>own a fluffy pegasus >like every other fluffy pegasus you've come across, this one's determined to fly >it breaks your heart to see her every day during play time jumping off the edge of her hand box and landing with a thud >eventually the tears start coming and she just collapses in a heap, crying out all her frustrations >afterward you come and collect her and put her in her safe room for a nap >sometimes when she waddles out for dinner, she asks you a question >"Daddy, wy can' fwuffy fwy?" >You come up with a different excuse each time, but eventually it just becomes to heartbreaking to see the look on her face after you explain >Decide one day to fulfill her wish >Go rent a potato gun >Go get some mattresses >Get the cutest helmet you've ever seen >It's absolutely heartwarming to see how excited she is on the drive over >"Daddy gon' hewp fwuffy fwy! Fwuffy wub daddy so much!" >Get to the field; test the gun out on a few potatoes first; everything proceeds without any problems >Finally get to the big moment >You call her over, she'd be bouncing like Pinkie Pie right now if she could, that's how excited she is >Right before you put her in, she gives you a hug >"Fank yoo, daddeh. Fwuffy wuv yoo wiff aww her hawt." >You almost have to wipe away a tear as you put her in >You pull the trigger a few times, nothing happens >You hit the gun a few times, trying to get it to work again >It malfunctions, sending your fluffy into a tree with a sickening crunch >you sprint over to her and see her bleeding profusely; somehow, she still has a smile on her face >"Fwuffy finawwy fwew..." She closes her eyes >Well, shit; at least she was happy at the end >You put everything back in the drunk of your truck, disposing of the corpse in a trash can >Next time you're getting an Earth fluffy