>Day "Fucking Raw" at Equestria High.
>You get your double order like usual and head to the usual spot to hang with the group.
>You are just about to sit down when you see a mob of camera-men come out of nowhere.
>"What the hay?" asks Applejack.
>Suddenly, Chef Gordon Ramsay comes out.
>Rarity is going ga-ga over this.
>Chef Ramsay just comes over and pops a squat right next to you.
>"Excuse me, what have you got there?" he asks.
Um... cheese pizza and cheese sticks. It's cheese day...
>"Oh, i see... cheese day is it? Why don't i get myself a serving of both, shall i?" he says exiting from your premises.
>He heads through the line, pushing kids out of the way.
>He finally makes it to the head of the line, right in front of the lunch ladies.
>They look hella nervous.
>"I'd like both orders." he says looking at the judgingly.
>They give him his food really fast.
>He comes back, and sits next to you again.
>He begins to eat it.
>His face turns from monotonous, to pure disgust.
>"Fucking hell."
>Rarity swoons.
>What the fucking shit?
What's wrong dude?
>"Look at this. This part isn't even cooked all the way."
That's because it's stuffed crust... that's cheese.
>He ignores you and continues to eat it.
>He just keeps getting more and more disgusted.
>He stops after the fifth curse.
>He begins to eat the cheese stick.
>"This is just unacceptable..."
>Oh what now.
>Chef Ramsay leaves the table again.
>He heads to the Principal.
>"Excuse me, are you the owner of this establishment?"
>"Yes, why do you ask?"
>"Come here, come take a look at this..." he says grabbing her and forcefully pulling her to your table.
>What the fucking shit?
>"You see this? What is this?" he asks blandly.
>"Well, it is cheese day, so it's cheese sticks and cheese pi-"
>"It's shit is what it is!" he says slapping a cheese stick to the ground.
>"Excuse me?" asks Celestia a bit taken back from the outburst.
>"You heard me, this establishment is serving shit!" another perfectly good cheese stick dies upon the floor.
>"Mister ramsay i can assure you that our food is mad with care and re-"
>"Excuse me, did you just say care? Take a look at this. You see this? What is this?"
>"It's a pizza."
>"Is that it? Is that what it is to you? LOOK AGAIN!" he says shoving it at her face.
>She is once again taken back.
>"FUCKING RAW! YOU CAN'T SERVE THIS!" he screams, flinging the pizza yet again at the floor.
>"You expect people to eat this?"
>"I-it is coo-"
>"Are you seriously about to tell me it's cooked? Because it is NOT cooked. It's. Fucking. RAW!"
Dude, chill the fuck out. it IS cooked.
>Chef Ramsay doesn't pay attention to you.
>Fucking hell man, what the fuck?
Who invited this asshole?
>"Asshole? Dahling, he is magnificent! I invited him to this school to improve on its terrible cuisine!" says Rarity.
>All your love.
>All your admiration for her.
>Ded.
>"B-but i l-like the pizza and ch-cheese sticks." says Fluttershy hiding behind her bangs.
I do too Fluttershy. I do too. This guy needs to be taken down a notch. I need to make a call.
>You take out your cellphone and call your uncle.
>The coolest fucking uncle anyone could have.
>Uncle Boyardee.
Yeah, uncle? Some asshole chef is talking mad shit about the food you suggested for our school. Yeah. Yeah it's Ramsay. Great. Bye.
>You hang up and smile.
>"Wh-who did you talk to Norman... i-if you don't mind me asking..."
My Uncle Boyardee.
>"Oh my..."
Yep.
>Within seconds, the ceiling crashes in.
>It's your uncle.
>He makes cool entrances like that.
>Chef Ramsay looks at him.
>"And who are YOU supposed to be?"
>My uncle only smiles.
>"Oh, so you think you are a joker? Huh? Is that what you think you are? Fucking pathetic is what you are mate."
>Chef Ramsay gets right up in my uncle's face.
>Bad mistake.
>Uncle Boyardee simply walks behind Chef Ramsay, takes hold of his waist in a tight grip, and does a german suplex.
>Ramsay squeals like a bitch.
>Uncle Boyardee just continues to do german suplexes, one after another.
>He's like fucking King from Tekken or some shit.
>Uncle Boyardee takes Chef Ramsay and does an izuna drop for a final attack.
>You hear a crack.
>Chef Ramsay has obviously just become a paraplegic.
>Your uncle comes to a knee and looks at him in the face.
>He just continues to smile heartily.
>He comes in close and says "Chef's don't judge."
>He walks away to leave Chef Ramsay to rot.
>You go back to eating your lunch like normal.
>Rarity is in complete shock that her idol got fucked up right in front of her.
>You gain Fluttershy as a girlfriend.
>You looks at Ramsay one last time.
You are just lucky my Uncle Quaker wasn't here.