>Day Twerk it at Equestria High.
>Since the twerk battle that happened last week, Rarity has claimed you to be her boyfriend.
>At first you were ecstatic about this but...
>She carries you around everywhere...
>With her ass.
>She's like a fucking kangaroo, except that you are the joey and her pouch is her ass.
>She takes you everywhere!
>She is so protective of you that if a girl even so happens to be in her direct line of sight, she sets you down and begins to bludgeon them with her ass.
>The only time you are left alone is when she walks you home, cradled in her ass cleavage.
Rarity, i think this has gone on long eno-
>"Shhhh-shhh-shhh-shh-shhhhhh.... no need to speak my dear. have a pleasant rest in your bed and dream about me.
>She shoots you out of her ass and through your window landing you perfectly on your bed.
>You put your head outside the window to see her crab walk home and hiss at every woman in sight.
>This is just to hardcore man... i dont know how to take it...
>The next day you are woken up with her wrapping her asscheeks around you and flying out of the window by flapping her arms as hard as she can like a fucking pterodactyl.
>"SCREEEEE!!!"
>Jesus Christ...
>You both finally make it to school but this time there is a whole ring of people waiting in front of the door.
>Rarity lets you go.
>"What is the meaning of this? Move aside!" says Rarity shooing them off.
>But they don't shoo.
>They don't even fucking move.
>You begin to hear a low chant.
>It becomes louder and louder until they are practically yelling it.
>"TWEEEERK BAAAATTLE! TWEEEEEEERK BAAAATTLE!!!" they all chant.
>They continue to scream this chant like some shit is about to go down.
>And judging from the last time someone screamed it, something is going to happen...
>Something related to ass being shoved at you from every direction.
>The begin to silence as Principal Celestia walks out into the center.
>Thank god, maybe she can put some sense into these people.
>"Students of Equestria High. I as your principal will judge the victor of this schedule twerk battle." she says.
>Are you fucking kidding me?
>"Many of you- as have i- have competed against each other just to twerk against the reigning champion Rarity for the prize of Norman."
>FUCKING WHAT?
>"The victor of the semi-twerk battle was none other than Trixie." says Celestia pointing at the crowd.
>Fucking Trixie just steps out like she owns the shit out of the school.
>"FROM HENCEFORTH I WILL NO LONGER BE KNOWN AS TRIXIE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL. FOR NOW ON... I WILL BE CALLED TWERXIE, THE PHATEST ASS KNOWN TO MAN!" she says whilst twerking.
>She does this looking directly at you.
>Rarity finally steps forward.
>"I, REARITY, EXCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE TWERXIE."
>The two of the turn around and begin to both meet each other half way, twerking all the while.
>You honestly don't know what the fuck is going on.
>"Combatants, take your places!" shouts celestia.
>They just fucking look at each other.
>"BEGIN!" says celestia slapping the ass of some girl, making her twerk like it was the signal for them to start.
>The fight begins.
>Twerxie lunges forward with a right cheek jab.
>Rearity counters by catching it in between her cheeks, and throws her to the opposite side of the "ring".
>Twerxie slams against some of the kids, but they just throw her back in, chanting twerk battle over and over.
>Rearity cartwheels into a gyrating spin trying to land upon Twerxie with her ass.
>But Twerxie knows exactly what the fuck is going on.
>She just fucking stands there looking you straight in the eyes.
>"You will be mine Norman." she says turning around to do a hand stand.
>She gets in a position like Christie from tekken.
>SHE DOES IT.
>SHE FUCKING DOES IT.
>Twerxie spins like a tornado bouncing Rearity's ass on hers, making her bounce higher each spin.
>On the last spin, Twerxie pushes from the ground, still spinning, carrying Rearity higher and higher into the air.
>Twerxie grabs Rearity and... and...
>Does an izuna drop.
>Rearity screams as both of them plummet for the ground.
>What are you to even fucking do right now?
>I mean, you ARE her boyfriend.
REARITY, USE THE FORCE TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!
>You honestly don't know what the fuck you are even talking about.
>You just wanna help out in some way.
>Rearity fucking flaps her arms like before, and they both start spinning like one of those gyroid things that astronauts are put on to test themselves.
>Down comes the both of them with a giant boom, and a lot of dust.
>So much dust that you cant see who made the right decision in that fall.
>When the dust finally clears, you begin to see a figure, twerking on top of the other.
>The form proves to be none other than Twerxie.
>Rearity tries to get up, but the booty bongos just keep hitting her head into the ground, as if to keep her in place.
>Rearity finally gathers enough strength to bend her back forward enough to catch Twerxie, and spins her out of there like a fucking bey-blade.
>She just lets it fucking rip.
>Once Rearity gets up, she rips up her skirt so she has more room to twerk.
>"THIS ONE'S FOR YOU NORMAN!" she screams with the heart of a woman fighting for her man.
>Rearity bounces high in the air with her ass, then swan dives towards Twerxie.
>Twerxie was not prepared for this, and begins to cower in fear.
>Rearity spins, ass forward, like a drill.
>The revolutions are so fast, she blurs into a tornado of purples and whites.
>Twerxie tries her best to counter this attack, but the revolutions are too strong.
>Soon both of them are a tornado.
>All the kids are starting to get scared because this could kill them if they try and step in.
>Celestia has the grimmest fucking face.
>The tornado slows down enough to show Rearity slam Twerxie into the ground, causing a crater that would make people from DBZ shit themselves.
>Before Rearity can make the final strike, someone shouts from the crowd of kids.
>"NOT SO FAST, THE CMC ARE HERE TO WIN NORMAN NOW!" says Applebloom.
>"You are late, we thought you would not have joined, or that you were all sick." said Celestia.
>"We are here to shake ass and take names, and we have plenty of ass." says Scootaloo.
>"For now on, our names will be badonkaloo, Applebunz, and Bootybelle!" says Sweetiebelle... or Bootybelle.
>All three of the CMC make their way out onto the field.
>"Sweetiebelle, get out of my ring! This is my ring, and My man!" says Rearity giving Twerxie a headlock with her ass.
>"My name is Bootybelle now sister, and Norman will be ours for the taking! CMC UNITE!"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKVWPu2u8nQ
>All three of them do backflips by bouncing their butts about one another in a linear fashion.
>When they all finally make it to the center, they all crouch in unison in front of Rearity strangling Twerxie with her ass.
>"SUMMASAWT!!" screams Badonkaloo.
>They do a flash kick.... but with their asses, emitting an aura that sends Rearity and Twerxie into the air.
>When they come back down, the CMC Juggles them from one to the other, leading into Applebunz.
>"CRIMINAL UPPER!" shouts Applebunz.
>A wild gust of wind sends them into the air again.
>It seems that all of their attacks work in unison, and are team based.
>The CMC just keep bodying Rearity and Twerxie.
>After about 5 more minutes of this bombardment of ass, Twerxie and Rearity finally learn their strategy and parry.
>"That is it! I've had it! I am going ALL OUT!" yells Twerxie.
>"As am I!" screams Rearity.
>The CMC just start running forward.
>Everyones auras are really bright and strong.
>They all clash into each other and a huge explosion happens.
>You cant see shit.
>You cant hear shit.
>You dont know what the fuck is going on.
>Its like being Hellen Keller.
>Once you are finally able to see.... you see who is standing victorious.
>Standing over them like they knew they were going to win...
>It was...
>It was the CMC.
>They had toppled even the power of Rearity the Aryan Booty, and Twerxie the The Phatest Ass Known to Man.
>Everyone roars with hype.
>Celestia starts like she is about to say something, but the CMC just fucking grab you an run.
>Is this your life now.
>Being fought over by the use of twerk battles?
>Will this continue?
>Of course it will.
>Probably until eternity.
>"Alright Norman, now drop yer pants so we can do the ceremonial twerk off." says Applebunz.
Twerk off? but you just did a twerk battle and won.
>"A twerk off is different. its where we jack you off by twerking."
>Oh sweet jesus...