>be rarity.
>you have been giving a human named anonymous hints that you like him for months now.
>today is the day you are going to get that man to notice you.
>you have invited him to lunch.
>here he comes.
>"hay rarity, thanks for inviting me over for lunch."
oh dahling i wouldnt have it any other way.
>"so... i actually wanted to tell you something..."
>could he be...
>"its something kind of involving you."
oh what ever could it be?
>oh you fucking know what it is.
>GET IN MOMA'S VAGINA YOU HOT PEICE OF MAN MEAT!
>"you have a piece of pepper in your teeth."
>oh fuck it all.
>you magic your measuring tape all over him and drag him down into the basement you just had installed.
>for this exact moment of caurse.
>this was his last chance and he blew it.
>well, whatever... you're still going to get what you want in the end.
>"rarity....."
oh shoosh dahling, im doing this for the both of us.
>"you still have that pepper flake in your teeth."
>fucking anonymous