>today was a normal day you guess.
>you were just saving another princess from another moment of peril.
>this time, it was la muerte de la princesa.
>aka death princess
>"oh my, anon you are so brave."
>man her accent is so.... alluring.
i do what i can when i can princess.
>"so, i was wondering... would you like to come over... for some coffee or something?"
well, that would be nice, but i promised marceline i would-
>"marceline?! youd rather hang out with that e-stupid head than with me?"
hay now. thats not nice. she's rough around the edges, but when you get to know her she is cool.
>"anon honey... listen to me."
im listening.
>"you need a girl that can satisfy you."
>.... what?
oh... me and marce arent going ou-
>"DIDNT YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME?!"
>you shut right the fuck up.
>"good.... now like i was saying, she cant take care of you like i can mi amor."
>you put your finger up and open your mouth just to have her put her finger on your lips.
>"shhhhh... everything will be perfect now anon."
>she takes her finger and draws a circle on your chest.
>"with you and me together, we will... dios mio i am getting so flustered just thinking about it."
>were spanish people always this forward with starting a relationship?
>"now... i shall take you to my love chamber.~"
but-
>"te llevaré a mi cuarto amor!!!"
>you make her any more angrier than she is right now, shell start speaking in that rapid fire spanish... and that would be bad.
>rapid fire spanish is like hellfire and dead puppies when it reaches your ears.
>it makes you guilty for whatever you did or didnt do.
>you are forced to go with her, or else.
>"hay! let anon go!"
>it was marceline!
>"salir de aquí sacapuntas!"
>did.... did she just call marceline a pencil sharpener?
>"you yeah? well your a s????t??????u???p???????????????????d?????????? ?h??e???????????d"
>was that fucking hellion?
>"*gasp* you did NOT just call me an e-stupid head e-stupid head."
>marceline flies down and gives la muerte de la princesa a good slap.
>"oh, es el ahora chica!"
>oh man... undead cat fight.
>you cant help but sit down and watch.
>there is just something about undead girls fighting that is just.... hot. you never know why though.
>"you did NOT just rip off my FAVORITE SHIRT!"
>oh yeah... thats why.
>the fight escolates untill marceline fushes her on the ground and wraps herself up in a cloth that was on the princesses castle.
>"hey! esa fue mi paño castillo favorito!"
>"now we're even!"
>"no we are NOT!"
>oh god its still going.
>you dont know if you should stop them or bring a tub of pudding for them to wrestle in.
>their bodies covered in delicious chcolate pudding.
>their bodies with the curves and the jiggling.
>"OW!"
>okay, yeah, you gotta break this up.
alright you two, settle down.
>you push the two apart, and they try to claw at each other.
>"let me go anon! she called me a pencil sharpener!"
>okay, so you WERE right.
>"she started it!"
>actually, you started it. infact, you started by calling her a pencil sharpener.
i dont want to hear any of it. listen, both of you.
>they both stop trying to claw at each other so they can listen.
la muerte de la princesa. i was going to say i wasnt in a relationship with marceline, but you didnt let me get any words in. yelling at someone you want to have a relationship with is not the right way to go.
>she lowers her head in shame.
and marceline...
>she looks away.
your alright with me. get me out of here.
>"you betcha!"
>"hey!"
>marceline grabs you by the hand and gives la muerte de la princesa a nice middle finger.
>"oh cuando llegue a mis manos sobre ti, te vas a sentir la ira de mil pollo! sus ojos sangrar dona de jalea! Yo te maldigo con las pulgas de un hombre de vuelta corazonada! anónimo, voy a tomar su pene y hacer cosas con eso! materia sexual!"
>oh man the rapid fire spanish.... it hurts your soul.
>so you and marceline are flying back to your hou- wait... why did she make that turn?
>why are we going into her cave?
>why are we going into her house?
uh... mar-
>"shhhhhhhhhh.... the big stupid head is gone, and we are all alone."
>um...
>"so about that relationship..."
>oh..... OH!
 
 
good end.