>go into the kitchen to pour yourself a drink
>look out the glass sliding door and see your pet fluffy playing alone by itself
>decide to go over to him
>he greets you with enthusiasm when he sees you approaching him
>"Hi Daddy! Wan' pway game?"
>You kneel down
>"Yes I do; more than anything in the world."
>You hug your fluffy pony
>He hugs back, enthusiastically
>"YAY! HUGGIES! Fwuffy wub daddy!"
>10 minutes pass, you're still hugging your fluffy
>His arms are getting extremely tired; he decides to say something
>"Uuuuh, daddy? Aw yoo okay? Fwuffy ahms huwt; pway diffwent game?"
>You ignore him; 5 more minutes pass; you're still hugging
>"DADDY STOWP! FWUFFY HUWT! WAN PWAY NU GAME!"
>Excrement of both types coats the outside of your pants