>Day Poke'mang at Equestria High.
>You JUST got Pokemon X for the 3DS.
>It got released as the same day as the 2DS, but why would anybody fucking buy that stupid looking shit?
>Anyway, go to school.
>You don't really pay that much attention in class, because poke'mon.
>Okay, you don't pay any attention.
>Because poke'mon.
>Shit, why is Fennekin so fucking cute?
>God damn cute ass fox thing.
>Gonna pet the shit outta you and give you like a fuck ton of those cupcake looking things.
>"Hello Norman, i see you are playing your video games here today." says Rarity.
Oh yeah, sure. uhuh.
>Ah yeah, fucked your shit up you loli looking fucker.
>What's her name?
>Shauna?
>More like Shita.
>Because she's shit tier.
>Not like my waifu Serena.
>I'm gonna go talk to her right now.
>"Norman, how would you like to-"
Shhhh, shut the fuck up rarity! I'm talking to my one true love!
>"How can a video game character be your-"
FUCK! LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO RARITY! I PICKED THE WRONG CHOICE AND NOW SHE JUST THINKS WE'RE "FRIENDS" GOOD JOB, NOW I HAVE TO START ALL OVER FROM WHEN I LAST SAVED.
>"Norman, you're scaring me..."
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S REALLY SCARY?
>"Wh-what?"
YOUR FACE AFTER I'M DONE WITH IT. COME'RE BITCH!
>You grab rarity by the hair and wailord on her.
>Haha, play on words but with poke'mon.
>"NORMAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" screams Pinkie.
Bitch messed with my poke'manz.
>"Oh, she shouldn't have done that. Wanna poke'battle?"
POKE'YEAH!
>you and Pinkie sit on the shuddering body of Rarity as you have the time of your lifes.
>Man, if you keep playing this, your dick is going to mega evolve.