>you just adopted a fluffy blue unicorn pony >the shelter said she had a previous owner, but you didn't get any details >all you care about is that you have a new fluffy pony >and that you didn't have to pay as big an adoption fee >bring her home and let her out of her carrier >she toddles around, getting familiar with her new home. >she's much quieter than you expected - she hasn't said a word since you saw her. >in fact, she seems to be making an effort to make as little noise as possible >but she's still very energetic and playful and she loves the new blocks you got for her >while she's occupied with those, you start on dinner >you hear a cute little sneeze >you turn to look at fluffy pony >fluffy pony's big yellow eyes widen in fear and she immediately ducks down and covers her head with her fluffy little hooves, shaking as she tries to cry quietly. >she does this every time she makes any kind of noise   (From an anonymous post on 4chan's /mlp/, 2012 March 5.) (http://arch.413chan.net/mlp397538.html#398803)