>Day waifu stealing at Equestria High.
>Be Norman.
>Be pissed.
>Why?
>Because every time you get a girlfriend, Brad steals them.
>You know, first it started with Fluttershy.
>You dated her for like, five fucking months, and she just goes up and says "S-sorry N-norman, but i like Brad... h-hope that you c-can understand."
>Being the absolute gentleman i am, i let her go.
>I set her free.
>Brad dates her for like a fucking week, and then drops her shit.
>Shy didn't show up for 2 weeks.
>You move on.
>You start dating Pinkie.
>Bam.
>Stolen.
>You start dating Applejack.
>Bam.
>Stolen.
>You date Twilight.
>Bam.
>Stolen.
>Brad at leasts dates her for more than 2 weeks, still drops her like it's hot though.
>Start dating rainbow Dash.
>She says some hsit like "I won't ever cheat on you. You can always trust in me to be loyal."
>Figure you finally have a real fucking girlfriend.
>Nope.
>Stolen.
>She doesn't even look at you anymore.
>FINALLY start dating Rarity.
>You where NOT going to lose her.
>You just weren't.
>"Hay Norman what's-"
STAY AWAY FROM ME BRAD.
>"What?"
I SAID STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY ARYAN BEAUTY. I SWEAR MAN. I'LL BOX YOU ONE.
>"Dude, chill. Who are you even talking about?"
Ugh... Rarity, stay away from me and Rarity.
>"Oh, Rarity. You mean that girl i just dumped?"
FUCKING WHAT?
>"Yeah, she asked me if i wanted to go out, and i said yeah, but then she started talking and i just dumped her right then and there."
.....
>"Norman? You okay Buddy?"
WHY BRAD? WHY?
>"Why what bro?"
WHY? WHY DO YOU STEAL MY GIRLFRIENDS?!
>Brad looks at you, smiles, and comes closer.
>"Because Norman, i can't have any woman getting close to you. I wan't you all to myself... bro..."
>He winks at you and leaves.
>You just fucking stand there.
>Brad is homo.
>Homo for you.
>You... you gotta get outta this school.