fuck yeah, I can Python
[code]import re
from urllib import urlopen
 
totalBanList = [1]
totalBans = 0
 
def num_groups(regex, url):
    webpage = urlopen(url).read()
    m = re.findall(regex, webpage)
    return m
 
if __name__ == "__main__":
    for i in num_groups(
                 r'(\bSTEAM_[0-1]:[0-1]:(\d+)\b).*',
                 'http://74.63.239.234/banlist.txt'):
        totalBanList.append(i)
##if __name__ == "__main__":
##    for i in num_groups(
##                 r'^(.*)(\r?\n\1)+$',
##                 'http://74.63.239.234/banlist.txt'):
##        totalBanList.append(i)
q = len(totalBanList) - 1
print 'There have been ' + str(q) + ' total bans since the beginning of time on Noobonic.'
[/code]
 
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xgbvW.png[/img]