Oyster Bay: Chapter 3 -Truly Truly Outrageous-
 
>Be day 175 in Equestria, cause continuity matters right....
>Right?
>Fuck this is a long train ride.
>You want it to be over soon, but Rarity tells you it will go on for a long time.
>Rainbow Dash is pretty cool, you could see her being your bro.
>Ever since you told her p0nies in Las Pegasus liked her, she has been kinda clingy, but she is a female... it is known.
>It is known.
>Rarity on the other hand is pretty strange.
>Either way, she if giving you free clothes.
>Even if the only thing you have to wear now is a pillow.
>It is tasseled and Rarity was even so kind as to make a belt to hold it up for you.
>This fucking train had best be over soon.
>You could use a suit.
>Tailored to your body, a nice pair of shoes to go along with it.
>You want leather, but that might not be taken so well with here.
>Either way, a tailored suit made by a designer.
>You are Rainbro are lounging around on pillows, your pillow positioned just right to be a nuisance to you.
"So where are we going anyway?"
>RD: "You don't even know?"
"If I knew I wouldn't be asking, right? Throw me another drink!"
>Rainbro just shakes her head and reaches into an ice chest and withdraws a Hard Cider.
>As this is Equestria, Hard Cider would be the most logical form of alcohol it is known.
>It is known.
>Seemingly by magic, she lifts the bottle out and holds it, before opening it and sliding it to you.
>Fucking hooves shouldn't work that way that.
>Fuck it, they can still pass you a beer and that is all that matters.
>The icy crisp beverage lands in your hand and you wink at Rainbro and blow her a kiss.
>You've noticed that her wings seem to perk up every time she blush's.
>The only name you can think for them is 'wing boners.'
>It sounds horrible, but that it matches perfectly.
"Nice wing boners, Rainbro."
>She coughs as some of her beer goes down the wrong tube.
>Her blush grows up her face even more.
>A smirk grows across your face as you take a long sip from your icy crisp beverage.
>RD: "Uhhh.... Wh-whatever man."
>Rainbro just swings a hoof at you and looks at the wall of the cabin.
>Her blush is still there and her wings seem to be throbbing.
"You never answered my question. To where are we headed?"
>RD: "Well, this tra-"
>RR: "Manehatten. We are going to a fashion show in Manehatten."
>Rarity snuck over while you and Rainbro were exchanging casual banter.
>You lay flat and look over your shoulder.
>Rarity is standing there, a drawing board floating above her.
>RR: "So, while we're not doing anything...."
>Her eyes drift down to your... pillow... before quickly making their way to your face.
>RR: "Ahem... yes. I figured you would draw me a picture of what this 'suit,' as you call it, looks like."
"No problem."
>You reach out for the board and it gently floats into your hand.
>You take another sip and get to work.
>As soon as the pencil hits the paper, you know you are in hot water.
>You have no ability to draw.
>None.
>Thinking quickly, you sketch out a stick figure and a pair of pants with a jacket and a button up shirt poking out the top.
"It. Is. done! My masterpiece! Gaze upon it, mortals, and know fear!"
>Rarity levitates it back to herself and can't help but giggle.
>Rainbro flies over, her stiff wings making it quite comical.
>Rainbro takes one look at it and bursts into laughter.
>RD: "You can't draw worth SHIT Anon. Shit!"
>RR: "I am... inclined to agree with her."
"I know. Can't you just... take a picture out of my head or something? I'm not that good with words and describing things.
>RR: "I... suppose I could. Though there is the chance for some... leakage."
"Some leakage? Like taking a shit?"
>Rarity looks aghast and Rainbro laughs.
"Then something along the lines of... mental... leakage?"
>RR: "Yes exactly.... If Twilight were here it would be easy for her, but something like this is... harder for me.
"And here I thought magic was just magic."
>You look deep into Rarity's eyes.
"If you are comfortable with it, then I am too."
>Rarity pauses for a moment.
>RR: "The leakage will come from me to you, and it could be anything. Physical manifestations have been known to... appear after this has been done."
"I believe in you."
>RR: "It just might be a little... much for me...."
"Rarity. If you won't believe in yourself, then believe in me, who believes in Rainbro, who believes in me, who believes in you."
>Rainbro nods, after the confusion at what you just said passes.
>RR: "Alright then.... Here we go."
>Rarity's horn starts to glow.
>You just close your eyes, thinking to give her an easier job of not having to see the fear that resides in them.
>You feel her horn touch your forehead.
>It feels cool at first.
>But it slowly gains in temperature.
>It feels like she is burning a hole in your skull.
>Reflexively you pull away and open your eyes, your hands flying to your forehead.
>The first thing you notice is that the cabin car is gone, and now you seem to be floating on a cloud.
>Could this be the feeling Rainbro told you about for Pegasus and clouds?
>The second thing you notice after this thought is your forehead.
>It doesn't appear to be hot, it just feels... hard.
>You knit your brow and feel something pull at the skin.
>Moving your hand around you bump into something.
>You hands explore it.
>Holy shit you have a unicorn horn coming out your forehead.
>If this is the leakage Rarity was taking about then fuck this shit.
>RR: "Anon...."
"What? Rarity? Is that you?"
>RR: "Anon, I need you to...."
"What? You keep... cutting out?"
>RR: "It's cause you keep pushing me aw...."
"Okay now this is just getting a little ol-"
>RR: "Anon! Shut up and let me speak!"
>Rarity's voice seems to boom in the space around you.
>RR: "As I'm sure you noticed, you now have a horn."
>You nod, absently touching the horn again.
>RR: "P-please stop... it's... sensitive and yes it is mine."
>You smirk and continue to idly rub it.
>RR: "M-men. Sometime I-i never.... N-now I want you t-*gasp* to imagine yourself i-in the suit you w-want me to...."
>Something akin to... moaning... seems to float around you.
>RR: "Th-the suit y-you want me t-to make...."
>You close your eyes and let your mind wander.
>Your hand continues to wander along your/Rarity's horn.
>The image starts to take shape in your mind, starting from the boxers you would be wearing.
>White, with red hearts all over them.
>You are smiling to yourself as next you imagine a plain white tank top.
>Over that goes a deep maroon button up shirt.
>Next comes the charcoal pants.
>Next a vest of charcoal with a maroon back.
>Finally comes a jacket of charcoal.
>With that you are done.
>A simple three piece suit.
>Plain, nothing adorning it.
>Just like your... someone... used to wear.
>Fuck, who was that?
"Oh well. And there we have it Rarity. A plain suit, suit-able for every occasion!"
>Not even you laugh at your shitty pun.
>RR: "Ohhhhhhh.... V-very well. Th-this is a s-suit-able base."
>Again, that pun wasn't very 'punny' the first time.
>Suddenly, everything turns dark.
>You open your eyes and Rarity is lying on the ground across from you.
>She is nearly frothing at the mouth and twitching.
>Rainbro rushes to her and wraps her hooves around her protectively.
>RD: "What happened?!"
>RR: "Nu-nothing. It w-went off w-without a hiiiitttt-"
>She doesn't finish her sentence as her back arches and her hooves slam into the ground.
>It seems as if all the pleasure caught up at once.
>You snicker to yourself.
>Suddenly, you find yourself on your back, muscles locked and pleasure coursing through your body.
>The both of you are twitching on the ground as Rainbro just looks back and fourth, her face flushed and her wing boners in full glory.
"S-so I guess th-this is that... leakage... you w-were talking about?"
>RR: "Ye-yeah."
>The both of you are gasping as you slowly pull yourself up on your elbows and Rarity climbs to her wobbly hooves.
>"Next stop, Manehatten!"
>The conductor yells throughout the train.
>Rainbro and Rarity hobble off together towards the small bathroom to get freshened up.
>Leaving you are your... sticky... pillow to fend for yourselves.
>Luckily there are more pillows everywhere.
>You quickly get a new pillow and dispose of the... stick one.
>Ectoplasm can be a horrible thing.
>Dern goasts.
>Admiring your handsome self in the mirror... okay.
>Handsome isn't a strong enough word.
>You even strike a few poses.
>You hear a little giggle behind you.
>Oh shit, can't stop now... roll with it.
>You turn around and flex at the, not one, but two p0nies standing behind you.
>Rarity is blushing, obviously enjoying your 'form.'
>Rainbro is just staring, her face flushed and her wing boners flying.
>You give a final Iron Man flex and relax.
>The two p0nies just giggle some more and then together the three of you leave the train.
>Manehatten.
>The city of... fucks?
>As it stands currently, you are following the promise of a suit and wearing a pillow.
>Besides the point.
>This is rather fun, and Las Pegasus was probably a bad place for you now.
>Being a criminal scum and whatnot.
>You just stand there looking like a... human wearing a pillow loin cloth.
>While this is a strange idea to you, you figure p0nies will be... okay with it, seeing as how you are probably the only human.
>At least that you have heard about.
>You look at Rarity and Rainbro and see that you are pretty much forgotten already.
>The two p0nies stand beside a rather large pile of suitcases.
>RR: "Anon, be a dear and get those please."
>Without further ado, the two p0nies carry on, leaving you, your loin-pillow and a pile of suitcases.
>Good thing you are a human and these p0ny size luggage are smaller than the ones your... fuck.
>Why do I remember that?
>Why do you?
>The fuck is this....
>While you are having a conversation with your... brain... Rarity and Rainbro have left the station and hailing a taxi.
>Thinking... damnit... quickly you shoulder the luggage and leave, following the two p0nies.
>The taxi is rather... small.
"He-hey Rarity. This only seats two.... What about m-your luggage?"
>You quickly change from you to the luggage, Rarity obviously cares about it.
>RR: "Oh, I almost forgot!"
>She... clops... her hooves together and a second Taxi pulls up behind the first.
>RR: "Just throw them in there, dear."
>And you are forgotten about.
>Shaking your head you start to load the second taxi.
>You quickly realize that this taxi is packed.
>A certain bipedal will not be riding in it.
"Uhh... Rarity. This Taxi is full. Ho-how am I supposed to... get to... the...."
>RD: "Don't worry bro, it's not that far away. Here's the address."
>She tosses down a slip of parchment and it lands in the gutter.
>Fucking p0nies man.
>The two of them are laughing heartily as the taxi's speed off.
>Leaving you behind.
>Inventory check.
>Pillow.
>Check.
>Silk Pillow-holder.
>Check.
>Name of Hotel.
>Che-nope.
>You, being a slow mother fucker, didn't grab it in time.
"Fuck this shit."
>You kick a small stone, stick your hands in your pok... fuck.
>Put your hands behind your head and take off.
>In the opposite direction of Marshmallow and Rainbr-Rainbow Douche.
>You get some stares, but most are directed at your enormous... height.
"Fucking p0nies man.... Marshmallow is a bitch, and I thought Rainbow Douche was my bro...."
>"Rainbow... douche? You wouldn't happen to mean... Rainbow Dash, would you?"
>A voice off to your right calls out, in a dark alley.
"I just might be.... Who's askin'?"
>A scraggly looking... griffin steps out from the shadows.
>"Names Gilda... and Rainbow Dash used... USED to be my best bro."
"I know the feel, bro. I've only been here a short while and she was my best bro too."
>Not giving a fuck, you walk into the alley to get a better look at your new bro.
>Suddenly she grabs your neck and slams you into the wall behind you.
>"Now gimme your bits!"
>You just start laughing uncontrollably.
"Do I look like I have any bits? Honestly?"
>Gilda just looks at you and starts to sob.
>"I-i've not eaten in six days. I'm desperate."
>If you knew anything of Griffin's you would know that, that one admission was hard for her.
>Luckily, you don't, so her secret is safe for another day.
"I probably won't be getting anything for a while, either. Wanna team up? With some cle-preening you could make a fierce looking babe again, and I could be the odd creature. If this city is anything like... like.... Never mind. It will work."
>You almost had... something... back there, but it vanished.
"I have no other fucks to give at this point, my last fuck got washed down the gutter."
>"I'm in the same boat. You think you're good enough to make me look fierce again? No matter what I will be skinny, but these p0nies don't know what a TRUE Griffin looks like."
>Thus you had a plan.
>Which was more than you could say a few weeks ago.
"I just need to clear out my nose, and then it's time to rake in the dosh."
>You sit back and Gilda walks over to you, and very uncharacteristic of a Griffin, rests her head on your... pillow.
>You lay a hand on her shoulder and together the two of you sleep better than either of you have slept in months.
 
Fin.