>dont fuck with kuro
>he doesnt give a fuck what you do
>just dont fuck with him
>you try and fuck with kuro, you get the DICK
>last time some guy tried to fuck with kuro, he got left in a ditch with nothing in his body but pure semen
>and that was his dad
>his fucking dad
>dont fuck with kuro
>hell fuck you up
>like seriously, this one chick tried saying he had a small dick
>BAM
>he skull fucked her so hard she became a pony
>guess which pony that is guys
>rarity
>she is only so generous now because she know kuro is fucking watching her every fucking move
>dont fuck with kuro
>he may give you a chance to do it and say something like "do eet"
>but thats the fucking trap
>the second you "do eet" youre fucked
>he fucks you so hard you turn into spaghetti flavored ramen
>he even puts spaghettios in with you just so they cant tell which one is which
>chef boyardee sucks his dick on a daily AND nightly basis
>dont fuck with kuro