>Be Norman.
>Tell people that you have x-box.
>Everyone asking if you are going to get x-box bone.
No, im getting the ps4. I use to have a ps3 but the damn thing gave me the yellow ring of death.
>Start being shunned not only as a "racist" but as a "sonygger".
Wait, so you guys are always calling me racist just for wondering why you are all pink and green and blue and shit, but the second i say i like a different console you call me a slur?
>"Yeah, thats what you get for being a skruby casual!" says some guy.
>Oh...
>Oh no he did NOT just call you a skruby casual...
>You reach into your bag.
>And what you find is a trophy.
>A trophy you can only get by winning at EVO.
CALL ME SKRUBBY NOW FAGGOT!
>you begin to smash his brains in with your EVO trophy.
>Commenters are soon heard commentating on the spectacle of your rush down skills.
>People throw books at you to keep you away from them.
>Silly skrubs don't think you are used to zoning, and cant just parry them.
>I mean a book is just one hit each.
>Soon enough there are teams of 3 being thrown at you.
>You decide now is the time to let loose with your X-factor.
BIONIC....
>"OH GOD WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO NOW?" screams a kid.
AAAAAARRRM!!!
>You crash through multiple kids and adults.
>The police came and started shooting at you, but they don't realize that you have invincibility frames for most of your super, they also get hit.
>When everyone is on the ground and you stand over their bodies with the trophy still in your hand, you start to smirk.
How could i loose? I have a bionic arm?
>you dont really have a bionic arm, but you say it anyway because that line pisses everyone off 100% of the time.
>"H-hay Norman..." says someone.
>its yellow.
Whats up Fluttershy?
>she opens her arms and you are thrown into the air.
>"G-Gravity squeeze...i-if thats okay with you."
>OH FUCK THE PURPLE.
>OH FUCK, THE PAIN.
>THE PAIN AND THE PURPLE ARE TOO MUCH.
>She wavedashes over to you.
>"I-is getting bodied your fetish Norman?"