>your out pissing in the woods cuz god damn you had to piss and you couldnt hold it any longer
>suddenly rarity appears
>"oh my! i apologize!"
"apologize for what? our daddy tought us not to be ashamed of our dicks, specially since there such good size and all."
>"yes, i understand. your father gave you possitive critisism."
"it gets bigger when i pull on it..."
>"mmmMMMMmmmm..."
"sometimes... i pull on it so hard.... i rip the skin!"
>"well, my mother tought me a few things too, like uh, how to not rip the skin by placing the member in ones mouth for them, instead of them using their hands, as you said."
"will you show me?"
>"i'd be delighted!"
>and then she sucked your dickzors.
 
fucking rarity.... litterally.