>be an earth fluffy pony
>be absolutely adorable!
>aqua green fluff and mane; you're all one color!
>that apparently makes you really special!
>the really nice hoomans you live with make sure you have plenty of huggies and nummies
>they even give you your own big red ball to play with! All of the other dummy fluffies have to share!
>Today starts just like every other day; you're let out of your cage at the same time as all the other fluffies
>You get your own bowl with what they call "bweakfast nummies" in it
>In reality it's just shredded newspaper with fettucini sauce poured over it
>Of course, you and the other fluffy ponies don't know any better; they all look incredibly jealous as you eat
>You make sure to savor each bite, grinning ear to ear
>During play time, you're given your own ball
>The other fluffies call fowl once again and get punished if they try and take your ball
>Smile smugly as you play in the corner by yourself
>"Ugwy and dummy fwuffies dun' get baww or bweakfast sketties! I bettuh fwuffy den aww of yoo!"
>You're the happiest a fluffy pony can be
>Suddenly, without warning, a bunch of meanie hoomans wearing wiot geyuh break down daddy's door
>They start clubbing and tazing all of your friends
>You cower in fear, putting your hooves over your eyes and hoping they don't see you
>Of course, you were laying in the middle of the floor like an asshole
>You get picked up violently by your neck fluff
>You can't help yourself, you decide to try and plead for your life
>"NUUUUU! FWUFFY GOOD FWUFFY! ALL OVAH FWUFFIES DUM FWUFFIES, DESERVE OWIES! FWUFFY WAN' BAWW!"
>They aren't convinced; in one quick motion, they snap your neck
>You try to cry out in fear; your voice doesn't work anymore; you die almost immediately
>Your humans "raised" fluffy ponies as a front to a drug smuggling ring
>The reason you were treated so well was because they hid a lot of their product in your fluff; your ball featured several thousand dollars worth of crushed diamonds mixed with cocaine for some reason
>Nothing of value was lost