Continuing from earlier themes, this is a drunken story written while drunk, I also just pieced it together that this was also written after I got back from the dentist. I hope your standards drop to below mine and you hate yourself a little more.
 
Is pretty short. More later.
 
Agoraphobia in Equestria - Dental Hygenics
 
>You open your eyes.
>The sunlight streaming in through the window seeming to bend around objects in the room and land right on your eyes.
>Almost like it was saying 'Fuck you, wake up NOW!'
"No... fuck YOU sun."
>You swear to... some heavenly power... that the sunlight got brighter.
>You shield your eyes, but it manages to get through anyway.
>With a sigh you roll over and Reach-ing for your pillow and holding it down over your head.
>Your 'pillow' eeps and you can't help but notice the scent of White Diamonds assaulting your nose.
>Well... assaulting sounds so... negative.
>This scent was positively delicious.
>Memories of the night before crawling back into your brain digging long, painful tracks down your frontal lobe.
>You could even feel the pain in your first upper lateral bicuspid.
>The pain in your first upper lateral bicuspid made you tear up.
>You had... inter species... relations with a white pone.
>Luckily you had been in a shower, and she herself... herpone? was a germophobe, like you.
>You weren't too worried about too many germs from her, but there were... other... things that concerned you.
>Namely this 'pillow.'
>It seemed to be squirming currently.
"Stop it pillow. The sun is being mean to me...."
>What the fuck did you just say?
>"A-anon! Please. I must be off. Today is-"
>You stop listening to her as you notice that your nose is right against her nipples.
>You smile to yourself as your tongue darts out of your mouth and tickles them.
>"A-anon! I-it's so e-early!"
>Rarity shudders against your ministrations, attempting to wriggle her way away.
>But you are Anon the Agorophobe!
>No on-pone shall withstand your might!
>You smile to yourself at the thought.
>Where once you were afraid of leaving your small, one bedroom apartment, now you were... living? with another wo... pone and had even had sex!
>Oh parents if you could see me now.
>Your smile died as you thought that.
>Your parents would never see you again... unless you woke up from this dream.
>Did you even want to wake up?
>"A-anon.... Don't start something if you aren't going to fini-ahhh!"
>You quiet the rather loud pone with a finger, roughly inserting in inside her.
>She bites her lip, but you don't know this as you pull her down and bury your face in her marehood.
>You inhale her scent as her breathing quickens.
>"Anon! Swe-sweetie Belle is... oh god! Still... here."
>You didn't hear anything she said as you roamed around her labia with your tongue.
>She shivered above you.
>You started to idly drag your fingers around her cutie marks eliciting another, rather loud, moan.
>She bites her marshmallow hoof, trying to stifle her moans.
>You laugh as your tongue delves in deeper, eliciting another loud moan from Rarity.
>You are massaging her cutie marks with a fervor now, Rarity's moaning growing louder by the minute.
>Thinking quickly, Rarity does the one thing that will shut her up.
>She pulls herself under the covers towards your... member.
>You almost bite down on your tongue as Rarity takes your member into her mouth.
>Oh GOD, she really is amazing with her tongue.
>Who knew a lady could be so lewd.
>It is now a race against time.
>Who would climax first.
>You remove one of your hands from her cutie mark and reposition it at her clit.
>She continues to work magic with her tongue.
>You continue to work magic with yours.
>Massaging her cutie mark and clit, tasting her insides.
>You can feel her body convulsing, and you know she is close.
>Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on how you look at it, you are nearing your climax as well.
>You move your tongue down to her clit, gently biting it and running your tongue all over it.
>You take your, now free, hand and roughly insert it into her vagina.
>This action sends her over the edge and her body tightens up in climax.
>You smile to yourself as you climax yourself, spilling your seed down her throat.
>She, again, doesn't spill a drop using her tongue to work every last drop out of you.
>She rolls to the side and magics the, now soaked, sheets off of the both of you.
>"Th-that... was.... It was... amazing."
"Yes.... Yes it was."
>You are holding a tooth brush to your mouth, idly running it over your teeth as you put your hands behind your head and stare up at the canopy.
>You almost feel as if someon-pone was watching you.
>You think it might be Sweetie Belle again, but it feels different.
>Sweetie Belle usually looked at you with love, a... passion if you would.
>But this... this was a look of carnal lust.
>You look around, but don't see anything other than a streak of sunlight... streaking away through the windows.
>This crazy Equestria sun... you would never understand it.
>"Well Dahling. I must be off now. I will be heading to Canterlot for a few days...."
>She bites her lip as she looks at your member, your morning wood sated.
>"I... I trust... you will be... able.... Able to look after...."
>She is zoning out, apparently she likes what she sees.
>You just smile to yourself and begin to brush your teeth, preparing them for the brushings they will be receiving today.
>You have to get those pone germs out.
"Sweetie Belle? I... suppose I can. How hard could it be?"
>"What? oh yes... Sweetie Belle."
>Rarity turns on her marshmallows and trots out, leaving you lounging in her bed, brushing your teeth.
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>You close your eyes and drift off, relaxing into an autonomous state as your hand knows how to brush your teeth just right.