Oyster Bay: Chapter 2 -Outrageous-
 
>"Wh-what is this... this monkey-thing!"
>No p0ny was around to hear her, so did she actually speak?
>The world may never know....
>You roll over in your sleep, these pillows are AMAZING.
>One might even say... outrageous.
>You start to snore.
>Rather loudly.
>Rarity just stares at you, her disgust plainly written across her face.
>On the left hoof, your clothes!
>They are positively disgusting.
>On the right hoof, what the fuck are you?
>But that form.
>She could do so much with that form.
>Before she even has time to move you, she tears the clothes from your body.
>Her eyes devour your form.
>The long limbs.
>That short neck, clean shaven like a REAL MAN.
>And that chest.
>Her hoof is moving on its own.
>Her hoof starts to slide down your chest.
>"J-just taking measurements...."
>Her hoof continues on its way down your chest.
>She has reached your belly button.
>It is at this time that you start to dream.
>In your dream you are lying on a plush bed of pillows, a brilliant golden pony standing above your groin, her hoof sliding down your chest.
>"O-oh kind sir. Y-your form is... it's delicious...."
"My name is Anon. Call me Anon."
>Little do you know that this is actually happening, you have just supplanted a different p0ny.
>"A-anon. Very well."
>Her hoof has reached your groin.
>You look into her eyes.
>One of them is a brilliant orange.
>The other is azure.
"What the fuck?"
>It is at this time that you wake up.
>You see that a pure white p0ny is standing over you.
>She is nearly drooling over the sight of you.
"Ahh! What i-what is happening here?"
>"I-I'm just t-taking your measurements."
>You scramble to cover yourself.
>The only thing around you is plush pillows.
>You grab one and cover your... unmentionables.
"What?"
>"Ahem. Your measurements. Your clothes were... uh. Terrible. I am going to make you a new set of clothes."
>Her hoof starts to slide towards you again.
>You slap it away, looking into her eyes.
"Bad Rarity. No."
>She gasps, pulling away.
>"Ho-how do you know my name?"
"What? I don't know who you are I just said.... Fuck. Yeah, that keeps happening."
>You catch a delicious scent.
>Sniffing the air, you start to make your way over towards the origin of the scent.
>You drop the pillow, and Rarity's eyes can't help themselves.
>She starts to drool, until she notices where you are headed.
"Smells.... Delicious."
>"How! I made that gown to hide them! Who told you!?!?"
>You are suddenly lifted from the ground.
>You ignore this fact and attempt to grab the gown.
>You catch the hem and rip it down.
>Rarity gasps as white diamonds are spilled everywhere.
>"Oh no my Spaghet-diamonds!"
>You aren't even listening as you scoop the diamonds up under your nose.
"These. Smell. Fucking. Amazing!"
>Rarity just stares at you.
>Anger mounting.
>Anger exceeding maximum allowed parameters.
>Anger threshold passed.
>"DON'T! TOUCH! MY! DIAMONDS!"
>Rarity starts to change color.
>Her brilliant white coat starts to change to black.
>"MY DIAMONDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
>Her mane starts to lift up.
>The diamonds start to float up off the ground around you.
>"DIAMONDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"They smell... So... good."
>Black waves of power are pulsating from Rarity's body.
>"My... diamonds!"
>One diamond catches your... nose.
>It is fairly large and has a faint milky color.
"This one!"
>"DIAMOND!"
>Rarity has turned Super Sayap0ny.
>Her hoof smashes down against the floor of the cabin car and a small crater appears out of nowhere.
"I will name this diamond Tom."
>You turn around and look into Rarity's eyes.
"This diamond has one of the best scents I've ever smelled."
>Rarity stares at you quizzically, a certain other diamond popping into her mind.
>"Wha-? How...."
"It smells almost as good as you.
>"O-oh my."
>Rarity's perfect black coat starts to change.
>It returns to it's perfect white, her cheeks turning a slight red color.
>The scent of Rarity and this Diamond are almost too much.
>Rarity starts to edge closer to you.
>You start to edge closer to Rarity.
>Rarity inches closer.
>You make a little man out of your fingers and walk/drag yourself closer to Rarity.
>Rarity levitat-ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.
>You reach out and grasp Rarity.
>She gasps in surprise as you forcefully pull her to you.
>Your eyes are locked onto hers as you start to inch closer to her mouth.
>Her eyes are locked onto yours as she blush's and attempts to hold the distance.
>"What's going on in here?"
>A Cyan pegasus asks, stepping from an adjoining room, rubbing sleepies from her eyes.
>"Wha-o-oh. N-nothing."
>You release Rarity and grab the pillow, covering yourself before you casually drop to one elbow and look relaxed.
>"Mr. Anon here was just... ah... letting me take his m-measurements."
"Why yes, Rarity here was just going to make me a new suit, Rainbow Dash."
>"How do you know my name?"
"What? Oh.... Uh... Everyone in Las Pegasus knows the name of the p0ny who did a Sonic Rainboom."
>"What!? And nop0ny bothered to tell me this?"
>Rarity just stares at you, evident in her eyes that she disapproves of what you said.
"Well. I sure am beat. Looks like it's off to sleep for me."
>You roll over onto your back and stare at the ceiling for a moment before you sigh and close your eyes.
>"Farewell, Mr. Anon."
>"Yeah. Night... woulda been nice to know while I was still there...."
 
Fin