>day drawing outside the lines in equestria
>youve been transformed into a 2 year old thanks to discord, but he got turned into stone the second he did it, so twilight is trying to reverse the spell as we speak.
>you were pretty shocked from all of this that you didnt speak to them within the last couple of hours, so they think you dont remember them.
>well, lets at least try and run this out for however long we can.
>"alright, now please try and pronounce my name, i have it written on the board." says pinkie
penk pay.
>"ooooh close, close. try again anon!"
ponkie peh.
>"come on anon, you can do it. sound it out."
pankie pah
>"oh that one was really close! oh hay dash!"
>"you trying to teach anon how to talk properly pinkie? how far have you gotten?" says rainbow dash.
>"yeah, ive been trying to get him to say my name. hes really close to it." says pinkie.
>oh you know her name, but messing around with her is just oh too fun.
>also all this free food is pretty nice.
>like for real, 24/7 buffe because they remember all the shit you did for them when you were... well... grown up.
>"hay anon, its me rainbow dash! can you say that? rainbow dash?" she says picking you up
>oh this gone be good.
renbow dish.
>her face when
>"oh, that was close. maybe i should help?" asks dash as she sits next to you.
>"alright buddy, lets try it like this. say pink." instructs pinkie.
penk.
>"peeeeeeee, like that. peeeeeeeeee-"
peeeeeeeee-
>"nnnnnnnnn-"
nnnnnnn-
>"keeeeeeeee-"
keeeeeee-
>"pie!"
pie.
>"pinkie pieeee!"
panko poi.
>"ooooooh poo! we almost had that."
>dash is just laughing her ass offf, so you think youll give her the taste of your wrath as well.
>you point at her and clearly say:
ranbah dosh.
>"no no no little man, rainbow dash." she emphasises.
ren and stimpy.
>"w-what? where did that come from? thats NO WHERE close to my name."
>pinkie is on the fucking floor.
>shes trying to hold in the laughter, but when she does that...
>"kmmmph.... kmmmph... kAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA- AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" laughes pinkie pointing at rainbow dashs face and holding her stomach.
>fluttershy walks in
>"hey everyone, hewo anon!~" says fluttershy as she picks you up and kisses you all up on your cheeks.
>you gotta admit, all this hugging and kissing isnt so bad.
>i mean, its not really what you want, but that childish instinct yo.
>"what are you all doing?" she asks.
>"hehehehe- ehem. ive been trying to teach anon how to say our names. you wanna try? i wonder what he'll call you." says pinkie as she finally stops laughing.
>"can you say it anon? fluttershy?"
>fluttershy's been through some tough shit latley, youre not gonna give her a hard time.
fluttershy.
>"you did it!" she says raising you in the air and spinning you both around the room.
>"hay! what the heck? how come he says your name so clearly?" asks rainbow dash.
>"yeah, hes been calling me things like ponkeh pah and stuff like that." says pinkie.
>"well... um... m-maybe my name is just easier for him..." she says back blushing a little.
>welp, fluttershy and dash are here, where are the others at?
>oh... theyre here.
>thats convenient.
>everyone comes up to you and says hi and kisses you on the head and stuff.
>but then theirs rarity...
>please someone save me before she-
>"oh anon, come here!" she says holding out her arms awaiting fluttershy to give me to her.
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO-
>she snatches you from fluttershy and...
>"mwah! mwah! mwah! mwahmwahmwahmwahmwah!"
>OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE!
>GET ME DOWN FROM HERE SO I CAN DECONTAMINATE MYSELF!
>"oh, you want down anon?" she asks as she sets you down.
>FUCKING HELL GET THIS SHIT OFF ME!
>HOW MUCH FUCKING LIPSTICK DO YOU HAVE TO USE?!
>FUCK!
>"oh! dont wipe it off anon!~ how meeeaaan!~" she says pouting at you.
>fluttershy sees what you are doing and comes over to wipe it off for you, to which rarity pouts even more.
>good, now i can go in the corner and draw so i dont get messed with anymore by-
>"there you are anon!" says sweetie belle.
>oh.
>fuck.
>no.
>"whatcha doin?" she says knowing exactly what you are doing.
>god you wanna punch her in the face so god damn much.
>you wouldnt say that if you were an adult because she was like a niece to you.
>but ever since you got turned into a 2 year old-
>"hah, im still taller than you anon!"
>say that shit again, i swear.
>say it again and i will fucking drop kick you.
>have you ever seen a 2 year old drop kick someone?
>neither have i...
>"sweetie belle leave anon alone, i think he wants to draw alone." says rarity.
>that may seem like rarity being nice, but in actuality, she is jealous as fuck right now.
>god the amount of times she hits on you in a day is just astronomical.
>well... when you were an adult i mean.
>i mean, i would totally date her, but she looks like the type that would want to know where you are at all the time.
>maybe she would even get jealous with you just being around any other girl, even our friends.
>she is creepy as fuck as of now though, i think she might have a shota fetish now.
>she winks and kisses at you.
ewwwww...
>oh god you said it out loud.
>"hahaha! oh man rarity!" rainbow dash laughs.
>"well i never!" rarity pouts.
>spike comes over to play with you.
>fuck yah, spikes a bro.
>you and spike are playing tag and shit, he of course giving you a handy cap because you have stubby 2 year old legs
>hes a good sport at least.
>you get one good tag on him and
>OW FUCK!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
>GOD YOUR FUCKING LEG!
>"oh, you okay anon? cmere." says applejack as she picks you up to check your leg.
>FUCK!
>WHY DOES SHIT HURT SO MUCH MORE WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING A KID?
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
>"at least yer handling it lahk the anon ah know. lets go put aa bandaid on that shug." she says taking you into the other room.
>"sorry anon, i didnt mean to run to fast, good tag!" says spike
>you give that nigga a thumbs up.
>he knows how to keep shit pimp-tight in a friendship.
>you can honestly call him your nigga.
>just not around zecora.
>you think she knows what that means.
>oh, thats another thing.
>you think zecora may know what you are doing.
>at least she is playing along.
>but god damn is she going to be laying you down hard with all the talk about "oh you liked being a baby anon? would you like this toy boat with its many cannons?" or some shit like that.
>you need to ask her to teach you to rap once all the blackmail is over.
>alright, bandaids on, time to cause more toddler like havoc.
>"alright, i think i got the spell down. bring me anon." says twilight.
>what? so fast?
>its only been like... 2 days!
>maaaaan.
>well alright, if we play this out, we are going to act like we never remember being a 2 year old.
>that way they wont act like complete assholes and limit the jokes down to a minimum.
>"alright anon, stand still, this will change you back." says twilight.
>i guess the only thing i regret is not throwing up on rarity.
>bamm, she hits you with a beam of magic and you are instantly turned back into a full grown 20 year old.
.... werent we just fighting discord? whats going on?
>perfect.
>"ANON!" says everyone as they cuddle around you and give a great group hug.
>you thank everyone (mostly pinkie and fluttershy) for helping you.
>after the all the talk and the hugs and the small jokes, everyone starts to go back to their homes, but before that happens...
hay sweetie belle.
>"yes uncle anon?" she asks with a very chipper smile.
now whos taller? huh? whos tall now?
>you do the dance of "fuck you" right in front of her.
>it doesnt have any real dictation of "fuck you" in it, but at least ill know what it means.
>she runs off to rarity to tell her i remember.
>"oh shush sweetie belle, anon has just come back, lets leave him alone." says rarity.
>yeah, suck it you little twerp! im buying you ice cream constantly anyway.
>well...
>you gotta admit, it was fucking nice being 2 for awhile.
>now lets go home and take a nice hot ba-
>oh shit celestia.
oh, um... hi.
>"oh foo! did i miss you being a 2 year old on the last day?" she asks.
yeah, just got turned back thanks to twilight. you wanted to see me as a toddler?
>"yes... i guess the only way to fix that is to WACHAAA!" she says shooting a magic beam at you.
>woah.
>wait.
>what?
>"there, now you get to stay with mama celestia for awhile!" she says picking you up.
>her flying chariot come out of nowhere.
>"lets go home anony!" she says booping your nose.
>well this is creepy.
>nice.
>but creepy.
>i guess you wont mind staying a 2 year old for a while longer.
>i mean, this is celestia she must be like epic mom tier.
>"let me get that belly!" she says as she lifts up your shirt and blows on your stomach.
>she is fucking god mode mom teir right now.
>this gone be good.