>"ANON WAIT!"
>You sigh and slow down as Dash rushes to catch up with you.
>"Listen, I'm over what I did the last few nights. Today, I just wanted to go and get some drinks with you," Dash suggested. Wow, this suggestion actually sounded innocent, despite her previous attempts at >rape
"Sure. Is this like your peace treaty or something?"
>"Uh, sure. Whatever. Let's go!" She dashes off with a smile on her face. Okay, she definitely doesn't want to rape you. She's be dragging you by the hand if that was the case.
"Dash, wait! Where are we going?"
>"To that place last night, duh!" She smiles and flew off. Well, sure. I guess as long as you don't get drunk, you should be fine.
>You and Dash arrive at the club and could already hear music from outside. Both of you walk in like you own the place.
>And then pink pony decides to make her entrance.
>"OHMYGOSH DASH HI! How are you? You've never gone to a party twice in a row! I come here every night, they sell this special cider which makes me really woozy and makes everyone look cute and--"
>"Pinkie!" Dash exclaimed. "Where's the 'cider'?"
>"Ooh you want the special cider too? Well it's over on the other side of the room, and it's really cheap too because apparently they're having this 2 for 1 sale or something and it's really awesome because they hardly ever do that! And then I was like--"
>"Thanks Pinkie!" Dash says quickly before she darts off.
"Yeah, uh, thanks."
 
>You and Dash walk up to the bar. Well, you walk. Dash kind of trots.
>Anyway, you both sit down and order a round of drinks.
"Dash, can I count on you to make sure I don't get drunk? I don't know how strong this stuff is."
>"Uh yeah, sure."
>You both pick up the first couple shots and down them with relative ease. Until you start feeling a buzz.
>And holy shit did it feel great. Dash looks over to you and smiles. "Good stuff, eh?"
"Pshhhh haha, you said eh. That's like Canadian."
>"Can of what?"
"Oh never mind."
>Dash smacks the table and gets you both another round of shots. This stuff was strong, but you didn't care. You knew Dash would stop you when you were getting drunk.
>You both down the shots. Everything feels happy and you feel a little dizzy. It didn't bother you much, though.
>Sooner or later you were feeling euphoric as fuck and Dash was giggling at something you said.
"Hey, D-Dash, did I ever *hic* tell you about Octave?"
>"Uh, not sure. Is she like, the gray pony?"
"Uh, yeah. Yeah she's gray."
>"Oh cool, I don't, I don't think you said anything about her." Dash giggles.
"Well you can play guitar, right?"
>"Psh duh."
"Well, we should totally play a song for her, she likes music and she would L-O-V-E LOVE it if that happened."
>"Ohmygosh yes, l-let's do it."
 
>Both of you walk outside to Octavia's house, knowing full well what you were doing
>Hey, for the lols.
>Dash gets out her guitar and plugs it into an amplifier. You get a microphone and plug it in as well. Finally, you test out the guitar and mic, making sure they both work.
>Perfect.
>As you test, Octavia opens her window and looks curiously at what you're doing. You smile at her and motion to Dash to get ready. Then you count off.
http://youtu.be/nPwj7GMp0PM
>At first, Octavia is perturbed by the music. But when the guitar finally starts shredding out, her eyes go wide and stare at you with an intensity like none you've ever seen. You laugh.
>She slams the window and storms off. Not sure what that was about.
>She then opens the door fully exe and storms out to meet you.
>"ANON, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Octavia screams at you.
"It was love, baby."
>"Oh you're kidding me. Are you drunk?!" She seems more than a little angry.
"Only drunk off of your love, heh."
>"And who is THIS?" she yells, pointing towards Rainbow Dash.
>"I'm Anon's girlfriend."
"You what??"
 
>"WHAT THE HELL ANON?" Octavia yells at you. Wow, you've never seen her this mad.
>"Yeah Anon, why'd you rape me?" Rainbow Dash casually decides to say.
"Dash, shut up!"
>"You RAPED HER?" She's practically fuming.
"No! She's bullshitting! She raped me! Or at least attempted to."
>"Ugh. I'm going to walk back into my house, go to bed, and act like none of this happened. It's the middle of the night and I'm too tired to deal with your drunken self. Goodbye, Anon," Octavia firmly states before storming into her house.
"Why would you do that?"
>"Psssh, I dunno. Thought it'd be funny." she says with a grin.
"Are you serious? Rape isn't funny. Especially in front of the person I'm trying to ASK OUT, DASH!"
>She averts her glance. "I thought that you were asking out me from the duet thing we just did."
"S-seriously?"
>"Yeah, you're pretty hot Anon... I want to tap that ass." She suddenly grins with a gleam in her eye. Oh shit, rape mode.
>You drunkenly stumble away and try to run toward your home before she catches you. On the way, you manage to knock over a sales stand, a stack of barrels, and a couple ponies. Super strength apparently still applies when you're drunk. Which is probably not a good thing.
>You finally make your way home before Dash is able to get to you. You laugh and decide to pass out on the couch. You've had a rough night.
 
>As you open your eyes, you see Dash humping your leg. This is, what, the fourth time she's tried to rape you? Jesus, she should just be called Rapebow Dash.
>Anyways, you decide you aren't going to wake up enough to deal with this shit, so you let Dash go all out on your leg.
 
>Be Dash
>Be unusually horny, about one hour after Anon fell asleep. Hangover hasn't set in yet so you're still drunk. You're also humping Anon's leg because he flung you against the wall when you tried blowing him.
>You hear Anon moan slightly and wince. You'd rather not be thrown off him again.
>Even the thought of pain wasn't enough to deter your horniness. You rub your clit violently against his leg, trying to get some kind of release. You can feel pleasure building up, and so you moan softly at first, and then louder as you rub quicker and quicker, the intensity building, until you orgasm on his leg.
>You sigh, and figure that's enough for now, as you get off of Anon and smugly stumble upstairs and lie down on his bed.
>Time to sleep.
 
>Be Anon again
>Wake up, feeling like shit
>What happened last night? You can vaguely remember Dash and Octavia. Something about a song? There was a lot of yelling...
>Oh shit.
>You shoot up, and then almost immediately puke.
>Fucking hell, what was in that beer or whatever you had last night? You decide to go and have some oatmeal and juice. That apparently helped Vinyl, so why not?
>As you wake up while making the oatmeal, you realize how wet your leg was. Curiously, you look down and see your jeans soaked.
"Oh god, the hell is this?"
>You bend down and sniff it. It smells like sex and a certain mare.
"Damnit Rainbow Dash..."
>As you finish making the oatmeal, you down it pretty quick along with the juice. Then you go and search your house for Dash. When you reach your bedroom, you peek in the doorway and see Dash there, crying.
>Silently, you sit down next to her.
>"I'm useless..." she says through her tears.
"No, you aren't."
>"Yes, I am! Imagine what it's like to be rejected by everyone you've met because you can't control your urges. It sucks! I've tried for years to keep myself acceptable, but I flip at a single word. My father told me to 'Buck up and stop being a bitch.' Do you even know how horrible that is?"
"Dash..."
>"And then, on top of all that, I tried to explain to my dad the situation. He told me to stop being a pussy. I can't tell him anything. And I've never been able to keep a boyfriend because I drive them away. I've become what I am now; a drunk slut. Even then, the fillies say 'I wanna be like Rainbow Dash! She's so cool, she does whatever she wants!' I don't want to be a role model for kids. I'm destroying myself, and the kids think that it's cool. I'd be better off not living at all, for the good of you and the fillies."
"Dash, I didn't even realize... I'm so sorry. I feel like a douche..."
>"Don't. I'm the fucked up loner. I'm the one who can't control her urges."
"If you want, I'll have sex with you."
>"Shut up Anon."
 
>You sigh, and get up off the bed.
"I'm sorry Dash. If there's anything you need, don't be afraid to ask."
>"O-okay..."
>You walk out of the room.
>"Where are you going?"
"To Octavia's. I just remembered how badly I screwed up last night."
>"What happened? Didn't we like, serenade her?" Dash asks, trying to remember.
"Yeah. With some heavy metal."
>She busts out laughing as she hears 'heavy metal.' Then, upon seeing your stone cold face, she stops. "Sorry. Should I come with?"
"Whatever."
>You arrive at Octavia's house, and reluctantly knock on the door. To your surprise, you're greeting by Vinyl. "Sup?"
"Not much. Where's Octavia?"
>"Ooh, getting it on with Tavi. You asked her out yet or what?" Vinyl said with a smirk.
"No, we fought last night because I did something stupid when I was drunk."
>"Tell me more."
"Why should I?"
>"Because, I don't HAVE to let you in." Vinyl's right, as much as it pains you to say it.
"Fine. I thought it was a good idea to serenade her with metal."
>"Like, heavy metal? Wow dude, that's pretty dumb, not gonna lie."
"I know it's dumb, which is why I came to make up with her."
>Vinyl hesitated. "Dude, why didn't you say so? I get it. Come on in, she's upstairs. Dash! Hey!" Vinyl says with a smile as she opens the door.
>You head upstairs with Dash. Better not fuck this up.
 
>You knock lightly on her door, making sure you don't damage it.
>"Come in."
>You open the door slowly to Octavia laying down on her bed. "What do you want?"
"I, uh, wanted to apologize. Listen, about the heavy metal song... I'm sorry. That was really dumb, even if I was drunk."
>"10 houses."
"What?"
>Octavia sighs. "You woke up 10 houses worth of ponies."
"Oh. Shit."
>"I had complaints for the next few hours about mares who couldn't get their fillies back to sleep and families who had their night ruined."
"I'm... I'm so sorry. I was drunk off my ass and I was trying to do something romantic. Sure, it was a pretty bad song choice, but I tried..."
>"Anon, I get it. What I don't get is why she," Octavia points to Rainbow Dash, "said that you raped her."
>"I can explain. Anon, if you please?"
"Oh, privacy? Okay."
 
>Be Dash
"Listen, Octavia, was it? I'm sorry about that. The truth is, I've never actually done anything much to Anon. He's rejected me. I don't even remember why I decided to say that I was dating him. Truthfully, he doesn't want to date me. I'm the issue here. I can't help myself, and even though I can't have him. I wish I could. I feel like crap for ruining what you have with Anon. So, I'll try to leave Anon alone so you can have him. We good?"
>Octavia sighs. "Sorry for yelling last night. I lost my cool. But I forgive you. Thank you."
>You smile and tell Anon he can come back inside.
 
>Be Anon again
>You open the door per Dash's request and sit next to Octavia.
"So... Are we okay? Can you forgive my stupidity?"
>She smiles. "Anon, of course I forgive you." With that, she leans in and kisses you.
 
>You smile at Octavia. She was so cute, you could barely stand it.
>"Anon, I have to talk with Dash. I assume it's personal," Octavia says politely. That's your cue to get out.
 
>Oh hey we're Octavia now
"So, Rainbow Dash? I know you want Anon, but why? There are plenty of stallions out there who I bet would love to have you."
>"The thing is, they probably wouldn't. My life sucks right now. I'm a drunk who can't keep their urges in check. And fillies look up to me! It's heartbreaking to hear them say that they want to be just like me when they grow up. Anon's one of the only things I have now..." Rainbow Dash seems to be on the brink of crying.
"Rainbow, there must be some way this can work out. I wish you could have Anon, but I also want him... I feel dirty for saying this, but perhaps we can make this into... a polygamic relationship?"
>"A what?"
"A, um... three-way relationship."
>"Octavia, I'm fine with it if you are," she said with a seemingly genuine smile.
"So, we will share Anon? Okay. Just make sure to notify me before you attempt anything. I'd rather not be, what do you call it, sloppy seconds."
>"Sure thing."
 
>And now Anon!
>You walk back into the room after you hear the talking stop.
"We're all good? Everyone's made up?"
>They both agree.
>"In fact, Anon... We had a proposition for you," Octavia says hesitantly.
"Yes?"
>"How would you feel to a, um, three-way relationship?" You can tell she's embarrassed to ask.
"I'd be fine with it. I'll be faithful to both of you, I promise."
>Octavia and Dash both look relieved. Whatever they talked about, you were looking forward to some sweet sex soon.