, why did I apply for this job?"
>"For the chance to fuck ponies, faggot."
"Oh right..."
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>Day where's the green in Equestria.
>Another day of lazing about and doing a whole lot of nothing.
>No writing.
>Just on the internet watching youtube vidoes and talking on a certain Skype Chat.
>Suddenly your door bursts open.
>"ALRIGHT YOU LISTEN HERE YOU WRITEFAG!"
>You jolt in your seat then turn around in your seat to see who is there.
>Flutterrape, only she seems pissed.
"Oh h-hey there, love. How are you doi-"
>"DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT! BITCH WHERE'S MY GREEN?!"
>You make a nervous chuckle while rubbing the back of your neck.
"Heh heh, funny thing, I'm not really in a writing mood."
>"Bitch, the fuck did you just say? You're not in the mood?"
"Well... I mean-"
>She flies up to your face, giving you a stern glare.
>"If I don't get some green right fucking now, the very existence of your anus will be in danger, do I make myself clear?"
"But I'm not in the mood to w-"
>"I heard you the first time, bitch. Now. Eyes on screen, fingers on keyboard and WRITE DAMN IT!"
"Okay, okay."
>You turn around and do as she says.
>"Good writefag, when can I expect you to finish what you're working on now?"
"Well, it's tough to say, maybe, oh I unno, a week?"
>"A WEEK?!"
"In the next hour I mean."
>"Good boy."
>She walks to your front door, letting herself out.
>"Hey..."
>You stop your typing.
"Yeah?"
>"Loooove you."
"Mhm, love you too, crazy bitch, when will I be free to go?"
>She starts laughing like the Mad Mare that she is.
>"PFF, Implying you'll ever be free to go, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I gotta tell you, you're a funny one."
"Well, y'know, I try."
 
>Bumpin' Flutterrape.