>day swooce in equestria
>you are shaggy
>you have been invited to- like- a party hosted by celestia
>twilight really wants you to go, so you guess you should or else she'll- like- yell and stuff
like- will there be food?
>"yes shaggy, there will be food."
then im in.
>you were- like- in.
>you are seated next to celestia herself
>"so shaggy, how has your life been in equestria thus far?"
ive been hanging out with the gang like i would have if i was back on earth man. like- the only thing i wish was that you guys would allow me to make more than a tripple stack sandwhich.
>"we still wonder how you are able to consume something of such mass with no problem."
i have trained my body since i was- like- 5 years old.
>youve had skoob since you were 5
>you miss skoob
>at least applejack is cool enough to let you hang out with winona sometimes
>you seriously need to teach her how to unhinge her jaw to be able to eat sandwiches like you
>after awhile, ponies started to look at how much you were eating
like- what?
>"well shucks anon, you sure are hungry."
like- you ponies just dont understand my needs.
>as you skarf down
>like
>everything
>celestia starts to get googlie eyes for you
>you are instantly teliportated into her room
>"shaggy... i need you"
>she pushes you onto the bed
like- wah! what are we gonna do on the bed?
>"fuck."
like-zoinks
>you swooce right out of there
>you swooce into your house
>you swooce your doors and windows shut and locked
>you swooce into your bed
>you nope yourself to sleep
>like- you sure hope celestia isnt able to swooce too.
>today was- like- a wierd day man