>day jackie chan in equestria
>applejack has been trying to rape you more frequently latley
>you hear a knock at the door, you already know its her
>this time, you are prepared
>you open the door to see applejack whirling her rope
wait, applejack... ive got a deal for you, hear me out.
>she slows down her rope twirling to a complete stop
>"ahm listnin"
okay... now... hears the deal... ill have sex with you-
>"*GASP* REALLY?!"
IF... if you are able to name FIVE things that are NOT apples... starting now.
>"uh... uhm..... uh... bananas..."
thats one....
>"uh...."
come on... 4 more...
>"oranges...."
thats two.
>"grapes!"
your doing it applejack. just two more.
>"pears."
aaaaaaaand?
>"a-"
a?
>"aaaaaaaaa-"
aaaaaaaaaaa....
>"aaaa... ah....aaaaaa..."
>man
>she was trying so hard not to say apples
>and it was making her look fucking cute as hell
>...
>fuck it
applejack... be my special somepony
>"aaaaaaaawhat now?"
you heard me you cute fucking pony of orange.
>"what?"
take me now you fool!
>"WHATS HAPPENING?"
DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH MARES!!!
>you chase applejack throughout your house untill you finally catch up to her and take her into your room so you can do the bed boogie.
>after about 20 mintutes worth of it, a question popped into your mind
so how was it for you?
>"twenny... minutes...."
...yeaaaah?
>"anon... im not gonna be able to walk fer lahk... two days..."
sooooooo....
>"shut up and do it more."
>today was a-
>"APRICOT!!!"
...what?
>"i could have BUCKING SAID APRICOT!!!"
>yeah...today was an okay day.