>Day fastest hedgehog around at Equestria High.
>Well...
>Not Equestria High.
>Sonic.
>The fast food place.
>You are a carhop, the dudes that serve the food.
>Sometimes they make you wear those wonky ass skates too while you deliver, but luckily not toda-
>"Yo Norman, today is wednesday! PUT ON THE SKATES!" says your boss.
>Ugh... so fucking close.
>You quickly change out of your non-slip shoes into the skates.
>Why do you have non-slip shoes?
>Because Sonic is tight spaced, and the floor is always fucking slippery with fucking... i don't even know anymore.
>You head outside to deliver the order you were given.
>You roller skate out there, even dancing a little bit to the beat of the song that was currently playing on Sonic Radio (TM).
Alright, i got a route 44 shake, some chili dogs an-
>"Norman?" asks Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow?
>"Ohoho man! You work at Sonic?"
Yeah. I wanted to help my cousins out, i owe them a lot.
>"Wow. So how long have you been working here then?"
Eh... couple of months.
>"Yeah, i need a job. Luckily my mom just pays for everything though."
>Rainbow's mom is a soccer mom, yeah, but when she isn't watching Dash run the field, she is a busy fucking woman.
Yeah, i guess. Yo here's your food. That'll be $12.95.
>"Yeah yeah..." she says digging around her pockets.
>She stops.
>She turns to you with a puppy dog face.
No.
>"Oh COME ON! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?"
Ugh.... son of a bitch. Fine. You owe me.
>She pumps her fist and kisses you on the cheek.
>"Thanks Norm. I'll pay you back, i swear."
>She starts to pull out and you just stand there.
>She totally kissed you on the cheek.
>Is that supposed to mean something?
>"YO NORMAN, GET YOUR ASS INTO GEAR! WE GOT MORE PEOPLE COMING!" yells your boss.
Yeah yeah...
>You go inside.
>Collect the next order.
>Head outside.
Alright, we got a hamburger some fries an-
>"Norman?" asks Applejack.
Oh for the love of...