>Day watch me swooce at Equestria High.
>Be Spitfire.
>Be jogging with your friends Sophie and Chloe in P.E..
>You all like to talk about random stuff while you jog.
>Makes time go by faster in a way.
>"ALRIGHT GIRLS, LINE UP." says Buffed Up Clitoris Shorts Shorts Coach.
>Ugh, this can't be good.
>You and your friends line up at the end of the line, you being the last one.
>"ALRIGHT GIRLS, VAGINA INSPECTION DAY."
>Holy fucking... what did she just fucking say?
>"D-did i just hear that correctly?" asks Chloe.
>"W-we must have misheard in some way shape or form... heheh... heh..." laughs a nervous Sophie.
>I guess they're right, there's no way that she actually said-
>"THAT'S RIGHT. VAGINA... MMMMMMMM... INSPECTION DAY. DROP THE SHORTS GIRLS!" says your coach.
>"Oh this is just bullshit!" says Sunset.
>"IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE FIRST MISS SHIMMERS."
>Coach just fucking takes off Sunset's shorts and panties in one fucking motion.
>Everyone fucking gasps.
>"WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING!?" screams Sunset, trying to hit coach.
>"YOUR STRUGGLING ONLY MAKES ME MORE MOIST!" says coach just flipping her over and jamming her... oh god.
>She's just fisting Sunset in front of all of you.
Fuck this!
>You fucking high tail it out of there.
>Everyone runs as well.
>"THERE IS NO... MMMMM... ESCAPE!" sas coach as she chases after all of you.
>HOLY SHIT SHE'S FUCKING FAST!
>While you run, you turn back to see her constantly tackle a girl, and just... well... fist them.
>"I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY LIKE THIS!" screams Chloe.
JUST KEEP RUNNING GIRL!
>"WE NEED TO MAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE TO TELL THEM ABOUT THIS!" yells Sophie trying her best to catch up.
HURRY UP SOPHIE, SHE'S DECKING IT FOR US NOW!
>Sophie looks back to see coach fucking haul ass for us.
>She tries her best to keep up with you and Chloe, but trips.
SOPHIE!
>She looks back at you with a scared and sorrowful look.
>"TELL NORMAN I AM SORRY FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO PRESERVE MYSELF FOR HI-" but she couldn't finish her sentence because... she got coached.
>You and Chloe fucking tank it to school.
>Chloe begins to fall behind.
CHLOE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER KEEP UP! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
>"I-I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!"
CHLOE, YOU BETTER FUCKING DO THIS! WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER!
>"I SAW WHAT SHE DID TO SOPHIE... I-I DON'T HAVE THE WILL TO GO ON ANYMORE SPITFIRE."
CHLOE YOU-
>"OHHHHHHHH GIIIIIIIIIIRLS!" says coach gaining up speed behind you and Chloe.
>You would fucking piss yourself right now, but you are too busy using all your muscles to fucking run right now.
>Pissing can fucking wait.
>Chloe looks at coach, and then to you.
>"SPITFIRE, TELL THE OTHERS THAT... THAT..."
CHLOE YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING SACRIFICE YOURSELF!
>"TELL THEM THAT BONBON IS FUCKING STUPID AND THAT FEMINISM IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM FEMALE ACTIVISM." she says as she jumps back to drop kick coach.
>Coach is caught off guard, and they both roll off behind you.
>You really don't want to look back now.
>You don't even want to think about what's happening to poor Chloe.
>You only have one thing to do, get to the principals office.
>You make it to school and bash down the fucking doors to get in.
>You make good time as you take the left to get to the main hall.
>"YOU WON'T MAKE IT SPITFIRE, THIS HAND IS... MMMMMMM... COMING FOR YOU!" yell coach.
>Not today.
>Luckily, the janitor was nearby cleaning.
>You take a bucket of soapy water he had in his cart and just fucking pour it all behind you as you run.
>Coach fucking slips and falls like this is fucking "Home Alone".
>You see the principals office right ahead.
>You kick the door down with all the strength you have, and are met with a frightened principal Celetia.
>"Spitfire, what is this outrageou-"
FUCKING BUFFED UP CLITORIS SHORT SHORTS COACH IS FUCKING FISTING EVERY FUCKING GIRL IN SCHOOL!
>Celestia looks shocked.
>"Vagina inspection day already? I thought i had that scheduled for next week."
FUCKING WHAT?
>"oh don't be so surprised. Every girl has to go through this."
SINCE FUCKING WHEN?
>"NOW." says Coach, right behind you.
>...
>All hope is lost.
>"LOOKS LIKE IT'S YOUR... MMMMMMM... TIME." says Coach as she slowly puts her hands around your shorts and-
>"FUCKING ELONGATED NIPPLE POLO COACH IS TOUCHING THE SHIT OUT OF OUR DICKS! WHAT THE FUCK?" yells Norman and he busts into the room knocking Coach over.
>"Oh, hello Norman. It seems both vagina inspection day and penis inspection day are in motion." calmly states principal Celestia.
>All.
>Hope.
>Lost.
>"MMMMMMMM, CINTHIA, YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAY." says Elongated Nipple Polo Coach.
>"YOU DO AS WELL.... MMMMM... VICTOR." says Buffed Up Clitoris Short Shorts Coach.
>They both look at each other...
>OH GROSS, THEY JUST STARTED TO FUCKING MAKE OUT.
>EW FUCK, THEIR... PARTS ARE TOUCHING.
>"Ugh... i'm getting out of here while i still can." says Norman.
Hell to the yeah motherfucker.
>You both take this moment to get the FUCK out of school.
>Your vagina stays in tact for one more day it seems.