jake: okay... so yeah.... fighting a mountain.
 
>didnt we do this before?
 
finn: wasnt that a cyclops though?
 
>a mountain cyclops.
 
the worst kind.
 
jake: the point being is that we are fighting.... an actual mountain.
 
>i think we have hit a new all time high in our lives guys.
 
cyclops: STOP TALKING WHILE IM THRASHING YOU!
 
finn: but youre the one getting thrashed.
 
jake: yeah. i mean, watch this. ppccccchhhhhhh!
 
jake does a sound effect as he punches the mountain in its face.
 
mountain: OW!
 
jake: taste it suckah!
 
finn: hahahah.
 
>hay, its got a crystal on its back... weak spot?
 
finn: weak spot.
 
you charge your way up the mountains back and hit the weak spot.
 
the mountain doesnt even say anything, it just falls.... ON TOP OF YOU!
 
jake: OH GLOB! ANON, YOU OKAY?!
 
>owwwwwww.....
 
jake: oh man oh man. HUGH!
 
jake just lifted the mountain off of you.
 
finn: i dont get it, "ow"? anon, youre usually able to take more than that.
 
>well it landed RIGHT on my old back injury.
 
fuck football.
 
jake: can you get up?
 
>yeah i can- AGHHOHOHOHH!!!
 
finn: oh man.
 
>yeah, no. i aint getting up. jake.... take me to bonny, maybe she can help out.
 
jake: man... hay at least you showed that mountain. its out like a light.
 
>thats what it gets for picking on innocent looking mustached horse children.
 
finn: may they live on freely and majestically.
 
jake: alright anon, im gonna slooowly pick you up and-
 
>OWOWOWOWOWOWW!!!
 
jake: oh glob!
 
>just do it real fast and get it over with!
 
jake: okay, onetwothreego!!!
 
>AUGH!
 
jake:.... we all set anon?
 
>*whimper*
 
jake: oh man.
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bubblegum: your spine is... dislodged.
 
>WHAT?!
 
bubblegum: dont worry though, with this injection, i can get it fixed within a week.
 
>wait, like a five day week or a-
 
bubblegum: the full seven days.
 
>ughhhhhhhhh..... fine, whatever. just stick it to me and lets get it over wi-AUGH! THAT WAS IN MY BACK!!!
 
bubblegum: i needed to inject it into your spinal collum.
 
>THAT. WAS IN. MY BACK.
 
finn: so if the mountain had landed anywhere else on your body you would be okay?
 
>.... yeah.
 
fuck football. i told dad this would come back to bite me.
 
jake: so whats the deal, he needs to just rest for a whole week? what if something big happens?
 
bubblegum: i have taken precautions as of right now. if anything big happens, it wont be in the candy kingdom.
 
>i dont wanna do nothing for a whole week. hell, not being able to get up makes me angry already.
 
bubblegum: anon, there isnt much i can do for you right now.
 
>... wheelchair me.
 
bubblegum: im afraid i cant anon, your spine needs to be re-aligned before we can set you in a wheelchair.
 
>... well, when will that be?
 
bubblegum: i dunno.
 
you lay your head in the pillow and speak in tongue.
 
bubblegum: if it makes you feel any better, i can get one of the banana guard to come in here and read you stories.
 
>i dont want any stories....
 
you just sounded like a 6 year old saying that.
 
is this really what we do when we get injured?
 
yes. its ran in the family for centuries.
 
dad did it when he broke his arm. mom did it when she sprained her ankle. chris did it when he dislocated his knee cap (ouch).
 
bubblegum: well anon, i have to go now. ill be back around 6:30 to check on you.
 
>but thats six hours and thirty minutes away from noooow.
 
finn: dont worry bro. well keep you company.
 
>... jake...
 
jake: yeah?
 
>can you go get your doughnut glove? i have a craving for doughnuts now.
 
jake: on it buddy.
 
okay, so things arent so bad, you just cant move.
 
*crrrrack*
 
>.... was that my spine?
 
finn: yep.
 
>gross..... i wonder when itll do it again because that sounded pretty cool.
 
finn: yeah.
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the whole day was spent just laying down, nothing really happened.
 
well i mean, most of your friends came to visit you, but besides that, it was just a day of laying down and relaxing.
 
some weird stuff happened though. like pep butt walked in front of your door 5 times. you asked him if he was buisy and he said no, and then you said he walked in front of the door five times, he just said "this is my first time coming through this hall in a week master anonymous."
 
what? pep butt you crazy... you walked in front of that thing a minimum of 5 times. maybe 4.
 
not only that, but one of the banana guards... hell,two of them stuttered. banana guard dont stutter.
 
and last but not least, some of the people that came to see you would pop up and then just seem to disappear.
 
oh well... maybe its just your head playing tricks on you...i mean your back still hurts like hell
 
bubblegum: ha anon, youll never guess what i had to do today.
 
>meet up with some type of royal person to set a truce?
 
bubblegum:.... did one of the banana guards tell you?
 
>nope.
 
yep.
 
bubblegum: well anyway, how are you feeling?
 
>well, my back has stopped popping. is that good?
 
bubblegum: thats great anon! that means we can put you in a wheelchair tomorrow.
 
>i thought that you said that-
 
bubblegum: well it was more of a guessed estimate really.
 
>huh...
 
bubblegum: well, im glad to hear that you are healing quickly. youll be out of here in no time anon.
 
>yeah... i hope so.
 
bubblegum: something wrong?
 
>i dont know, its just that all day ive been having this feeling that the world has been.... i dont know its stupid.
 
bubblegum: tell me about it anon.
 
>just forget about it. i know i will. goodnight bonny.
 
bubblegum:.... goodnight anon.
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bubblegum: hehehehe..... wake up my king.
 
>mn...whah?
 
wait, what? king?
 
>whats going o-
 
why am i out of the ER?
 
why am i in pajamas?
 
>why am i in a bed with bonny?
 
bubblegum: you sure are sleepy. how is your back feeling honey?
 
>.... honey?
 
bubblegum: oh, yeah, you did say that honey isnt a good cutesy name. um.... darling?
 
>wait, woah woah woah woah woah.... hold on a second.... i get aback injury and you think we are dating all a sudden? did you get bonked on the head while i was gone fighting that mountain with the guys?
 
bubblegum: nonny youre not making sen-
 
>nonny?
 
what the fuck is going on?
 
bonny puts her hand on your head to check if you have a fever.
 
bubblegum: no fever.... who are you?
 
>well, obviously in anon. who are YOU. your definitely not bonny.
 
bubblegum: your wife. weve been married for at least 2 years. anon, there is no way you have semi amnesia. there is no such thing. stop playing around and-
 
>wait, woah waoh. 2 years? ive only been in ooo for a year and a half.
 
bubblegum: anon you have been here for 9. we were childhood friends.
 
.... wait...
 
>um... so,what happened yesterday for me? i mean, yesterday is when i hurt my back, right?
 
bubblegum: yes?
 
>i fought a mountain with the guys?
 
bubblegum: yes...
 
>okay... remember how you wanted to know what was going on?
 
bubblegum: yes, anon whats going on?
 
>okay, so just here me out.... i think i may be in the matrix.
 
bubblegum:........ what?
 
>okay so thats not whats happening. but yesterday everyone was.... well for a lack for better words, glitching out. pep butt walked by my room 5 times when he said he only walked by once. banana guards stuttered, friends popped up and dissapea-
 
bubblegum: anon i dont understand. the world cant just glitch. something of that magnitude would need a highly precious item, or a locked point in time in which something that happened, wasnt supposed to, and the world would try and fix itse-
 
.... oh man...
 
>so this is an alternate world.
 
bubblegum: *sigh* for you,yes.
 
>so i really am married to you in this world.
 
bubblegum: youre not, but my nonny is.
 
>see, right there? i knew something was definitely up when you called me nonny. i wouldnt let anybody call me that. not even my grandma.
 
bubblegum: i guess that means we cant cuddle like normal.
 
>yeah.... that would be awkward for me. i mean, dont get me wrong bonny, your definitely my type, but i dont exactly know you any more than a friend in my world.
 
bubblegum: i wonder if the me in your world likes you as much as i do.
 
>if so, she doesnt convey it.
 
bubblegum: or you arent picking up on the hints.
 
>girls are stupid. a dude isnt going to know what you want unless you say it flat out.
 
bubblegum: thats what my nonny says.
 
>ugh. i cant believe he tolerates that here. theres only been 2 people  i would ever let call me that, and that was my little bro when he was 2, and my imaginary queen friend i rescued all the time when i was a kid.
 
bubblegum: well, enough of the discussion. we need to find out what is going on, and if i can get my old nonny ba-
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marceline:-ck anon. have a nice ride in your wheelie?
 
>..... what?
 
marceline: i said welcome back and if you had a nice ride in your wheel chair.
 
>....... what?
 
marceline: pffhaahaha. anon your so dumb sometimes.
 
..... what?
 
>okay, hold up.... i was JUST talking to bonny.
 
marceline: you WHAT?!
 
marceline pins you down in your wheelchair that you just so happen to be in.
 
marceline: anon, what the flying LUMP?!
 
>what?
 
marceline: how could you talk to her after what she did to you?!
 
>uh.... what did she do to me?
 
marceline: are you freaking kidding m- ugh... she kept you in a dungeon for 3 months anon! how can you just forget about all of that?!
 
>beeecause im not YOUR anon, im actually from a different universe. damn, what did i do to get locked up in jail? did i kill somebody?
 
marceline:...... what?
 
>oh yeah, um... so i was jst talking to bonny from an alternate universe. apparently we were married and-
 
marceline: WHAT?
 
>i know, right? anyway, this has been happening to me for like.... i dunno.... since yesterday.
 
marceline:..... what?
 
>what you are feeling right now, is exactly what im feeling. seriously, what did the other me do to get locked up in jail?
 
marceline:.... he didnt do anything, bonibelle wanted him for his body. it took us 5 months to finally brek through her fortress. she marked you-him up pretty bad. she is at a high guarded dungeon in the nightosphere for what she did to y-him...
 
>.... are we married?
 
marceline: w-no... um... me and him have only just started going out.
 
>please dont tell me you call him nonny.
 
marceline: god no. he told me not to call him that the first day he got here in ooo. um.... are me and you going out in your world?
 
>no... but we are really good friends. i think you are starting a relationship with some dude judging if what lumpy space princess said is true.
 
marceline:.... oh.... um... well this is kind of awkward.
 
>yeah, can you get me back up? id do it, but you know...wheelchair.
 
marceline: yeah, sorry... but you can imagine what i thought was going on, heck i thought you still had that syndrome where you have feelings for the person who kidnaps you.
 
>jesus.... was it that bad?
 
marceline: anon wouldnt talk to anyone for at least another 3 months. i gained enough courage to tell him that i liked him and i wanted to see him happy again, like when he made me happy.
 
>thats sweet.
 
marceline: so, how are we going to fix this and make my anon come back?
 
>well bonny-
 
marceline looks angry.
 
>the good one that didnt molest or harm me that is- told me that the world is correcting itself. so maye ill get back home.... soon. same for your anon.
 
marceline: i really hope s-
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jake: -o.
 
>..... um.... can you repeat that?
 
jake:i said that you should hope so.
 
>oh...
 
well that doesnt answer anything at all.
 
jake: are you even paying attention anon? you have a chance to see your dad and bro again, all you gotta do is step through that portal. dont tell me you are chickening out. anon, with all we have been through to get you here. fighting a corrupted finn, killing ice king, saving marceline from being killed by hotdog princes.
 
>hotdog prince- nevermind. what about my bro?
 
jake: just hurry up and hop in that portal you idiot.... dont make this harder than it has to be bro.
 
>but-
 
>im gonna miss you anon. youve helped out alot. now get out of here... while there is still time.... you may as well save yourself.
 
>wha-
 
jake pushes you into the portal. your wheelchair spins backwards at an alarming speed, you almost knock over when you hit a bump in the road on the other side.
 
....
 
road?
 
road?!
 
chris: anon?
 
>.... um....
 
chris: what the.... anon how are you.... but your still a.....
 
>im just as confused as you bro.
 
chris: are you parali-
 
>god no. football injury got fucked up and now it has to heal. um.... im just going to go ahead and tell you that some serious shit happened to me.
 
chris: um.... shit.... DAD... anon is here!
 
you hear a rushing nearby.
 
dad: you better not be shitting me bo-
 
>.... yo.
 
dad:.... well im getting the colas out.
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chris: so the reason you look only 20 is because you only been gone a year and a half?
 
>yeeeep.
 
dad: and you were in some magic land in the future?
 
>yep. earth is called ooo in the future. technically its ooo right now.
 
dad: who would name a plantet ooo?
 
>who would use lump as a noun, verb, adjective, and a curse word?
 
dad: lump is a curse word? fuckin hell?
 
>thats what i think every day im there.
 
chris: but your here now! to stay!
 
>.... yeah..... about that...
 
chris:.... you cant stay can you?
 
>no. some shit happened, and the world is correcting itself. im most likely going to be sent back to my ooo in the long run, maybe even in 5 seconds from now. i dont know, ive been universe hopping.
 
dad: well shit, drink your damn soda before you loose it for good.
 
>good point, when will i ever get the chance to drink this amazing nectar of the gods again?
 
oh cola... you so good.
 
chris: how long you think you got?
 
>... another hour at best.
 
dad: shit.... and just when i think my son is back.
 
>listen, chris... i saw the videos you made.
 
chris: you did? wow... um... i cant believe they made it. i lost the camera when the explosion happened.i cant find it anywhere.
 
>well, i bet you will find it. else i wouldnt have seen them.
 
chris: man, so you would have already known you were gonna be here.
 
>no actually. i had no clue. you didnt say anything about it. if you do find the camera, dont say anything about this.
 
dad: why not?
 
chris: then this might have never happened.
 
dad: but its happening right now.
 
chris: thats because im not going to say anything about it.
 
>hahaha...
 
you and chris drink soda while dad drinks his beer. you talk and laugh and just relish in the thought you get to actually say good bye to them.
 
>listen guys.... i think its going to happen soon. i just wanted to give you two an actual good bye for once.
 
dad: shit........ anon, you promise me something.
 
>yeah?
 
dad: you need to mary and have yourself a baby so i can look down from heaven and know that me and your mother have a grandchild.
 
>for the love of.... get in here dad.you too bro.
 
dad and chris get in for one of the most manliest hugs of all time.
 
>.... i miss you both so much...
 
chris: we do too bro.... we do too....
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when you feel that you are not in a hug anymore, you know that you have once again been transported to another universe.
 
>fuck!
 
you kick the dirt around you.
 
wait....
 
>i just kicked the dirt.... im standing up.
 
IM FUCKING STANDING!
 
>my back is fixe- OWOWOWOW OKAY NOT ALL THE WAY YET, I GET IT!
 
well, at least im standing, thats all that matters.
 
finn: oh hay anon, looks like youre up and running again.
 
>yeah but my back is still giving me the buisn-
 
holy damn.
 
finn: anon, something wrong?
 
finn is buff as fuck.
 
and has a robot arm.
 
he looks older though.
 
finn: anoooon. you okay bro?
 
>finn, you got a mirror?
 
finn: i got that shiny knife you gave me awhile ago. got something in your teeth?
 
>uh, yeah.
 
finn passes you the knife and you look at yourself.
 
you look basically the same, but you have a scare running down your left eye. how are you still able to see with it?
 
you look unchanged. why is finn older then?
 
finn: it must be weird being immortal huh?
 
>whuh?
 
finn: yeah, i mean, that blow to the head should have killed you, but instead you got a scar.
 
>um... yeah... immortality.
 
im immortal in this world? i wonder what happened...
 
bubblegum: well, we got the walls up. how are the defenses going finn? oh hay anon. glad to see your back in shape.
 
>yeah, my back still hurts a bit though.
 
bubblegum: immortal but still feels pain. should have worked on that serum a bit better.
 
so the other me drank a serum.... hmmm...
 
jake: hay guys, i brought the stuff. hay anon, glad to see-
 
finn: hes heard that twice already. did you get the doughnut glove, we are going to need that.
 
glad to see some things havent changed.
 
jake: yeah.... but i dont want to throw it away like this.
 
bubblegum: it wouldnt be throwing it away, it would be using it, one last time.
 
jake: yeah but.
 
>jake, you hardly used it anyway.
 
jake:... yeah, i guess your right.
 
finn: give it here bro, we gotta attach it to the top..... right?
 
bubblegum: yeah, we need it up top so we can get a clear doughnut signal.
 
oh wow, things really havent changed.
 
>what can i do to help?
 
bubblegum: anon, didnt you pay attention during the briefing? we need you to use use your scythe to cut through most of the main lines so we wont have much trouble.
 
>woah, hold up. scythe? dont you mean sword? you know. giant sword, bigger than a door. can summon it when i really need it?
 
bubblegum: .... anon... thats been lost ever since-
 
jake: i guess he just really misses the thing.
 
finn: it was an awesome sword.
 
did the other me loose the sword somehow?
 
but i can still-
 
>i mean look.
 
you summon your sword.
 
bubblegum:..... youre not from this time are you?
 
> wow, smarter than my bonny.
 
bubblegum: youre not supposed to be able to do that.... anymore. the fact that you are able to do that means that you are from the past.
 
>yeah. wait.what? no, it ust means im from anther world.
 
bubblegum: that is another way of putting it, yes. most alternate universes are actually just different choices taken. in "this world" our anon relinquished the right to be the wielder of the sword of great will.
 
>why would he do that?
 
jake: we cant just go and tell you that. we could alter YOUR reality.
 
finn: and thats not blooby at all. thats plain bunk.
 
>hmmmm.... just tell me one thing, am i dating someone in this timeline?
 
finn: your dating-
 
bubblegum: *AHEM*.... we have more pressing matters at the moment. ready the doughnut glove jake.
 
jake: heheh, sure miss jealousy.
 
you get close to finn and whisper to him.
 
>its marceline isnt it?
 
finn: nope, your dating sola... er... luna? you know what i mean.
 
>not really.
 
finn: well there is this girl you meet later down the line, and she is actually two people in 1, so you kind of fall in love with both of them and 1 controls the stars and the other controls gravity and yadda yadda yadda alternate timeline stuff. but who knows, maybe this IS your future.
 
>huh... oh... about my scythe.
 
finn: you can summon it like your sword, i think youll need the sword more though now that you have it out.
 
>who did i give the sword to?
 
finn: heh, guess.
 
>.... beemo.
 
finn: are you kidding? dude... look at mah back... knotice anything... you know... big?
 
>oh.... OH! why does it looks so different?
 
finn: different people, different feels you always said.
 
that does sound like something i would say.
 
>huh... you using it well?
 
finn: for 5 years bro. now come on, we gotta go thrash some bad gu-
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marceline: -ys, i think we are ready to start the party.
 
>*sigh*....
 
finn: whats wrong anon?
 
>nothing...
 
i just wanted to help those guys out.... and maybe find out who this sola... luna... girl is.
 
so whats different about this world?
 
jake: you brought ice cream? gross.
 
okay, thats one hint that this world is fucked up already. what else is there?
 
???:hay guys, did i miss anything?
 
bingo. now who is-
 
>JESUS FUCK!
 
you fucking take cover from behind one of marcelines chairs.
 
???: anon? whats wrong?
 
>WHY IS THERE A FEMALE SLENDERMAN IN THE HOUSE?!
 
slendlella: slendella. i know we only met 5 days ago, but i thought we were all past this anon.
 
>..... so youre telling me that in this world, im friends with a female slenderman.
 
slendella: slendella.
 
>whatever.
 
maceline: anon, why are you acting like this?
 
>im from an alternate world...or timeline...or something, i dont know. the world is correcting itself and ill be sent back to my own world eventually.
 
bubblegum: ah. fixed point in time where something that happened wasnt supposed to.
 
>yep.... huh... so how did we meet slendella?
 
slendella: you protected me from a mountain, and then freaked out when you realized i was "  female slenderman". my kinds name is windigo thank you very much.
 
>wait... you said we met how many days ago?
 
slendella: 5 days.
 
>counting this... thats how many worlds ive been to... maybe.... just maybe, i only have 2 more places to go after this.
 
bubblegum: interesting. thats the amount of time i told you that you would be out for.
 
marceline: oh, youre from another world?
 
>yep.
 
marceline: are we going out?
 
>nope.
 
marceline: darn. do you want to go out with me?
 
>i think youre dating someone in my time... or universe... i dont know.
 
marceline: ah....
 
finn: huh.... do we still hang out a lot?
 
>yeah. but jake likes ice cream, and we dont have... um... slendella as a friend.
 
jake: your jake sounds stupid.
 
>YOU SOUND STUPID!
 
you slap his snout.
 
jake: OW! you hit hard bro.
 
>dont call me bro you dirty imitation jake.
 
finn: but that is jake.
 
bubblegum: our jake at least.
 
>you have a stupid jake.
 
jake: thats co-
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ice king: -ld? do you need any blankets?
 
>woah, ice king, you look....young. you only have white hair.
 
ice king: ice king? is that a nickname? are we giving each other nicknames now anon? how about nonn-
 
>no. sorry simon. im from a different world. ive just kinda.... borrowed this anons body i suppose. i think hes doing the same as me. that means he is two worlds behind me, which means hell be back to you in 2 worlds.
 
simon: hmmm... no. i was just speaking to him.
 
>what? then that just means that IM the only one going through this.... what?
 
simon: fixed point in time?
 
>yep. i wonder what went wrong...
 
simon: you know, sometimes its not what went wrong, its what happened that something the universe didnt want to happen. maybe it was SUPPOSED to happen, but for some reason the universe said "nope, uh-uh. i aint letting that happen" and tries to reset the world to make it better again.... in its own way of course.
 
>... so your saying that the universe didnt want.... something to happen?
 
simon: yep. have you ever experienced deja vu?
 
>yeah?
 
simon: thats someones life being re-writen. ever been ASKED if you feel like this is deja vu?
 
>yeah... sometimes...
 
simon: THEIR life just got altered. it can happen in small bursts, or very large life changing bursts. by the looks of things, you are experiencing the latter.
 
>yeparoonie.
 
child marceline: *yawn* why are you two staying up so late? nonny you said you would tuck me in...
 
okay... there are now 3 people allowed to call you nonny.... 2 being kids. toddlers. toddlers are allowed to call you nonny.
 
>go back to bed, ill be right there.
 
child marceline: thats what you said last time.
 
you look at simon.
 
simon: you kinda did in a way. we can talk more when you come back.
 
>thats the thing, i dont know if im gonna make it back in time.
 
simon: oh, so its that kind of fixed point. its in a span of hours... exiting. by what you have told me so far, you will be corrected in 24 hours.
 
>but iv been hoping each... i dunno... 5.
 
>yes. like i said.you will be corrected in 24 hours. the hours dont have to match the time YOU have been experiencing, but for how long you have been gone. if my calculations are correct, you have been gone for a max amount of 144 hours thus far. 144 plus 24 equals 168. 168 equals 7 days.
 
>huh... alright.
 
child marceline: anoooooo-
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???:-onymous... youre finally here. ive been waiting for you a very long time.
 
you are standing in a white.... world. there is absolutely nothing in sight.
 
???: of caurse ive been watching you a long time as well, so why wouldnt i want to see you?
 
>who are you?
 
???: there isnt much time for us to talk to each other, not yet...so i want you to listen anonymous.
 
>.... fine. what is it you want to talk about?
 
???: you anonymous. ive spent most of my life making sure you were always in no way of harm. i made sure that for ever negative cause that was set out for you, there would be a positive effect.
 
>what is all of this about?
 
???: anonymous, have you ever loved someone?
 
>dont go asking me a thing like that right off the bat. thats like how otacon was like "you think love can bloom on the battlefield?"..... yeah, what about it?
 
???: i love you anonymous, and i want you to be safe. that is why in a short period of time... things will change.
 
>.... safe... wait. i hurt myself and all this started happening. is this your doing?
 
???: correct.
 
>whats the point of fixing me now? i got that injury way back when.
 
???: i was not able to be of assistance then. there was no way for me to even touch you there.
 
>there? earth? and you can touch me on ooo? ooo is just earth all blown up and full of mag-
 
???: you see now?
 
>... yeah, i guess i do. but wait, does that mean you were also the one to send me to ooo?
 
???: yes.
 
>how is that even possible if there was no magic on earth at the time?
 
???: you do know what made earth become ooo, yes?
 
>yeah, a bomb filled with mojo. what about it?
 
???: where would that magic come from if it didnt exist?
 
>.... so there was magic on earth?
 
???: terribly dark and ancient magic. they dug it up and began doing what they were meant to.
 
>and whats that?
 
???: bring you to me. all of this is just plans gone right.
 
>y-you set up that bomb?
 
???: no. but i did know that then was my only chance to have you here with me.
 
>so this was a plan you made up on the spot, the second magic entered earths hands huh?
 
???: that is a crude way of putting it.
 
what is this ladies deal? shes the reason why i am here though. she is being very criptic hintey too.
 
???: you feel at home in ooo dont you?
 
>yeah. i have family there.
 
???: soon i will be your only family, and we can stand by each other forever like i have always wanted.
 
>so.... a forced marriage?
 
???: another crude way of putting it.
 
>so all of this. today, was just a way to see me?
 
???: not at all really. i just didnt want you being hurt.
 
>so i get hurt, and you set this all up? that doesnt seem right. there is something else up. ive been hurt way worse then now in ooo, and i didnt experience this before. whats your game in this?
 
???: THIS IS NOT A GAME! YOU THINK I WISH TO PLAY AND TAUNT YOU? YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF TIME I HAVE HAD TO SPEND TO EVEN GET ENOUGH DISTORTIONAL ENERGY TO EVEN CRACK THE UNIVERSAL SHIELDING THAT SEPARATED US! I AM NOT PLAYING ANY GAMES!
 
crazy bitch mode activate.
 
???:.... im sorry for yelling... it was rude of me. i wish not to frighten the one that shall spend the rest of eternity to me.
 
forced marriage is out of the house now, this is more like a blind marriage.
 
>again, who are you?
 
???: how can you not remember me? we used to play so much.... nonny.
 
....... that voice.... the protection... she couldnt be...
 
???: we are out of time anonymous, but soon... soon we will be reunited. i promise you that, just like you promised me.
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jake: hay, hes starting to wake up!
 
marceline: oh man, about time, i was starting to think bonny killed him.
 
bubblegum: someone cant be dead if they are breathing marceline.
 
marceline: you really gonna say that when you are talking to someone who is dead right now?
 
bubblegum: you know exactly what i mean-
 
>stop fighting jeese.
 
finn: dang bro, youve been out for 7 days!
 
>i figured as much...
 
finn: wait... what?
 
>i figured id be out here for seven days.huh... gives a bit more meaning to 24/7 for me.
 
bubblegum: anon, what are you talking abou-
 
>fixed point in time.
 
bubblegum: .... i see. anonymous what happened?
 
>id rather not talk about it. ive got a lot to think about.... im glad to be back though.
 
marceline: i dont get it, whats going on?
 
>ill tell you all tomorrow, for now i want to sleep. ive been awake for 24 hours.